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How do I get a gf without becoming a chad? I know it's possible, I've seen geeky guys with gfs.
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>>38265725
Have money
Have an interesting hobby or career
Or just go to a third world country and disregard white skanks
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Why would you ever want a gf? Chad just pumps and dumps.
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instead of peeing in piss bottles why not just get a chamber pot?
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do i look like i have a chambermaid
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>>38265861
it's called a mom, anon. make her clean out your chamber pot.
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>>38265720
Because it doesn't have a screw on lid you absolute fucking savage.
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The reason I don't ever want to father a child is because I know that they'll be doomed to a life of suffering if they're given my genes
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Adopt a kid. No passing of bad genes, and you get to give someone a second shot at life.
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>No passing of bad genes
their genes are probally worse than his
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>>38265721
Why would you want to even raise a kid when your life is shit?
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>second year of high school
>younger brother (1 year difference) wanted to join the military so he was working out since grade 7
>also he was taller than me because I was lazy and malnutritioned
>some fat roastie comes up to me and says, "Hey, are you anon's brother?"
>confirm it's true
>"You're a downgrade."
>she said this completely unprovoked
Why are roasts so okay with ostracizing someone for completely no reason? She probably didn't even remember it 5 minutes later but I've always had a secret inferiority complex because everyone always called me the little brother and spread rumors that I was the downie brother. I still remember this quote so many years later.
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>>38265539
Its weird how strongly words can affect introverted men.
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>my daddy taught me how to smoke a cigar without tearing the paper
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I'm 25 years old and White and kinda look like pic related. Got 2 sisters and both of them are already married to Black men. Meanwhile I'm still a fucking virgin. One of them already has a mixed child too and I can already tell it will be more attractive than me and probably have a bigger dick than me.
So yeah I have a miserable 3 inch (on a good day) pencil dick, but even if I had a black sized penis, people would just assume I still had a smaller dick just because I'm fucking White.
My whole life I've only ever wanted to be anything but White. I'd even rather be a Latino.
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So you have the same sized dick as the average south korean. Why not try for one of them?
>blacks have big dicks
kek, he fell for the BBC meme
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Bow down to the nigga dick. It's your only option.
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Your race being different wouldn't change the fact that you probably have an absolutely miserable personality (the main reason most robots don't have gfs)
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THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
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the death grip is fucking real you guys. Cumming really quick your first time is not a guarantee. it's an entirely new sensation and it might take you a minute to get off
>be me, 21
>hanging out with this 18-yo qt
>really hot
>short af with a really tight body
>nice ass, small but perky boobs
>make out for a while one day
>she proceeds to blow me on my friend's couch
>feelsgood.png
>we go into the bathroom and fuck for like 15 minutes
>dream come true
>can't cum
>fast forward to the next night
>we're totally naked fucking on my bed
>TIGHT af pussy
>shit is like a dream
>fuck for 2 hours straight, she cums but I never did
it's fucking sad. I was going through a pretty deep depression at the time, so my sex drive was totally gone. that might've been it. I wish I could go back and just really fucking go to town on her
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Similar shit happened to me, I can't seem to cum while having sex and especially with a condom. However, I can cum when in a sitting position aka the position I've always came in since I was 12 and discovered porn, so sitting down blowjobs do the trick.
How can I cum while having sex? I can't even cum standing up...
So I'm trying to get myself a Stacy and I recruited a local Chad for advice, but sometimes I feel like his "advice" is just leading me in the wrong direction so he can laugh at me. Should I continue listening to Chad or cut him out of my equation?
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>>38265473
Don' cut him completly, he may cuck you if you do so
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Thoughts on the god of cringe?
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He has more balls than the people who ridicule him.
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Only saw that starbucks video but he has to have some huge balls to regularly do stuff like that. His wife, gf, whatever is ugly af though.
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>>38266609
>t. surveillance camera autist
Literally just fat retard who makes a fool of himself in public.
Same tier as public prank garbage.
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There something inside you
It's hard to explain
They're talking about you boy
But you're still the same..
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mfw somebody posts that liking traps isn't gay
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Who the hell is this Richard Maddow guy and why is he always so pissed off? I don't think I've ever seen him that he wasn't just hollering and carrying on about something. If a woman acted like that, it would be "oh, shes got PMX" or something. He needs to get a grip
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Daily reminder that women CANNOT be robots, you NEED to go NOW!
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What are you lads drinking tonight?
>rum in my sippy cup nugguh
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