Why would any man want a girlfriend in 2017? Sex is overrated and roasties are annoying.
it keeps thundering every day and it gets on my every last nerve who else has this problem?
i like rain not thunder
What is your opinion on the so called "suicide tourism"?
Why do people say Google Plus is shit? It is pretty fucking comfy in my opinion.
>pic unrelated
>>38481695
From a former user, it's a facade that ruins your perspective on reality.
>>38481695
Why is the catgirl(boi) in a boot with boots?
It's another unnecessary social network that got forced onto YouTube users in order to make an account, forever putting a bad taste in people's mouths. Stop using social media in general.
So, My average day goes something like this.
>Be me
>Wake up from my 24 hour nap feeling sleepy, i need more sleep than an average human.
>Get dressed in a 3k dollar suit laced with gold
>Take the elevator down to the bottom floor of my 965 story mansion
>Meet all 37 girls i picked up last night, and give them all my number
>Get my personal 5-star chef to make me cereal
>Cut up an extra 30 lbs of various fruits, gotta be healthy
>Sprint 90 mph and finish it off with a running long jump directly into the cockpit of my spaceship (Yes, i time travel)
>Turn up the engines to warp speed and bail out of my mid flight ship
>Land on to the roof of the local gym with no parachute
>Drill a hole into the roof with my laser eyes (Oh yeah, I have the ability to shoot lasers out of my eyes)
>Hover down to the nearest treadmill and start running at light speed
>Every girl within a 500 mile radius is instantly in love with me
>They all beg for me to impregnate them with my 77 inch flacid dick
>I agree, i have nothing better to do
>Just as i am about to ejaculate i get a call from my employer telling me that an asteroid is heading for earth
>I zip up my pants and summon a saturn 5000 rocket to fly into the atmosphere
>I leave the rocket and jump into space, heading for the asteroid
>My fist starts heating up as i fly into the asteroid
>My fist is on fire and i punch the huge space rock, shattering it into thousands of pieces and directing them away from the earth
>I land back on earth, right in front of my office
>I sit down at my desk, ready to begin my boring day job.
>>38258365
I like this. Well done
Can someone here tell me which breed this cat is?
feIine
qtcat
Domestic shorthair
Who /tying not to be a neet/ here?
I've got my first job interview tomorrow and i'm horribly unprepared.
>>38258357
Just head on in there, speak with the manager, look him in the eye, and give him a firm handshake. Simple as that.
ALSO: Bring another copy of your resume to give to them just in case, and send a thank-you note within 24-48 hours of the interview. Shows initiative and interest.
What do you fellow robots think about religion?
Do you practice a certain one?
Do you even believe in an after life in the first place?
>>38481654
>What do you fellow robots think about religion?
Organized religion is just a way to control the masses, but that's a good thing. Most people need to be controlled.
>Do you practice a certain one?
No, but I like aspects of many different spiritualistic doctrines.
>Do you even believe in an after life in the first place?
I dunno. The world is definitely bigger than we perceive it, but that doesn't necessarily mean consciousness originated from or returns to a higher realm.
>What do you fellow robots think about religion?
It serves a useful purpose introducing spiritual ritual into human lives and communities and it's a helpful tool for people who aren't aware enough to develop a personal relationship with higher intelligence.
>Do you practice a certain one?
My practice is personal. Not everything I like comes from the bible, but one thing in the bible I do like is Jesus telling his disciples "When you pray, go to your closet."
>Do you even believe in an after life in the first place?
This isn't really important to me, but maybe it's just because I haven't wrapped my head around the concept of death yet.
>>38481844
>>38481732
interesting thanks for your thoughts
I'm thinking about going to the netherlands for assisted suicide by a physician. as it is legal there and not in the uk. I have been a neet for a year in my parents home and i'm just to depressed to do anything. including killing myself. pretty much the criteria to be eligible for it is for "the suffering to be unbearable and with no prospect of improvement." i pressume this pretty much qualifies me.
Does anyone know more about it and where i could get more information like the prices and stuff. i don't really know where to look.
>too depressed to do something
>still feels like posting on the internet
>>38258220
try to do one more thing before offing yourself, in the end you have nothing to lose. if you own anything, a house or something, sell it and travel around the world, maybe you find something worth living for, if not, kill yourself.
What day of nofap are you on bros? day 3 here, havent PMOed in 3 days. Havent flatlined yet. I always relapse after about a week, hopeffully this time ill quit fapping for good
2 weeks
Been watching porn and dripping pre cum, but no fapping. My self control is otherworldly.
>>38258204
The whole point of nofap is to cut down on masturbation and to not consume any porn
>>38259229
Why not watch porn? May as well never look at woman.
Hey... hi.. so I need a boy to call me fat a few times a day to encourage me to lose weight. I'll reciprocate in conversation, that'll be your payment for fat shaming me. I might send you pics of my body too. So if you're interested leave something for me to contact you.. :)
>>38481566
what the fuck is this thread
dork#9637
SHOW US YOUR MAN TITS, FATTY MCFATS
>>38481566
How fat we talking here what's ur stats and if u don't know your stats go weigh urself you disgrace.
>summer heat
>crotch sweating like fucking niagara falls
>smells bad but otherwise not a big deal
>wake up one day
>ohshit.ogg
>huge fucking red rash covering the region that connects my leg to my balls
>went swimming a few days back so think that it's caused by the swimming shorts
>a week passes
>rash has only gotten bigger
>decide to ask parents about it
>dad gives the name of a spray for me to buy
>in the bathroom and then use the spray
>holy fucking shit
>shout with the power of a thousand suns
>some time later find myself lying on the ground
>due to the pain and the intense shouting have lost consciousness
>write this thread
Anyone dealt with a situation like this before? Also genital problems thread I guess.
>>38258147
Happened to me, but I treated myself instead of going to the doctor, which left a perpetual dark stain in the area. Don't commit the same mistake.
>>38258398
What the fuck did you do to your benis
you have a yeast infection, op. slap some vagisil on it and sprinkle baby powder in your underwear until it goes away. it was probably caused by the shorts for being tight and damp for too long.
>going to spa
>going to ask masseuse if I can play my own music instead of her whale sounds or whatever
>it's all anime covers
hehe i love spreading the joy of anime music
>>38258129
Well done mayne, post some of your favourite animu muzak.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYk-1Lm-61Y
>>38259298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJuexdl_c5s
^ My favourite song, at least in anime, prolly my top three of all songs
https://youtu.be/MkELGbT9_jM
^ A song to confirm I have taste outside Evangelion
>>38259427
Please tell me you had Cruel Angel Thesis playing while you got a massage, anon.
I don't really like NGE nor that signature tune, but this remix I found decent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMeJKB_sBbM
Aldnoah works.
Tired of getting banned on /v/, and most of them lurk here anyway.
So yeah, found Egoraptor's gf. What do we do next. I'm new to this.
>>38258106
Hot.
I need links anon.
Also wasn't egoraptor a repressed tranny that didn't transition because his gf didn't let him?
>>38258106
Not her
>>38258300
Stale maymay
do girls love 5'6 guys like pic releated