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Anonymous
2017-07-09 03:26:27 Post No.38254364
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Anonymous 2017-07-09 03:26:27 Post No. 38254364 [Report] [View this topic]

I need a gf rn. I don't even care about sex anymore. I just want someone who I can be close and intimate with. Someone who I can come to with any issues and they'll comfort me. Plus I don't wanna end up the rest of you guys.

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Anonymous 2017-07-09 04:17:14 Post No.38255180
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Then get off the board with the rest of "us guys". Your gf isn't here. Unless you want a discord gf (male)

Anonymous 2017-07-09 04:20:48 Post No.38255232
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Anonymous 2017-07-09 04:20:48 Post No.38255232 [Report]

Yamete is the wrong word. It should be yamero. You don't politely ask someone to stop when you're red in the face and screaming.

Anonymous 2017-07-09 04:23:19 Post No.38255270
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>>38255232
>Yamete is the wrong word. It should be yamero.
Here you go OP, for next time. Yamero catto.

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guys Anonymous 2017-07-09 03:24:24 Post No. 38254328 [Report] [View this topic]

go to youtube and search bottle raise challenge

how the fuck normies buy into this? i would be shocked but im numb at this point tobh

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Anonymous 2017-07-09 04:10:50 Post No.38255053
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bumpgvhjk

Anonymous 2017-07-09 04:11:42 Post No.38255071
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>>38254328
Why don't you fucking link it you mongoloid

Anonymous 2017-07-09 04:14:03 Post No.38255122
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>>38254328
Post a link or shut the fuck up.

Anonymous
2017-07-09 03:23:27 Post No.38254317
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Anonymous 2017-07-09 03:23:27 Post No. 38254317 [Report] [View this topic]

>all those 6 feet crying because they are virgin
FUCK YOU

IF YOU ARE TALL YOU CANT BE VIRGIN, WHEN I GO OUTSIDE I SEE A LOT OF CUTE GIRLS WITH UGLY AND TALLS BOYFRIEND BUT I SEE ZERO SHORT AND UGLY GUYS WITH GIRLFRIENDS

KYS

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Anonymous 2017-07-09 04:25:49 Post No.38255308
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>>38254317
i'm 6"2 with a 5 inch dick fuck off manlet
your height literally doesn't matter as long as you are atleast the same height as the chick

Anonymous 2017-07-09 04:30:44 Post No.38255383
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>>38255308
6'3 here and this is wrong.
I have average face and ugly hair and i've been asked out 5 times, but height doesn't stop me being too autistic to make it last

Anonymous 2017-07-09 04:36:32 Post No.38255466
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>>38255383
I have 5"5 manlet friends who get laid and have girlfriends
height doesn't matter, but dicksize does

Anonymous
2017-07-09 03:20:57 Post No.38254275
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Anonymous 2017-07-09 03:20:57 Post No. 38254275 [Report] [View this topic]

Would it be a wise idea to get a cisco certification of some sort to start making money? Im still in school and need a decent source of dosh and most retail stores around me arent hiring.

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Anonymous
2017-07-09 03:20:15 Post No.38254267
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Anonymous 2017-07-09 03:20:15 Post No. 38254267 [Report] [View this topic]

>get bf
>he's gay

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Anonymous 2017-07-09 03:23:40 Post No.38254321
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He wouldn't be gay if you were more attractive.

Anonymous 2017-07-09 03:24:39 Post No.38254333
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>>38254267
he would have to be so he can be with a girl (male) like you

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>>38254267
>get bf
>get the fuck off r9k

ftfy dumbass roastie

Anonymous
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Normalfag humor Anonymous 2017-07-09 03:11:48 Post No. 38254159 [Report] [View this topic]

https://youtu.be/_c1NJQ0UP_Q

Is this really what normies find funny? Trending on youtube for days. This is on level for LE RANDUM GUY STEVE XDDD tier humor. What gives robots? Post other things that normalfags find funny.

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Anonymous 2017-07-09 04:57:07 Post No.38255762
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>>38254159
You know what else normies find funny? ~~virginity~~

Anonymous 2017-07-09 05:03:00 Post No.38255869
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Anonymous 2017-07-09 05:03:00 Post No.38255869 [Report]

That wasn't particularly funny.

Anonymous 2017-07-09 05:07:42 Post No.38255946
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>>38254159
What the fuck? I knew normies liked le random meme, but do they still find it funny when it's milked so hard for a shit youtube video?

Anonymous
2017-07-09 03:03:18 Post No.38254049
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Anonymous 2017-07-09 03:03:18 Post No. 38254049 [Report] [View this topic]

Why are we so mean to each other? I've been coming here since it was robot9000 and I noticed the post have gone from interesting autistic stories to threads pointing how someone is inferior.
Why do we pray on others insecurities so much?
Why do we try our best to make sure to instill the idea everything is hopeless?

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Anonymous 2017-07-09 03:10:16 Post No.38254139
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>>38254049
Bump

It only takes 1% of shitposters to derail a board.

Anonymous 2017-07-09 03:14:00 Post No.38254191
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>>38254139
it only takes 10,000,000 /pol/tards to destroy the entire website.

>>38254049
it's /pol/. They don't want this to be a safe space for anyone.
They want everyone on this site to be full of hatred fueled by the fear of what they perceive as weakness.
They want everyone to be an ill mannered asshole with no basic human decency

Anonymous
2017-07-09 03:01:10 Post No.38254018
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Anonymous 2017-07-09 03:01:10 Post No. 38254018 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw Dennis Rodman is the red line to Pyongyang
>Friend of Trump and Kim
>a hero who acts like an idiot (which serves NK's interests) for the mass media and negotiates prisoner releases behind closed doors
>the one we don't deserve but need

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Anonymous 2017-07-09 03:06:09 Post No.38254086
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>>38254018
Rodman is a pretty good surname Tbh
I imagine ppl constantly think he has a big dick and comes from a family with big dicks
~~I know that he is black but I mean he has a big dick even for a black person~~

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>>38254018
this photo exemplifies everything about true friendship, kims position of authority and the bored forced faces in the background are only the beginning of the depth

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He is also the pathway to making crytpo mainstream

he really is a hero

Anonymous
2017-07-09 03:00:29 Post No.38254004
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Anonymous 2017-07-09 03:00:29 Post No. 38254004 [Report] [View this topic]

Why aren't you spending quality time with your young female family members right now!?

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Anonymous 2017-07-09 03:47:10 Post No.38254712
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>>38254004
Cuz I fucking hate kids. And since I'm early twenties the only ones younger are like 5.

Also I have my own son so if I'm gonna spend time with anyone younger it's gonna be him. But he's too young to do anything cool.

Anonymous 2017-07-09 03:54:33 Post No.38254821
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>>38254004
I'm not an incestuous pedophile like you
I'm waiting patiently for the day these threads get all you disgusting nigger b&

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>>38254821
Wow! That came out of nowhere!

Anonymous
2017-07-09 02:51:36 Post No.38253883
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Anonymous 2017-07-09 02:51:36 Post No. 38253883 [Report] [View this topic]

Daily reminder that summer does not exist. Here's why.

If summer is supposedly the time of the year when teenagers get on 4chan? Why is it summer? Every teen has a phone, what's stopping them from accessing 4chan any other time of the year?

What is considered "summer" is called retarded any other time of the year. See pic related.

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Anonymous 2017-07-09 02:56:21 Post No.38253945
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>>38253883
I like to say summerfag and make fun of retards.
What's your problem?

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Anonymous 2017-07-09 02:57:04 Post No.38253957 [Report]

alot has changed in 5 years, facebook was linked to chans, news outlets report on it, memes hitting mainstream, surely when most people are idle this has some effect?

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>>38253883
It was definitely more noticeable a difference back in the day. There was a period of time where it really would be that summer meant more kids and newfags had time to go on imageboards because school was out. You're right though, these days there honestly isn't that big of a difference. Fuck you for making me nostalgic again, there really is no way to go back at this point.

Anonymous
2017-07-09 02:44:26 Post No.38253788
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Anonymous 2017-07-09 02:44:26 Post No. 38253788 [Report] [View this topic]

itt: classic memery

welcome to the chill robot meme thread
enjoy your stay, and make sure to post some classical memes while you're here dudes ha ha

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>>38253788
ha ha funny le frog

Anonymous
2017-07-09 02:41:12 Post No.38253753
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Anonymous 2017-07-09 02:41:12 Post No. 38253753 [Report] [View this topic]

From my experience (friends, stories, news etc) its nearly always the woman who cheats. Your thoughts?

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Anonymous 2017-07-09 02:43:55 Post No.38253780
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>>38253753
I'd say it's about 50/50 i've heard of guys doing it too

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Anonymous 2017-07-09 04:13:26 Post No.38255109 [Report]

that is actually connected to how evolution works

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>>38253753
From real world experiences, yeah, the same.
And then I listen to a podcast that has a bunch of NYC comedians and they all talk about how they were~~are~~ cheating, so who knows.

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Anonymous 2017-07-09 02:21:07 Post No. 38253491 [Report] [View this topic]

I want /b/ to be the newfag board again.

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Anonymous 2017-07-09 02:23:13 Post No.38253514
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/r9k/ needs to get out of the news.

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Anonymous 2017-07-09 02:20:54 Post No. 38253488 [Report] [View this topic]

If you are so upset about your life why don't you run to alaska and hunt for some crabs?

you will get a bunch of high-test adults putting some discipline in you, and it will look good on your resume everywhere you go!

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Anonymous 2017-07-09 02:45:06 Post No.38253794
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>>38253488
And if it goes sour (and it will) I can just throw myself overboard while at high sea. The problem is that I'm 16,227 km away from Alaska.

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Anonymous 2017-07-09 02:17:53 Post No. 38253436 [Report] [View this topic]

CAN WE PRETEND THAT AIRPLANES IN THE NIGHT SKY LIKE SHOOTING STARS!

I COULD REALLY USE A WISH RIGHT NOW

WISH RIGHT NOW

WISH RIGHT NOW

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Anonymous 2017-07-09 02:20:14 Post No.38253475
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>>38253436
Those airplanes are filled with successful people who have never needed to wish for a better life out of desperation.

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>>38253436
What do you wish for?

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