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>tfw u like it in the butt
>tfw most girls in ur slavic country are tough conservatives and it's almost impossible to find a girl open-minded and kinky enough to fulfill your dirty femdom desires

why even live
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>>39536989
how about you stop being a faggot you fucking degenerate???
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>>39537125
b-but i'd be doing that with a woman
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>>39537199
As a stand-in for a man

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Can I browse porn while I'm connected to the government-provided wifi at the un*versity dorms anons? I need a release in the normie helldom
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>>39536947
Of course you fucking retard, they'll just be able to see it, so don't browse some degenerate shit like lolicon or incest.
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>>39537208
ohshit.avi
Can people really see the wifi and track it back to me?
GOd I hope they never mentioned not to watch porn on their wifi or else im fucked
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>place with a bunch of 18-22 yo males
>ban porn

lmao

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>tfw I was ready to kill myself until I bought these shoes


Most comfortable shoes and aesthetic things I've ever worn
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they look like a small child could tear them apart with ease
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>>39537003
That's probably what makes them so comfy.
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>>39536919
I bought the white version of these shoes. Like walking on clouds desu.

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how do you fix clinginess ?

i stopped talking to someone for like 3 days (ghosting them) and started feeling weird ,then contacted them again.

now i removed him from discord and logged out from the account but i still have the discord ID which allow me to spam friend requests to him till he stop using the account.

how do am i supposed to stop being so damn clingy ? i usually stalk people, sending them thousand of messages when they are away for some hours and being mad at them for not being online for a day or two. Its not about naivety, i know how they must feel being annoyed by a clingy guy but i can't help it. I also apologize a lot of time because how uninteresting, annoying and egocentrical i am, also because i insult them often.

help me robots i want to stop being like that and have friends. but at the same time making friends is dangerous for me for security reasons , maybe its related to a possible paranoia ? this clinginess also annoy me about this because i get clingy to people too easily even tho i don't want to interact with them because of my paranoid personality unironically.

i thought about making a tulpa since i'm already used to talk alone in my head or aloud if i'm alone
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>>39536912
Stop being so self centered and timely
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Why did you ghost this guy if you're clingy?
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>>39537078
annoying + trying to fix the clinginess

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what were you doing last year edition
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>mummy's birthday
>brother gets her a paella dish and rice
>mummy says but now i have to buy all the extra seasoning and stuff
>i say but mum you can make delicious paella at home for a fraction of the cost
>she says no you can't!
mfw
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>>39536823
Last year I was looking forward to an appointment at the urologist
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>>39536823
>what were you doing last year edition

Probably on /pol/ in the weeks leading up to the US election

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I am almost 30 and I am a straight white virgin male.

I have 5m in the bank thanks to bitcoin.

I can buy almost anything in my country; but why can't I find a wife?

All I want is a virgin wife.
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>>39536686
You're probably an ugly faggot
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>>39536686
How many women have you asked out so far?
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>>39536686
you ain't lookin hard enough senpai

Fembots, what's the longest you've had a guy be in love with you? My best friend confessed that he loves me in 2009 and still hasn't given up on me.
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>>39536663
I'm apparently oblivious as fuck, and a guy I thought detested me was actually head over heels for me. He was kind of mean, but an okay friend.

I cut off ties because he admitted to being a pedophile and wanting to sleep with his infant sister.
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>>39536663
since elementary, I think he stalked me up till college
got rich off some app so I became his gf for a while but eventually broke up
still showers me with gifts and money till this day which is nice
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Since like 2011. I mean he's my friend and all but I just don't like him the way he likes me. Mutual interests can only go so far..

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>ywn form bonds with your fellow conscripts
>ywn learn how to dig a foxhole
>ywn learn to handle a weapon
>ywn learn how to march through forests, moats and snow
>ywn tell stories to your grandchildren about your time in the army

>ywn get to serve in the army

>ywn amount to anything

Why did autism take this away from me? I'm in good physical shape, tall, no allergies and obedient. I could have enjoyed this, i've heard of people getting a job from having being in the army.
It's unfair i tell you, it's unfair!
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>ywn die for Haliburton, Lockheed Martin, and Israel
Feels good man
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I dont think autism disqualifies you from being cannon fodder.
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>tfw you got military training because mandatory conscription
I got to know people but none whom I'd consider friends.

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>stay out of /r9k/ for a year
>remeber its existence when someone link me to it
>mfw

This board is just a PsyOP now, I feel bad for anyone who can't leave because they're being brainwashed 24/7.
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A psyop in what sense? Please provide more info.
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>>39536677
Not in the military/political sense but it happens in a similar manner.
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>>39536761

Yes but what are we being brainwashed to believe?

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I have destroyed my body, my mind, my relationships with family and friends and other people. There isn't a single person who doesn't hate me, not even those who used to be my most devoted supporters. I know that I have earned that hatred a thousand times over. My soul is the darkest shade of black. I am pure poison. I turn everything I touch to dust. You don't want me as family, you don't want me as a friend, and you certainly don't want me as a lover. I'm in a downward spiral and dragging everyone down with me. I only hope I die before I bring everyone I love to ruin.
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>I have destroyed my body
OP are you a trap?
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>>39536578
What I meant is that I'm an alcoholic, but I'm also pre-HRT transgender, yes.
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>>39536702
My intuition is off the charts tonight.
Have you ever considered not going on HRT and accepting life as a man? I know what it's like to flounder between love and hatred. How can you be sure that HRT isn't just a manifestation of the hatred of your volatile mind being directed at yourself, using your gender as a scapegoat?

>another night on r9k
>brag alot about my lack of empathy for anyone and everyone
>betray and hurt normal people because they are stupid and couldnt see it coming
>put myself above others and think of morals as illogical and only slow you down
>talk about the horrible things ive done
>i get the usual responses, or just the ones i was expecting
>some called me a terrible disgusting person
>others encouraged me saying i was giving the world back what it gave to us
>one response was different
>some random anon popped in the thread to respond to me
>"thats all well and done, but can you stand to look yourself in the mirror?"
>before i retort in a pathetic flurry of keyboard strokes as i usually do to salty normies i pause and consider this
>the answer is no, i cant

F U C K
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How do we stop being evil?
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>>39536517
>>39536548

Do you *want* to not be evil?
Because that would be the first step.

If you do want that, try doing one nice thing a day. Nothing big. Maybe even just greeting and smiling at someone you walk past occasionally. Maybe By posting a nice reply.

But as i said, he prerequisite is a desire for change.
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>Imaginary evil is romantic and varied; real evil is gloomy, monotonous, barren, boring. Imaginary good is boring; real good is always new, marvelous, intoxicating.

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A subreddit for erasing white heritage

https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackWorldOrder/
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> whites
> invent/allow feminism
> erased
Feels good desu.
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>>39536506
It's a fantasy subreddit, calm down.
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It's probably used by only white fetishists. Why exactly should I care?

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Is there any ways to fix my fat cheeks? Im not fat btw
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>>39536500
there is no such thing as local fat burning

your face is fat

lose weight

that, or surgery
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>>39536500
idk ask your doctor looser.
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>>39536500
I got a major beer tummy after drinking straight for the whole december. I just ate less for 2-3 months and it was away. I stopped eating cakes, drink soda and didn't overeat. You don't have to be full everytime you eat.

Hey robots, just wanna know how everyone is doing. I feel like chatting, so if you got any problems, wanna vent, talk shit or whatever - post in this thread!
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I'm fine. I'm gonna read a book so I can get a free pan pizza from Pizza Hut.
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Kikes.
I want to destroy them all.
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>>39536480
Im in class and im suicidal. Thanks for asking.

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>start of semester
>"all right class, let's play a game to go to know each other better!"
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American schools are weird. It's like you're all perpetual 5-year-olds.
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>Go to an adult education course to brush up on some stuff
>"OK class lets go around the table and introduce ourselves

Fuck this fucking shit, I thought this stuff would be done away with in adult life .
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>asked what the most fun thing you did over the summer was
>lie

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