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whats your plan incase someone finds THAT folder?
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Suicide
This is an authentic and original comment
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>>38483480
kill everyone that has seen it so they don't tell anyone else, then proceed to kill myself.
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Man up.
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Having a hard time at buffets 2017-07-10 12:37:12 Post No.38264560
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Having a hard time at buffets
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Polite warning to all of my fellow Robnits out there. I had the following very poor experience on Friday night and thought I would share.
>make dinner plans with a friend I haven't seen since junior college
>decide to drive to the other part of town, a solid 14-16 minutes away to try a new Chinese Buffett
>$16.99/person
>they have shrimp but don't serve chilled wine
>have a great time and four plates of food catching up
>on the drive home I was overcome with hunger
I had to stop at local A&W root beer for two hot dogs and I devoured them immediately. I've had horrible gas the past two days and I've considered calling the health inspector. What the fuck did they do to me?
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Is there an enjoyable way to commit suicide? No, I don't mean an edgy, stupid way that your 12 year old sense of """""""humor""""""" thinks is funny. I mean a pleasant suicide method.
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>>38483450
if you were serious you wouldnt ask that here.
but since you said nothing stupid and edgy try swallowing a whole pineapple. jam it in there!
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>>38483450
Living a normal life.
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>>38483450
heroin overdose is probably quite good
carbon monoxide will just send you to an eternal sleep, relatively easy to do inside a tent with charcoal
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Do you sometimes feel like going completely insane
...like really batshit crazy
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Wahahaahahhahahaha you fucking moron... Get fucking stoned OUT OF YOUR MIND ON...weed! I'm high as FUCK! Smoke weed every day you ninny! You fucking ninny muggins!
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>>38483852
I am mentally insane, and I also smoke weed every day. I'm not going to call you a muggins, though.
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>>38484256
BWAHAHAHAHAHA you ever smoke pot and jack off? Who do you think about?
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Wagebots: front end vs back end engineers, anyone work these jobs?
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>pull shit out of a database
>""""""engineer"""""""""
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>>38264501
That's what the titles they say for these jobs
ITT: times when you went full autism in public
>be 16
>sophomore year of high school
>have a bunch of pseudointellectual "friends" who are basically edgy atheists and feminists
>we always make fun of religious people and try to sound smart
>one day we're discussing racism
>it's bad, uneducated christian rednecks amirite, etc
>they ask me what i think
>Institutionalized racism is bad, yes, but black people are clearly less intelligent than other races. Why can't we simply accept the fact that the human races are genetically different and move on?
>instantly everyone gangs up on me
>i'm an evil xenophobic racist nazi etc etc
>so uneducated xd
>basically tell me to kill myself
>lose almost all my friends
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are you still 16
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>>38483355
Thats what you get for being a little faggot, OP.
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>>38483438
nop that was 5 years ago.
I still don't have friends
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Tell me your feels anons
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Anywhere my mom is that's where home is
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my mommy is cool and my mom will treat you right
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My friend just bought a fleshlight the other day. How do I ask him to send me vids of him using it without it sounding gay?
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>>38264300
You can't, because the whole concept is fucking gay, anon.
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>>38264300
>My friend just bought a fleshlight the other day. How do I ask him to send me vids of him using it without it sounding gay?
Ask if you can watch him use it to see if you want to get one
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Start off by asking him why he bought a fleshlight instead of a superior onahole.
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Post your wizard robes. I own a turkish bathrobe like pic related that I wear almost all the time in home.
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>>38264278
I remember you, I'll unironically start doing this. Seems comfy as fuck and I'm always at home so I'm starting tomorrow.
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It will all be okay if you just try 2017-07-10 12:20:36 Post No.38264256
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It will all be okay if you just try
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Sup robots,
I acknowledge that most of you hate women for being roastie whores, some of you might be close to be normalfags, some of you are probably virgins. But I'm here to tell you that everything will be alright as long as you try. Nothing is too late as long as you put yourself out there and get loose.
>inb4 get out you degenerate normie
The truth is I'm getting close to losing my robot status. To some, I already lost it. Truth be told, it sucks and it's pretty lonely to be in the position most of you are. I'm hoping this could be a little confidence boost among some that might need it.
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>>38264256
>everything will be alright as long as you try
>>38263555
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>tfw no abstinent bf
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>tfw no intent babs gf
>tfw your a gross creepy autist that does gross and creep shit
I could of been normal. I could of been anything
why did this happen to me?
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>ywn get griever gf
Why even live?
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How many Bad Boy Points have you accumulated in your life boys?
Eaten a bug: 5
Eaten a booger: 13
Been arrested: 25
Pulled a fire alarm: 5
Gotten detention at school: 5
Blacked out from drinking: 15
Been arrested: 50
Smoked weed: 5
Taken Ecstasy: 5
Taken LSD: 10
Had sex: 10
Had oral sex: 5
Tasted your own cum: 750
Had anal sex: 1000
Sucked a dick: 2000
Been ass-fucked: 5000
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768bosse 10172
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>>38483314
6868
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>Pulled fire alarm
>Gotten detention from school
>Blacked out from drinking
>Smoked weed
Only 30