in new york i milli rock hide it in my sock
I'M JUST BICKEN BACK BEING BOOL
BICKEN BACK BICKEN BACK BEING BOOL
>>38259048
We don't have party rock anymore?
>tfw no habit forming bf
>tfw no hobbit firming gf
>>38259042
Thanks, Doc.
I habitually post here and can't break it.
I take a new habit to post in new threads all the time.
Things we take granted in our society that's actually fucked up.
>>38482206
World War 1 and 2.
Even if you believe WW2 was justified, the immense destruction of innocent life on all sides is insane. Especially Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
WW1 is completely unjustifiable, though.
>>38482308
the great war was justified in a simple human explanation ; everyone wanted to try out their new "toys" they had and only needed a vague excuse like the murder of a prince to launch a full scale war
>>38482206
A girl who's only fucked 4 dudes is actually pretty good.
You're never going to get a virgin so stop trying retards. I've fucked girls who are probably at like 20+ but never dated one. My requirement for a relationship is she has to be less experienced than me (I've fugged 10)
>Sudden, unexplained bruises appeared on my feet yesterday afternoon.
>There's no pain, I didn't drop anything or hurt my feet and I was wearing the same comfortable shoes I always wear.
>The bruises just appeared.
I-is this it, robots? Am I finally dying?
>wake up with large cuts on my arms
Why does this happen?
Ghost maybe? Had similar things happen to me when I was living in a haunted place.
>>38482194
leukemia original plox
Whenever I cook for my bf my roastie flatmate stomps around all in a huff because the best she ever does for her bf is frozen burgers and chips. This gives me immense pleasure because I'm exposing her as a shit tier woman and proving men are better than women even at being wives.
>>38482127
faggots should be lynched.
all faggots die.
I'm gonna try this when I move out with my bf, thanks op
>>38482127
Quality feel. Good job anon.
>There have been over 50 homicides in Chicago already this month
>its only the 18th of july
>black people still blame white people for their problems
how do we fix chiraq?
https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/2017-chicago-murders
>>38482114
Force the stats into the limelight and make black organizations admit they have a problem.
>>38482130
its literally only because white people still think black people commit the most murders though
>>38482130
I bet you're one of those people who thought if Obama said the phrase "radical Islamic terrorism" it would magically go away.
How does one date a sexy man like Tadashi Hamada?
So today i became literally angry and annoyed to the fact that thicc anime girls aren't real and i that i don't have thighs to lick. It lasted for around 5 seconds till i came to myself and realised how low i've fallen. Have i reached my endgame?
>>38258829
Was it the dragon that did it?
>>38259346
Nah, just some random pic on my facebook feed. Not being able to pat Kanna still hurts though
Its another daydreaming about having a gf episode
>>38258809
Meh. These days I just daydream about becoming the girlfriend. Nasty cumslut too.
Why do you even deserve a girI-friend?
>>38258763
i'm a nice guy, make a decent enough salary to support 2 people and take interests in several different hobbies. i am a gentleman who still believes in chivalry, but for whatever reason girls just don't want to date me.
>>38258763
Why does a girl deserve me?
>>38258810
And how big is your fedora collection ?
How the fuck do I ask out a person that I want to be a friend if they reject me?
>>38258756
you quit asking them or be up front about what you want if option 2 doesn't work try option 1.
You're largely fucked OP. It's really up to you and the other person on how weird it will be
>>38258887
That's hard though
>>38258985
Like its a coworker at a retail store. And they're positive and awkward and idk it might work but if it doesn't im a creep
fembot FEEEEELS
>tfw when real men don't like fat chicks
REESE FUCK YOU STACEY BITCHES I WANT A BF TOO
>>38482088
loose weight then fatass
I like chubby girls though, but not whale sized
>>38482133
It isn't that simple you fucking priveledged thin idiot turd ducker
>>38482133
This is obviously bate. A bored anon wanting attention.
>be me 20 yro newborn chad
>first gf
>ask her to the movies
>which movie do you prefer sweetie
>any movie but spooder man
>buy spooder man homecumming anyway
REEE
I fucked up heavy now , its 6 am here and i was having a real hard shit , i dont eat enough fiber and couldent shit if my life deppended on it , so my autistic ass decided to play the intro to jojo bizarre adventure phantom blood , and sang it , when i screamed sonochino sadame JoooooooJooooo e clenched my ass to its maximum potential and laid out the biggest shit i ever had , i woke the whole damn apartment complex and might get evicted because its my 10th time doing it what the fuck do i do now ?
Quit shitting everywhere faggot
Should have used bloody stream
Should've used Sono Chi No Kioku.
any robots in the area of Vienna, Austria?
>>38258649
Yes Rotterdam, the Netherlands.(1.161,4km)
I can get there in under 8 hours if you're a qt fembot willing to fugg.