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"Champ, all you need to do is show up and ask for the manager. No, wait. There he is. Remember what I told you, Champ: Stand up straight, look him in the eye, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you're the right person for the job. Can't get any simpler than that."
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>>38480344
I think I should wait until he finishes his cup of coffee.
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>>38480406
*watches with curiosity as your dad drops you off and gives you last minute interview advice*
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>>38480344
Dad, I've been doing research on this internet website called 4chan. It says here that your generation ruined literally fucking everything, so I'm just going to sit in your house forever and play video games as a mild display of apathy and revenge. Is that cool dad?
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>be me
>grew up kinda dorky, but hit the gym in high school and became varsity soccer captain
>Has meme knowledge from dorky childhood
>Joined top-ranked fraternity, had a great time
>Now 23, bachelor's degree from a top 20 uni
>Just moved in with my girlfriend and accepted a dream job
Where did it go wrong for y'all?
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Stopped reading at the second line. Kill yourself back to Facebook.
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>>38248211
validate me cuck
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Give me your best aryan goddess pornstars
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>>38248166
There really isn't any true ones desu. They often have their hair dyed. The ones who might be naturally blonde might look too trashy. I don't think I've seen a single perfect aryan goddess pornstar yet.Someone please prove me wrong.
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What do you mean? I dont get it
You guys are wasting your days here?
I mean, start from the start, talk to some of your friends, grab a bottle and go talk to some girls
You have NOTHING to lose!!
Girls were made to like men, go out and most girls look at me, y'all just have to act naturally and be yourselves, live for once!!
Come on dudes, i know you guys can make it!
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>tfw you'll never have the power to obtain your desires or live a comfy life
Middle-class people and above will never know how hard it is to be retarded financially. From the get-go you're stunted with sub-par education and poor quality food leading to obesity. You are thrown into the cess-pool of other low-end people making escape or the more harder. The only form of escape is to power through and crush all those underneath you and climb up yourself.
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My life was bad enough as a lonely and worthless virgin, but now I've developed chronic stomach problems and have been enduring debilitating physical pain. Why live?
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>>38247992
it could be stress, it could be the way you're eating.
Try, changing your eating habits and find a way to be less stressful.
Or what stresses you out?
let it all out.
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I saw a UFO abduct someone last night. I know I wasn't hallucinating because I was with others who saw it as well. What the fuck do we do?
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>>38480326
we're coming for you too anon
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green text the story for us, anon
also where geographically in the world this hapened is important
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Call the galactic police
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What really is a beta? 2017-07-09 06:52:44 Post No.38247990
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I've seen so many definitions of "betas" and "alphas" in /r9k/, I want to know which one is the true one. In my understanding:
Alpha:
>a typical Chad who doesn't commit to a relationship but instead goes around fucking Stacies.
Beta:
>a guy who commits to one woman (usually someone an Alpha has already fucked) and attempts to build a working and long lasting relationship with her
Omega:
>Your basic neckbeard autist who couldn't get a 1/10 woman if he tried to.
How off am I? What about the men who only date virgin women and try to make wives out of them? Or what about men who go around fucking but eventually settle down?
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>>38247990
it's all bullshit. nothing alpha about being an std collector and fucking skanks
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So basically, some research was done on wolves that suggested that there are dominance relationships between them. Then it turned out that the research was methodologically flawed and has largely been repudiated. But people really wish the world worked according to their own prejudices, which include a deranged obsession with categories, so the popular distillation of the wolf dominance stuff got foisted onto people's interpretations of their lives and their interactions with others. The end result is a bunch of words that could mean literally anything.
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Confidence or a lack thereof.
That's all it boils down to.
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Whats the name of german chad? What's the german robot name?
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>>38480179
Guenther or Dieter
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I WANT TO LOOK THAT PERFECT FUCK
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Heinrich Hasselcock
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>Select all squares that match the label: grapes
>select square with olives
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What happened to this anon? 2017-07-09 06:38:43 Post No.38247815
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What happened to this anon?
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Did he ever come back and post again or was he lost
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>>38247815
>my post is still in the screenshot
No, as far as I know, he never came back to post. What a shame since I heavily contributed to that thread. I kept making threads asking where he was all throughout 2016.
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>>38247980
Fuck, I even remember analysing the picture of the car, trying to determine where DoomedAnon was located. We narrowed it down to the East Coast. We even raided /o/ so we could figure out what kind of car it was.
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>>38247815
Bump for interest and fuck this comment not original filter bullshit
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>tfw 4chan is blocked at my wagecuck job
>tfw work has turned me into a stupid phoneposter
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Quit your job OP
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>>38480115
>Quit your job OP
My mommy won't let me
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>>38480054
Could be worse.
I literally turned to posting on reddit because 4chan is blocked at work but reddit isn't.
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post a sad song you've been listening to
i'm a weeb i'm sorry
https://youtu.be/fD9-Xtt64aI
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Get in here and play some pictionary 2017-07-09 06:31:18 Post No.38247702
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Get in here and play some pictionary
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https://panpingo.com/room/eskeddit
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>>38247702
i like this thread oreganionoaino
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vumpinnn
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bumpninininfg
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When will pathetic puny white bois learn their place and bow down to their black masters?
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ur a real fucker, ya know that?