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Everyone posts, no one reads.

Age?
Cunt?
Ever been in love?
Ever had a terrible breakup?
Height and weight?
Any tattoos/piercings?
OTP?
Favorite Show and Movie?
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Favorite singer/band?
Something you miss?
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Zodiac?
Hair Color?
Favorite quote?
Favorite color?
Loud music or soft?
Where do you go when you're sad? What do you do?
How long does it take you to shower?
How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
Ever been in a physical fight?
How long have you been on 4chan?
Did you ever get >>quads or higher?
Greatest fear?
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The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
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Last time you were insulted and what was it?
What color underwear are you wearing?
Last sport you played?
Are you any of the following: Lolicon, furry, nazi, weeb, brony?
Last time you hung out with anyone?
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PFROOOHHHNNNAAALLLDDDD BRRRRRUUUUMMMMFFFFFF
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joke's getting a little stale, yeh?

Maybe try making fun of CNN for their recent blackmailing instead?
At least that might contribute to their death, unlike this frumple stitskin meme

SWIM has come into possession of 100 tabs of 105 microgram LSD

I've never done any psychedelics before, only MDMA in college. Do I need a tripsitter?
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How do i get my hands on psychedelics in college?

I'm a socially anxious cyborg but most importantly I don't want to hang out with the dealer.
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>>38479356
Just order them off the darknet man, drugs to my door in bulk every week
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You don't have to use SWIM here. It wouldn't make a viable defense anyway.

100ug is not a very high dose, you will be fine without a sitter. In fact, you should take two tabs for a properly psychedelic experience and you still probably won't need a sitter.
Why the hell do you have so much anyway?

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>not a kissless virgin
>a robot

Pick one.
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>9 june 2017
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>>38242491
don't you mean
>9 july 2017
I'm so embarrassed for you, OP.
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>>38242519
p-pls n-no b-bully!

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>tfw international clique

no whites allowed
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How old were you when you got your practice gf?
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>>38242452
12, it was a real shit show
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>>38242452
14, I just stopped talking to her.

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So,I got a call from a company for an interview next week. The interview is for a job as a carpenter/forniture maker. They will train me too.

I don't give a shit about being a carpenter, i don't give a crap about wood, and i am very clumsy and have no manual skills, i'd probably cut off my fingers, like, the second day of work.

And...i'm currently attending a night to school to get my high school diploma (which i didn't get because of social anxiety/depression/mental illness), and i value a high school diploma a lot more than a job as a carpenter, and i know i'll not be able to do both thinks.

The problem is that my mom picked up the call (because i halways have my phone on silent) and now my parents want me to get the job, i had to say yes for the interview. Hell, my father is an ISTP and always complained that i don't understand shit about mechanics/plumbing/electrical wiring etc. and now is super happy about this thing, and he doesn't give a shit about the diploma, he wants me to work.

I HAVE TO FAIL the interview, i was thinking about telling the dudes the truth and that i don't get a shit about the job, but i'm too beta/shy to be so upfront.

Do you guys have any tips on how to fail the interview and make a bad impression? Like, wrong answers and stuff? Or should i tell the truth to the employer and cut it short?
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Do the smart thing m8, don't be stupid. You could sperg out and risk getting the job,

Or,

Just call ahead the day of and say you won't be available for the interview, and thank you for the offer. Leave the house for an hour. Come back and tell them that they said they'll call if they want you.

Be ready for parental questions. Who was it. How was it. What did they ask you. Have a little story made up.
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>>38243141
I think i'll go there and either i'll tell them the truth or i'll behave and answer to questions like i don't give a crap about motherfucking wood.
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>>38242428
If I were you and not wanting to take the job, I would just call them back and tell them you were no longer interested in the position. Then again, it won't hurt to get some income while getting your diploma/GED if you get hired. I definitely would not lie.

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Any wagecucks out there ever get a bad review on yelp?
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>>38242414
I don't think I personally god a bad review the kroger I work at has.
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>tfw place I worked at got all 4-5 star reviews for the 3 years I was there
After they fired me it went back to almost all 1-2 stars.

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dear computer users, I am a mother whose son has been frequenting this website. i recently discovered that he has been involved in illegal activity. I have seen from his texts that he has been using a website called pol, i assume this is a police website which he is monitoring.

it is shocking what I have seen on here, you ought to have your mouths washed out with soap. you can rest assured I will be reporting users to the pol website. the amount of sinful indecent images is horrific and the racial abuse is appalling.
i am very angry and I will hope to be seeing all of you along with 4chan himself behind bars
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>>38242395
here's your (You). hope you have a good night, anon.
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>can't even bait properly
What are you like 15

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Chilling in my hammock, what are you up to on this fine Saturday evening?
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the usual, wasting away
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Doodling and browsing /r9k/

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Dating Someone with Kids: A Compromise or an Honor?
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Looking 4 qt trap friend that i can toll too.. p-please respond
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P-please n-n-notice me senpai i weally want sum fwends

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>mom freed the rape ape
OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK
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>dad gaped the crepe drapes
ENTITLED BOOMERS I SWEAR

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People with Asperger's and autism are easily the most discriminated people in the world.
>Treated as non-existant due to their introverted nature
>No matter how smart they are they might never land a decent job because those go to extroverts
>It is an invisible illness so a lot of people with autism aren't even diagnosed
>People treat autists as potential threats because they're quiet
>The reason they're quiet is because when they try and talk they get called "weird"
>Many autists get bullied for being different
>Lack of friends and social situations doesn't help
>There are no major institutions fighting for the rights of autistic people, only major institutions related to autism spread "awareness" which is utterly useless
>Autistic people literally get physically attacked and killed when they try and be themselves

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/man-arrested-beating-deaf-autistic-adult-dressed-superman-article-1.3311560
Happened just yesterday

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/autistic-boy-punched-head-strangled-10391946
http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/16/autistic-girl-16-left-with-horrific-injuries-after-being-attacked-by-another-girl-6452142/
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/01/autistic-teen-attacked-by-stranger-during-cross-country-race/
https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/1025242/shaun-mechan-autistic-man-attacked-kwik-fit-kirkintilloch/

Meanwhile some of the worlds greatest minds were on the autism spectrum including
>Albert Einstein
>Sir Isaac Newton
>Amadeus Mozart
>Charles Darwin

Even trannies have more rights that autists. What the fuck is wrong with this world?
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Autism rights will come in time
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>>38242485

No they wont, autists don't really fight for the rights and the extroverts would rather focus on fighting for trannies than autists.

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