Fuck
I should leave his place as soon as possible, before my sadness strikes back
Bye
>>38258647
Cheers, see you tomorrow m8
tfw no MIT gf
>intelligent people are ugly
When will this meme stop?
>tfw no cute monster boy to be my sex slave
This is a bad timeline.
Whenever I get a cut I'll get excited to pour vodka or rubbing alcohol on it because the pain makes me feel strong
Hahaha op is a bloody faggot hahaha
>>38258631
Alright well thanks anon for that
>>38258572
Okay, that's an interesting story
Why did the classic serial killer go extinct?
We hardly hear about psychos picking off victims one-by-one and terrorizing a community for months or years, turning them into monstrous legends...Gacy...Bundy...Gein...Dahmer, etc.
Has police technology gotten too good that suspects are nabbed almost immediately?
Seems murderers these days just opt for a mass shooting and likely suicide by cop.
Well there's the Long Island serial killer still at large, and plenty of others as well I reckon, killing prostitutes and homeless.
Maybe they've just never been caught
>>38482034
everyone wants to be "le EPIC psycho on the news!!!" like Dylan and Eric or Adam Lanza or whoever faggot it was that they saw spray into a crowd last
spree shooters are the reddit of killers.
how do i misure girth? last time i misured was 5 inches but it looks so smol. did i do it wrong?
I measure it where it's thickest which for me is 5.2 inches. I mean you're going to put your entire thing inside so it doesn't really matter if not all of it has the same girth.
>>38481960
of course it looks small, 5 inch is pencil girth lol
>>38482085
Fuck your meming, you are worse than the "6 inch length is dicklet" crowd
I found out my gf used to let her ex cum on her face but she never lets me do it.
What do?
>>38481848
cum on her ex's face, duh
Go to /b/ or somewhere else you DONT belong here now go
>>38481848
Do it anyway
She let him for a reason
What's eliza or Ciara been up to? All I see is this girl or agatha from time to time
>>38258570
who is this? Link to social media?
>>38258688
Bongwater something something?
Last I hear she was trying to get Guy back and dealing with more shit she got exposed for doing. She will never improve huh.
Does it really take 30 years to quit nicotine addiction?
>>38258538
3 days nicotine is out of your system. The rest is phyoclogical afterwards.
Nicotine addiction is a meme. Maybe you're thinking of tobacco? I use a mouth fedora, 10mg/ml, going through about 4ml/day. I'm not sure how much is absorbed but it's safe to say that's a decent dose. If I'm too lazy to mix up more sauce or run out of coils it's nothing to go three or four days without. Nicotine by itself is not addicting. There should at least be some kind of cravings or irritability if it were.
Who here /onlypretending/? I make $90k and have a nice gf.
I'M NOT PRETENDING
I AM STILL A VIRGIN
>>38481828
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOU FUCKER HOW COULD YOU
I have a 90 lb gf and a nice salary
I'm just gonan leave this here.
my dick is 5.5x5.3 and looks big at the mirror!!
it's because im a 5'6 skinny manlet HEHEHE
>i've felt the hate rise up in me, kneeled down and clear the stone of leaves
I wonder out where you can't see, inside my shell, I WAIT AND BLEED
I have incredibly high standards, I don't like how most girls look like.
How can I lower my standards?
>>38258480
OP is a marleyan fag
>>38258692
Marley have the best girls, so absolutely. Also, they did nothing wrong.
Sophie or Maisie, and why?
Both, in the same bed, because both are QTs.
>>38481814
maisie seems like a hoe-bag for her age.
Sophie is pale. and I dig pale girls
no brainer
>>38482116
>>38482134
I wanna see Sophies nudes so bad tbqh. Let's hope that she does a sex scene on got, that is not completely autistic, in the future.