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i just got a 8/10 15-17 year old girls contact info
this is the best day of my entire life
how long should i take to hit her up?

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>"roastie"
>"mfw"

When does it end, summerfags?

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I've developed a new tier based system which would eliminate discrepancies in personal standards, and replace the current 1-10 rating system.

Some things to keep in mind:
Most partners are within the same tier
In the case partners do jump a tier, and especially in the rarest case that they jump two, it is almost always due to status differences

Let us begin

>God/Top tier
Elite genome 9-10 rating
Never been turned down
Can only be born into this tier
No one is genuine with you, cannot handle rejection

>Mid tier
Attractive, but flawed 7-8 rating
Best tier to be born into for all around good life
Can be achieved by highest percentile of low tier with effort

>Low tier
Eh, ok 4-6 rating
Body acceptance ads are meant for you
People that would be mid tier but are fat
Men in low percentile occasionally end up with shit tier

>Shit tier
Should not reproduce 1-3
Chance of success is very low to null
Please don't speak to me
Everyone ends up here unless you die young

Thoughts?

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who here /defective/

when i browsed 4chan when i was younger i used to laugh uncontrollably enough so that when i glanced out the window and grimaced at either the pitch black night or the seeping morning light i felt as if i could do it, and be alone and enjoy it, with my "friends" on 4chan. but now theres nothing, a hollow emptiness and bland miasma of regret over all of my memories if you cold even call that, some semblance of an existence. the problem is the ale yellow or blue glow of each board is the only thing really familiar to me anymore, when your only real emotion is nostalgia or inertia you'll do anything to preserve even a fleeting moment of it.

my problem is that my problem isnt fixable, if i could wake up tommorow and get my life on track it still wouldn't help me because im broken internally, there is something defective, one day something switched within me and i just sat down and never got up. no matter where i go, who i talk to , what i do im still stuck right here at my desk staring at this screen alone again.

but a gf wouldn't fix that, it doesnt matter what anyone tells me, i feel lonelier the more people there are around me, someone telling me they love me every night wouldn't stop me from drawing my curtains and staring out the window again at the night time. i dont wanna start again, i dont wanna die, i dont think i even want something different from this and thats whats wrong with me, i wouldn't take a chance of happiness even i was given it.

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You're a great guy(friend) anon

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I am a newfag. Insult me if you must but where I should I post a greentext story. Here or /b/

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>a qt Asian gf
>a Chad body so I can get said gf (already got face and hair style covered)
>a better diet and exercise regimen to get said body
>not have gastroparesis and feel full all the time
>to go back to school for software engineering
>to learn piano/drawing/comptetitive Smash or Splatoon or Overwatch/Japanese

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Oh hi anon, wanna take a seat?

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Is anyone else to robot to fit into normal society, but to to normie to fit into /r9k/?

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Formerly Crash Bandicoot's.

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>eat junk food
>heart rate rises and keep like this for like, 20 minutes
I'll will die by a heart attack in a few years, right? ;_;

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Onii-chan, fucc my kawaii boipucci!!!

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>t minus 19 hours, 35 minutes

good luck to you all.

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I thought I married a buttsqueazel, but it turned out he was a cactus. What do I do?

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>hanging out at the diner
>having a milkshake with the boys
>some fucking Socs come in
>they're showing off their switchblades
>my friend Ace punches one of them in the face
>a FUCKING RIOT starts
>everyone starts throwing shit each other
>Spike picks up my fucking milkshake and throws it at some Soc douchebag
>he still hasn't payed me back my $0.50 for the shake