They want a personal statement involving hobbies and interests on my college application but all I do is post on here.
one o f my hobbies i s collecting anime girl pictures and i sure like the look o f yours
what i a m trying t o say i s that browsing and posting o n 4chan comes with i t a variety o f subhobbies
>>38261016
make up a ton of shit, how hard can it be?
also,
>college
you are overqualified for this board, LEAVE NORMIE REEEEE
>>38261016
Just put generic normie shit that can't be verified.
>hiking
>reading
>hanging out with friends
>debating with friends (i.e. shitposting here, but don't say that)
>appreciating art
Pretty much anything that can't be verified and doesn't need an actual skill to be shown to prove it is fair game.
What's worst? Staying in a abusive relationship? Or being single for the rest of your life?
>>38261015
Abusive relationship, no contest. Would you rather
>get abused
>not get abused
Hurr durr b-but muh feelings!! Weaklings
and don't boil it down to just not fucking chicks
>childhood white friend is becoming "redpilled"
looks like I'm going to have to find a new friend
Recommend me some top-tier traps and trannies
>tfw no bimbo gf
Why even live?
I want a bimbo too tbqh
>>38260706
I wouldn't mind a bimbo fuck toy. But she's just ugly.
whats up virgin losers of /r9k /fit/ semi normie here
been a diagnosed aspie and i managed to lose my virginity and fuck multiple women throughout my life years whats your excuse get a fucking grip guys the world is your oyster you shouldn't be dwelling in self pity you fucks should be setting your mind to shit and crushing everything in your way you loses make me sick with your fake depression and your social autism its not that hard to grow a pair and stop being a bitch when talking to women oh and don't give me that im ugly excuse because you can still get laid IF YOU PUT IN ENOUGH FUCKING EFFORT if you retards try hard YOU WILL GET SOMEWERE SO DON'T DO IT LATER OR TOMORROW DO IT FUCKING NOW I BELIEVE EVERYONE ONE OF YOU CAN GET LAID SO JUST FUCKING DO IT!!!!!!
Why are you still here? Just to watch us suffer?
>>38260725
im trying to help you losers
>>38260979
how do i get a job, norman
What does it mean when a girl fixes up her hair and smiles when talking to you?
And by girl I mean my 45 year old married biology professor
>>38260644
It means I've checked your digits
It means don't ever, ever read into things like that.
Any schizos out here? I quit 4chan for 2 years because I thought it would help me but idc right now. What made you worse or better? What are your opinions on it? Is there any good to come out of it?
>>38260619
Also the pic is my 18 tear old parrot who died a month ago. I've had him with me since I was 5 and he was a baby. How do I compensate for now having zero (0) friends or company?
>>38260619
Honestly, it makes no difference to me if I'm here or not....still just as psychotic.
Your parrot looks like he was beautiful, sorry for your loss.
Schizoid, but I don't know how that relates to schizophrenia or other schizo-type "disorders." I have bouts of psychosis, but they don't involve hallucinations, just really scrambled and disturbing thoughts that are more akin to a silent nightmare playing out in my head while my brain is simultaneously trying to process waking reality.
I really hate social interaction, beyond limited interaction online. I can't manage intimate relationships, and quite honestly, I am content just to release any sexual tension through fapping for the rest of my life. Although I've tried to date off and on, I quickly felt suffocated by having other people be involved in my life in any definitive capacity.
>I quit 4chan for 2 years because I thought it would help me
4chan is just a timesink for me. I don't want "help," I just want to be removed from my surroundings until I can go to sleep. No, I don't use drugs for that. Then I would just have another problem to deal with.
Is it degenerates to be a neet and a conservative
>>38260529
*degenerate
Origami commentee
You're a parasite. It does not matter what you think.
>>38260559
>implying we aren't all parasites on this board
>tfw no gf slightly younger than me, shorter than me by at least six inches, has maybe one or two friends, likes to take care of me and make me feel better but also likes to boss me around sometimes, let's me do pic related
>>38482951
>21-30 years old
>any height is fine, short is best though
>not a lardbeast or anorexic, chubby or thicc is best
>bookish hobbies and creative pursuits, best if she likes to draw or write
>ambitions of her own in addition to seeking out a relationship, not a dependent clinger
>likes to cuddle, relax, and chat well into the night
>sexuality revolves around roleplaying and keeping things new and fun, creative and willing to experiment and grow
>goofy sense of humor
>gets along well with my parents
>isn't afraid to sing along with my shitty music in the car
That should be enough to give the general idea.
>>38482951
>18-60 years old
>any race or weight/height
>she is totally kind to me and into me
>is my biggest fan when it comes to my art and music
>loves it when I cook for the both of us
>she always wants to spend time with me
>loves being intimate with me, lots of touching/cuddling/sex
>likes being lazy with me at home as much as exploring places/going out to places on dates with me
That's it.
>tfw no cute, lanky, boyish figure shut-in virgin weirdo who i can physically torment and cuddle afterwards
where's the justice
Just here to trick myself into thinking there's someone who'll listen to me. There's nothing to really reply with anyways.
Anyways, I'm the anon from about a month ago that was bitching about a girl rekking me, telling me that she hated me and never wanted to talk to me again, etc. Anyways, after that I still saw some posts from her on Facebook, so I was confused as to why she didn't block me, but was sort of glad she at least had that much trust.
Well, I was cleaning out some tabs on an old computer and found some old Facebook tabs I never closed. I close them, but eventually ran into one that refreshed in the background and displayed the usual blocked screen.
>tfw you just closed the only memories of good times you had with her and you can never get them back
Check, and yup, blocked on both my accounts.
Now, I already got blocked by another friend a while ago for no reason, and I was expecting to get blocked by this girl as well. So why does this hurt so much, almost worst than her initial farewell?
How would you honestly react if you found out your daughter were dating a buck?
Would you disown her? Love her regardless?
>work at machine shop
>get to do repetitive autistic tasks whole time
>lots of room to think
>never have to speak to anyone
>lots of off time to browse /r9k/
It's not so bad.
>>38482896
Web developer. Get to work from home. Meetings once or twice a week. All in all working by myself
>work inventory
>use big ass calculator
>easy data entry
>turbo typing all day
>work alone most of the time
>get to scope some nice butts a lot of the time
>>38482961
How did you get into that? I've been learning React and Angular but I don't know where to go from here. I don't wanna work at a machine shop for much longer.
"Sorry Anon..you can't roll with us, you don't dress fly enuff and we don't want to be seen around with a bum looking boi"
>>38260387
>2017
>still trapped inside the bland monochrome hip hop basics bubble
lmao have fun at the ass end of the human centipede of fashion trends
Ok faggots I don't want to be seen with a bunch of bumbois anyway