>tfw 5.5x5.4 penis
>tfw when i look at my dick looks tiny and short
>tfw when i look my dick at the mirror looks long and big
explain this
im 5'6 btw
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>>38264177
those are some suicide tier genetics.
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>>38264207
He wont have any kids thats for sure
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>>38264228
Eh. Worse has procreated. OP is slightly below average. No need rev up those helium tanks just yet
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How much do you make every year on neetbux alone robots?
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>>38483310
>tfw parents never let me see a doctor because they know I'd get diagnosed and end up on neetbux
Scheduled an appointment for next week
hopefully lots soon
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>>38483310
3,000 shekels a year
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i am not shameless enough to get on neetbux but recently I have been strongly considering it
just wish I had a good irl friend that I could call my caretaker so I wouldn't have to go through mommy
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i wish patchy was my mother figure
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i want to lay on patchys lap and call her mommy
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>set up program to block access to 4chan and youtube on the weekends
>no choice left but to read books, lift and do hobbies
>life has gotten significantly better
Well shit
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Why would he get paid for coming if he didn't cum? Makes no sense to ponder
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>>38483263
Nigger, if your life is improved by reading a fucking book, your life was never bad to begin with.
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>>38483263
>install extension to block 4chan
>eventually uninstall it because I get too bored
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how do i tell if i have autism
i feel like i have it
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the internet, 4chan especially, is an autism simulator
you may not actually be autistic for real
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I'm just making a thread to thank everyone on /r9k/ for being queer positive.
Queer justice means a lot to me, and I am happy to see everyone on the board discussing queer issues candidly.
I think we have some work to do toward being more tolerant to women, but I'm sure we'll get there together.
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Besides some probable mild autism, I'm pretty normal.
I can converse with people fairly easily, I'm not sociopathic, I'm tall, I'm good looking, I can make people laugh, I have a job that requires me to talk with people all day. By all accounts, I should have lots of friends and even a gf, yet I have neither. Why is this?
It's like every time I get close to a person, they move away. Sometimes I think I might've been cursed or some shit.
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>>38264098
Same thing with me, except that I'm the one who always run away when I get close with someone. I just don't want to get hurt again.
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>>38264098
You're probably annoying and don't realize
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>There are 16 year-olds born after 9/11
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>>38483259
>there are 30 year olds born after 9/11
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>>38483259
>mfw born after 9:11
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>>38483259
there arr old 9/11
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>3 weeks ago
>peek into my mate's facebook account (yeah im a huge cunt, get over it)
>read his messages with her gf
>girls starts to complain how she misses the early stage of their relationship with kisses and stuff
>they talk irl 90% of the time but still, i see the girl complaining how she isnt living the life she imagined
>in the end she always says she loves her anyway
>guy is truly in love with him
>fast forward today
>guy is single
>girl is probably riding the cock carousel
girls are truly a meme. i met this girl twice and i honestly thought she is an expection. after the first few messages i knew this gonna happen. i might be autistic, but i seem to know more about women than my mate who dated her for a year
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>>38264029
>in the end she always says she loves her anyway
>guy is truly in love with him
wot
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>>38264106
in the end of the conversations
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>>38264029
Interesting story, thanks for sharing OP, all oc deeply appreciated, especially roastie exposing oc.
Don't mind the white Knights and roasties who might diminish your story because of a few grammatical errors, that just shows they have nothing better to say about the subject than that!
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please post a unique comment in my thread
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Sometimes at night I lay on my hand long enough to lose feeling in it, then proceed to grope myself, pretending it's the hand of uncle Sean to relive childhood memories.
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>>38483202
I will not comply with your exigences
F A G G O T
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>>38483202
Unique up on me
>fembots that date black guys
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I like how empty this thread is.
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>>38263946
>fembots that date white guys.
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>robot
>dates
Pick one, asshole.
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*sniff sniff* "Oh man... what smells like dog shit? Heh. Anyway, that'll be twenty two dollaaaaahs! Heh heh. Plus tip. Heh."
Your response?
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Here you go. *hands him $22
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>>38263897
I don't tip anyone who says "plus tip."
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>>38264047
>you take the pizza without tipping
>you hear the pizza guy chuckling as you close the door
>when you go to grab a slice you notice something sticking it to the box
>there's dog shit smeared all over under the pizza
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Watched pic related and now really want to pursue a nazi girl
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Where can I find a nazi girl so I can stalk her and then get killed by her nazi friends for being a beaner?
Please guys, I want to die.
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>>38263818
I don't personally want a nazi gf but I will admit that she's a qt and the movie is great.
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>>38263818
>Nazi girl
she's not a nazi she is just a punk rocker who happens to play at a nazi joint
pay attention when you watch next time
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>>38264782
Her bf was a literal skinhead though.
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I JUST CAUGHT MY YOUNGER BROTHER BROWSING REDDIT WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
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drag him into a room with a phone book and lock the door then beat him on his torso and legs and anywhere but the face and arms
hopefully with the phonebook it won't leave bruises but either way you better beat his monkey ass
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>>38263785Go back.Unoriginally.
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>>38263785
Get him drunk then tie him up and place him in a room and build a brickwall to imprison him forever.
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>lie when talking to family to avoid inciting more conversation
Anyone else do this?
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>>38263771
all the time. e.g.
>hello
hello
>how are you?
good
but in reality, i am not good; i am far from good.
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>>38263771
Nope. I just don't talk to them. Get food, go upstairs. The worst is when you see family you haven't seen for years. Then I have to make sure my room is well supplied with nibbles. Weather the storm.
Lieing to your family means you still care what they think. You must learn to embrace who you are.