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Would you believe a schizophrenic 22 year old unemployed web dev dutch /r9k/ lain poster if he told you the world was going to end and only he knows the way to a utopian here-after?
Nah, me neither.
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Anyone else having friendship ruined by dumb roasty gfs? 2017-07-09 05:09:22 Post No.38255974
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Anyone else having friendship ruined by dumb roasty gfs?
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A good friend of mine has basically become an intolerable faggot since getting a gf.
>claims to suffer from anxiety, tells friend she is scared to leave house because builders at local building site are wolf whistling
>white knight kicks into overdrive and my bud wants to start an online campaign to make wolf whistling illegal
She obv doesn't understand me and constantly says horrible shit about me.
>asks about my job
>tell her
>oh, I can't imagine you being nice to people for a living
She is also very stupid and insecure about it
>discussion in group over moral issue
>oh, don't really understand but I feel I should just think the opposite of whatever anon says
Saved the best for last:
>conversation about porn
>see I can't imagine anon jacking off to normal porn, I feel as if when he saw a blonde woman with big tits he would just hate them for existing
>inb4 your jealous and a fag.
Anyone else have friends with irritating significant others who are straining friendships?
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Mom found the smegma haribos
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For 6 months I tried hard and I mean the hardest possible to become a normie, a man people enjoy to be with and a man that is desirable no matter for what or why, let it be for sex
It's literally impossible, sorry to say but beyond the physical aspect(which does matter sadly) there are things that are just more obvious and written somewhere in you, you simply cannot be another person that the one you're meant to be.
>video games became a substitute for living.
Yes this thing is particularly true.
I observed the ones that are what I am not and their lifestyle.
They just do the things I can't or enjoy that I can't enjoy.
Nightclubs, whores, drugs, high class parties...
All things you don't particularly enjoy nor do others but you need to do as social proofs.
You start making some adjustments, try hard and beg for acceptation from others only you realize that just like in highschool, you simply don't fit.
You can't compete or be around people who look better, talk better, are socially aware or more aware than you, have that thing that make people think about you or enjoy being around you.
So then back to the only life that suits you, the one where you don't bother others and where others don't bother you.
The beta male that serve you as friend even if they don't give a fuck about you and maybe (maybe) if you're lucky that girl you don't find attractive but is the only one that will give you the affection you lust for.
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>he forgot to be himself
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>tfw acting as a e-girl to give attention, using the attention they gave me in return to survive.
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I'll just do this as short and factual as possible
>been in relationships for about 9 years
>single after my longest one again
>met a girl
>never felt as connected to a human being before
>never knew I could have such feelings
>fast forward couple months of hanging out rarely (but still apparently met me more often than other people)
>stated black on white what I think about her
>long response with 2 key statements:
>a) bunch of appreciation stated in many different ways, basically what I also think about her
>b) "it's not you it's me" hollywood style, life too self-centered at the moment hard to trust other people, can't imagine to plan a lifetime with another human being yadda yadda
met twice since that but occasion didn't quite allow to talk more
is it time to let go and see if she will come back by herself?
or should i still try get through to her and show her that i believe this is a once in a lifetime match?
how do you know when it's time to let go and when it's time to fight for a major thing in life?
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You've picked your difficulty and you're almost ready to spawn. Please distribute your attribute points.
Chad
>base multiplier: 2
>attribute points: 999
>no constraints
Stacey
>base multiplier: 2
>attribute points: 90
>max 150 IQ, 50 million income
Roastie
>base multiplier: 1
>attribute points 50
>max 9/10 luck, 7/10 looks, 7/10 charisma, 120 IQ, 120k income, 500 online orbitors, 10 IRL orbitors
Normie
>base multiplier: 1
>attribute points: 40
>max 6/10 luck, 7/10 looks, 6/10 charisma, 7/10 energy, 7/10 fitness, 4/10 originality, 130 IQ, 150k income
1/2
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Cyborg
>base multiplier: 0.8
>attribute points: 20
>max 5/10 luck, 6/10 looks 5/10 charisma, 140k income, 7/10 originality
>min 1 disability/mental illness
Poorfag
>base multiplier 0.5-1.5 (RNG)
>attribute points: 10
>max 2k income, 3/10 luck
>unable to spawn from rich parents
> -90% job finding
Robot
>base multiplier: 1.1
>attribute points 30
>max 2/10 charisma, 4/10 confidence
>success at life is excluded
>min 1 severe mental illness
>-100% friends, girlfriend
>+2000% of becoming trap
>+8000% of having autism
>+15000% wasting life online
Nigger
>base multiplier: 0.5
>attribute points: 3
>-60% getting a job
>-20% getting gf (-80% for Asian gf)
>+20% dick size
>+40% running
>+500% jail time
>+3000% getting shot while innocent
>+5000% growing up without a father
>+6000% starting with AIDS
>+10000% dying before she 5
>+999999999999999% liking KFC
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>/10 abilities take 1 attribute point (AP) each
>income takes 1 AP per 10% of cap, if no cap 1 per 10000
>IQ starts at base 100, can trade 1 IQ for 1 AP and vice versa
>online orbitors are 100 per AP, IRL 1 per AP
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Hahaha le kill le yourself
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why haven't you become a trap yet /r9k/?
is it because you are sane?
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Nah it's because i have a disgusting hairy masculine out of shape body
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Because I lift and enjoy growing muscles and I'm a top dom.
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>>38255816
Don't have the genetics for it
>will never have a Dom bf who makes me his pet who makes me wear a collar
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>make new friend, get along with him (online or offline, does not matter)
>he gets gf
>becomes too busy with his fuckbuddy to hangout
>make new female friend, get along with her
>she gets bf
>becomes too busy with her fuckbuddy to hangout
the feels man, the feels
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Would be rather be a 5'0 manlet or a NW7 hairlet? 2017-07-09 04:54:45 Post No.38255739
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Would be rather be a 5'0 manlet or a NW7 hairlet?
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The eternal question. Justify your answer.
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At NW7 I'd probably either just shave it off or pull a Dale Gribble, but being 5'0 as a dude? No thanks, even the North Koreans manage to be taller than that. On average at least.
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>>38255739
Hairlet. I'm already a 5'7 manlet who's NW4, but whenever I see I guy who's under 5'4 I still think "At least I'm not that guy." Especially because baldness has a realistic chance of getting much better treatments or even a cure, but I can't ever see something other than that horrific leg-disfiguring surgery being available to fix height.
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You people are so oddly obsessed with height. Nobody cares.
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>no fembot naps
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What the hell is a fembot nap
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They're busy whoring themselves
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>>38255732
YOUR NAPS AIN'T NAPPY ENOUGH, AND YOUR REACH AIN'T RUGGED ENOUGH
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>Walk past a mirror and see my reflection
>Day ruined
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>wake up
>didnt die in my sleep
>day ruined
Why the fuck did I get unoriginal'd
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*makes a baby*
What do?
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How do you stop the voicen in your head telling you're worthless shit and a disappointg failure in everything you do, and that nobody will find you attractive?
>it's getting tiring, I've got shit to do...
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mindfulness and meditation
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>tfw the voice in my head has started controlling my mouth
>tfw I verbally say out loud "you need to STOP" every time I'm pouring another drink orswallowing another couple points of morphine
>>38255685
Wish I could have taken this memeadvice but I'm too hopeless to be H my senpaitchi
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>tfw starting my first job tomorrow but havent told my dad about it yet
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>>38255664
Ayy... gonna give (You)... good luck.
>tfw fuckig drunk at grill n bar in culver city this fucking early
Ayo hol u... try to get into the transortation insustry... CLASS A CDL truckin is wut i do myself... 8 months of work for $56k... not bad xosidwrng im living with grandma rent free.. i doo help in bills n sheeeeuit..
>inb4 automattfed driver trucks
No! In 30 years mayb.. but there will always be a human behin wheel for security, legal and backup issues..
Ok muh dude... SUCCESSS!
t.hammeredass dude in SoCal from kenticky
OH HELL NIQQUH! THEY ARE LAING SEAL'S KILLER! FUCK!
>be cool paul, dony be a loud nigga
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ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS SPEAK WITH THE MANAGER AND SHAKE HIS HAND, SON.
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Walt, plz
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i really want to meet this dumb handshakedad anon and see what makes him tick
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>>38255611
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!
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