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>some sort of advice that helps them get out of depression

Just fix ur brain chemistry brah :^)

No, but honestly the "advice" given to most robots on r9k basically amounts to

>just go outside, there aren't any girls in your basement

as if that is any help to an unattractive autist. Robots are seen as undesirable to most if not all women, even if they are successful in society. I get that moping around feeling sorry cor yourself isn't great either but it is simply a coping mechanism to a situation outside of their control.

The rules are simply different and the playing field is different. If you are a normie such advice might be of help butto the invisibles it is not.

>>39538584

I would agree that the advice sounds pat, but it is also the first step. As far as girls go, no one can give you the complete instruction manual on 4chan. Getting up and going outside will get you making your own observations and figuring out your own problems by asking questions and answering them for yourself like you really want to know the answer. Maybe the answer isn't to try to get exactly what other people have, because you can't get it, but to find something else to get.

>>39538644
>but to find something else to get

Yeah,here's the problem though. What is there to "get"? The lack of social aptitude will bite moat robots in the rear end, and since they are mostly rejected by girls, they never get the experience in talking to women which creates the thought pattern of never wanting to try again. Youneed to know how to play the game and if you lack the controls you just lost the game. Most women aren't very forgiving in that field and people automaticaaly presume you are a creep.

I agree that you won't get a lot of "game" by going on 4chan but most robot won't get it either by trying at all since their ineptitude pertaining to talking to women makes it so that most won't want to try.

With that comes the fact rejection hurts more when all you've been told for the last few years is that you're worthless and that doesn't create confidence which you again need to get w/ a girl.

What are you studying OP? Maybe you need to switch majors.

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>>39538415
hello /uni/

first time posting here mainly because I had a physics exam today and it went horrible. I only have one more shot at it to pass in order to get into my second year and there's other shit I gotta pass aswell. Fuck this rat race honestly fa.m but I'm so close I worked so much to get to this point im not gonna let it to waste...

>tfw turned in my final project this morning

I did it, guys. I finally finished my bachelor's degree.

>tfw not a student anymore

Fuck

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PARMESANO

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>>39538398
mypee comes out as cottage cheese and it really hurts

>>39538398
bangladesh
how the fuck is this not original?

I was considering making a tulpa like half a year ago but I'm glad I didn't fuck with my brain

>>39538407
im thinking about it but i dont know if its really worth it
i dont want to end up with a blurry ghostthingy which says nothing or something like that

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I think you should do it! Imagine spending your whole life with your cute waifu! I will probably do some research and do it myself!

>work in convenience store
>over night shift
>two drunk roasties walk in
>stand at the register waiting to check them out
>as they check out they start making fun on me

"That's your BF! Hahahaha" "No! Fuck you that's your bf"

>still complete the transaction because servility has been beaten into me through years of wagecucking
>die inside

>>39538466
i am so sorry anon
drunk roasties/stacies are the worst
the most uncomfortable thing i have to deal with are patients who piss themselves and make the whole ward stink or yell at me for extra food

>>39538629
I regularly have homeless yell at me, I guess our jobs are similar in that respect.

the roastie thing just sticks out because usually white middle class girls are what I refer to as low-risk interaction customers, but it got really ugly and hurtful real fast.

>*pulls out gun and cocks it

I said, pick one.

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>>39538180
But anon, neither of them are white.

>sassy is a positive trait

>Black

Anon....you were fucked from the start.

>>39538174
Same anon.

No one wants us though.

>>39538193
Just switch and become a black top, apparently they're high in demand

>>39538148
>bestiality
kill yourself this is worse than traps

damn that's kinda hot

>>39538334
>kill yourself this is worse than traps

bestiality is the fetish of the educated gentleman you fag

>>39538133
"heh...you wish."

>>39538133
>Sorry but i cant at the moment, perhaps another time.
The get the fuck out and go home or something. This is for sure what i would do to this kind of people.

>>39538133
sorry but my date "pocket pussy" is on her way have a nice night now

>>39538120

Liar! Nobody beats Chinese Keith at willy wars! I once saw him beat three boys in a row!

>>39538198
Maybe there was match fixing?

This is really hot

Orgnl

>>39538060
>people listen to him
fuck no

>>39538060
God, I want him to shove the hilt of his saber into my pussy while crying about how hard his shitty little life is.
I want him to make me compliment his ugly, scarred up face and force me to lick his boots. I want him to make me walk around the base completely nude, while all the troopers officers stare at me in a mixture of hunger and pity.

>>39538060
He literally has autistic tantrums when things don't go his way

>how can they be so smug...
>look for Diogene

wtf is in the box?

I'm smug as fuck because I live the normie life except I don't work.

how do you even find chatrooms nowadays? whenever i find a discord that i like, the link is no longer valid after a day

I feel you anon. I am desperately looking for such thing as well. I just want friends.

>>39538832
I was at a party yesterday with 30+ aged people, and people kept using this ice breaker "what's your background" and people would go off with "bachelors from here, masters from there, 4 years with this NGO before my current position with this other NGO doing whatever"

when it was my turn I was like "I studied some business, didn't finish, studied some nursing, didn't finish either, so no college degree, just kinda landed in this private company 4 years ago so I'm there"

i felt so... inadequate

>>39537930
I wish my chest looked like a boys. If I were skinny, I'd have a petite little frame.

However, because I'm an overweight sack of shit, my weight gained all in my gut and on my arms. My tits are below average, far apart, and uneven. My shoulders are broad, my hips and ass are nonexistent, and my thighs are big and ugly.

Someone kill me. No woman will ever find me attractive. Working out has hardly budged this terrible body. I want to end it all.

>when Stacey tries to bully you but does it in a weirdly sapphic way that's actually mostly hot

Shit, now I miss high school.

>>39537974
>No woman will ever find me attractive
neck yourself dyke

>>39537926
Wow anon are you like a professor or something
If so what the hell are you doing here you normie

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>>39537926
That means you presented the topic clearly and you answered all questions thought of during the presentation. Good job!

>>39537926

It was probably really fucking shit.