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These times you blew it... 2017-09-05 03:08:00 Post No.39537913
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These times you blew it...
Anonymous
2017-09-05 03:08:00
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>Be me
>Only match with girls I liked by mistake on Tinder
>Say "Hi, how are you"?
>Never get a single answer. Ever.
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>using Tinder
heh, so this is the power of normalfaggotry?
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>>39537945
Any tool is a good tool when it comes to getting your dick wet.
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>>39537913
>"Hi, how are you"?
Most terrible opening line ever, I don't reply to that shit either even if it's a cute girl sending it.
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>Accidentally click a Family Guy video on YouTube and exit immediatly
MY FUCKING RECCOMENDED AND SIDE BAR VIDEOS IS NOTHING BUT FUCKING FAMILY GUY HOW DO I STOP THIS!?!?
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Family Guy is great.
Fuck you /r9k/ for hating Family Guy,
Fucking robocucks.
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>>39537894
Watch nothing but anime videos for the next few months, eventually youtube will fuck off.
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Delete your YouTube watch history
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>tfw going to die in hurricane irma
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Are you still a virgin if a girl hurricane fucks you to death?
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>>39537856
If you live in florida probably not.
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>>39537879
Oh fuck dude
You have been muted for 2 seconds because your comment was not original
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Any other blackbots here who don't think white women are anything special at all? I don't get the hype. I think white guys exaggerate our attraction to white women but I don't understand why. Even most interracial porn is consumed by white guys. There's literally nothing better than a pretty girl with a phat butt, brown skin and dark hair.
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how to approach black women?
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>>39537835
The pendulum is a swinging. The times will be a changing.
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>>39537865
>but what did he originally mean by this?
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Tfw fantasizing about big white cock
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Whites literally have the most aesthetic and biggest cocks...tfw no fit white bf to take care of and love
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>white gayboi keeps posting these threads
bend over pinky
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>>39538141
Josh's mind bend
Did you ever said "fuck it" and shit in the sink? I know people pee in bottles here.
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bump
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>>39537758
>>39537281
go in there
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I pee in the sink because I'm lazy shitting on it is insane
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Why do white women cosplay as elves, I'm pretty sure they look like Asians with blonde hair and green eyes, not white. White features are too harsh to be elven. Same issue I had with LOTR movies, that old blonde hag as Galadriel was all wrong, they should have got an Asian actress.
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>>39537747
I completely agree with this, white people have very masculine jawlines even their women. I couldn't stop staring at how stupid the elves from LOTR looked they pretended to be gentle and sweet but they looked awkward and masculine for that role
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>>39537774
Seriously, look at this Asian girl, she looks more like an elf than any white girl I seen
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>>39537854
how the fuck can people find white women attractive when Asians exist?
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Guys I need help. I need to write an essay on myself but I'm a boring person with no interesting traits. My past is pretty much shit as I had an awful childhood so can't write about that. What do I say?
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>>39537715
Write about browsing 4chan.
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>>39537715
I could write it, depending on how long it has to be.
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>>39537739 Thanks but you probably don't understand my language
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Even if you were to get a stable life, a good job, a house, a couple of friends and even a gf, your anxiety will always make everything stressful and depression will keep you miserable.
Why do you even life
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>>39537681
Because I'm too much of a pussy to end it all.
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>>39537849
this
waiting on a heart attack that im definitely overdue from meth and cigarettes
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>>39537681
Depression isn't constant. With the things you mentioned, I would be miserable a lot less of the time and the stress would be more bearable.
BTW if you quit smoking you will cease to be antisocial, even if you remain asocial.
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I'm a black trap and I fantasize about white cock all day. I'm getting really feminine from the hormones and I just can't stop thinking about white men and how they owned us and had their way with us.
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>>39537678
you arent a trap stop calling yourself one
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>>39537763
Do not bully our fembois.
They have every right to be here as you.
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>>39537678
Mmm I'm a black sissy boi too
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how you guys spent your 18th birthday ?
>got to school like every other day
>2 people wished me a happy birthday (and some family members via phone)
>fucking retard school, the whole class usually sings bd song when its someones bd
>nobody know it was my bd so no awkward singing
>came home
>father gave me cash for present
>"its ok anon, you can have a party and invite your friends, its your special day"
>nofriends.exe
>stayed in my room listening music and watching some yt videos
why norms make such a big deal of the 18th birthday, why do they expect you to make a big party
I think my mom should spend the whole day apologizing for birthing me into this cruel joke of a life
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I turned 18 in 2005. I don't remember anything about it.
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>>39537636
I generally just ignore my birthdays, they are just like another day for me. I had no friends either, so only my family knew about it.
I remember being specially anxious about turning 18 because it meant millitary conscription, going to college and getting a drivers license.
Turns out I'm unfit for millitary service and too retarded to get a license, so there is that. And college was a bit better than high school, people didn't like me but at least I wasn't bullied.
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>>39537659
Turned 18 around the same time and don't remember anything about it either. Probably spent it playing vidya or something.
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do you eat too much or no
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l dont eat
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>>39537594
probably but I never gain any weight, no matter how much unhealthy shit I eat.
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>>39537594
I have always hated the feeling of full stomach, it makes me feel weak.
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> be me
> 2 months ago
> discover the concept of "Cock Hero" - basically porn compilations with a musical beat to fap to
> have an idea
> decide to make my own Cock Hero
> it starts off fairly standard, about 10 minutes long and only a few videos included
> then, i start building on top of it
> 15 minutes, then 20, then 30, then an hour
> replace every old video with a 1080p counterpart and only include 1080p or higher from now
> learning new techniques of editing video just for cock hero
> spend hours scouring YouTube and soundcloud for the perfect tracks to fap to
> spend even more hours on porn sites looking for the perfect porn scenes
> the editing starts getting more intense and sophisticated, using layers upon layers of clips and effects to sync with the music
> the footage and files used start taking up too much space so i buy an external HDD exclusively for the purpose of making the video
> its 2 hours long now and I still keep finding more vids to include
> everywhere I go I think "This could be great with that song, and the beat would match well with the thrusting"
> spending 5-6 hours a day editing and finding porn
> no end in sight
What started off as an innocent project has consumed my life. My sole purpose is to finish the greatest Cock Hero video ever imagined and I'm not sure how I feel about it anymore. There is no hope.
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>>39537581
Share your current progress please.
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>>39537581
Just embrace your sheer weaponized autism and do it
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>>39537581
Is it 3DPD or hentai?
I only fapped to 2D ones
Also it shouldn't be more than an hour long
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are you good at anything /r9k/?
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>>39537545
I do cartoons. Its a living.
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I'm good at reminding myself how much of a failure I am and I'm good at pissing people off by my mere presence alone.
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i'm good at everything i attempt to do, but i lose interest in it. jack of all trades, literally.
it's also the reason i'm afraid to invest in one trade, what if i get bored of it?
i'm running out of time though, have to choose a skill and roll with it otherwise i'm gonna be working at fucking Mcdonalds until i'm fucking too old to get my fucking dick hard anymore.
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Submit to BWC Nordic white Gods.
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I think you mean Slavs.
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>Nordic
I think you spelled "Cucked to the point of no return" wrong senpai
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anyone who has a dick that big compared to their body is actually a 5'4 mantlet with bit above average dick