My coworkers and family think I'm one of the cheeriest people alive.
How do I break it to them before I paint the bathroom with my brains?
Who was wrong here?
how is that even a question dumbass
>>38483829
Dumb Stacy btfo again, when will they learn?
>>38483829
that some good shit, op
A word of warning to all the "betamales" on this board from a nugget head
DO NOT FALL FOR THE JOB MEME
if you go to monster.com YOULL BE A MONSTER
I hope you're backing up your data.
Someone's backing it up. It ain't you.
brett > pepe
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>>38266157
now this I can get down with
Fellow Kekistanians, I recently had a dream about a GORGEOUS 10/10 chick with short black hair and freckles. I'm so fucking addicted to just finding someone like this but I know I never will.
Pls help me 4chan
I create greentext stories that go unnoticed.
I make a joke thread and it lights up with people arguing over an unrelated subject.
Do I try to hard or not enough?
>>38483762
Bump because I want answers.
Oregano allspice Cinnamon
If you want you can post your greentexts here and I can give you free (You)s
>>38484120
This is how I was cured of my scat fetish, R9K;
>Be me
>Have scat fetish
>Went to use a Subway (the sandwich shop) restroom
>I am immediately embraced by the pungent aroma of feces
>Get half chub thinking about all the bombs dropped in the stall
>Walk into stall to find a half eaten meatball marinara sub on the toilet seat
>Next to a turd the size of a Louisville slugger suspended in the water
>Fully errect
>Unzip pants
>Reach into murky water and pull out the magnificent piece of shit
>It's cold
>Immediately reel back in disgust at my actions
>Hands covered in dripping shit
>Stomach churns as common sense for the first time enters my brain
>Flush the slugger and sandwich, cannot bear to see either as nostrils burn
They don't go down
>Hold flusher down with foot
>It gurgles and spews
>ohshit.jpg
>Liquid crap explodes from the bowels of the plumbing
>Floods floor
>I panic
>Hastily zip pant fly, catching my exposed willy
>Reel back in pain
>Slip on wet tile
>Fall into toilet
>Covered in cold shit
>I lose it
>I scream until the staff bursts down the door and I am carried away by paramedics
>I became constipated in the weeks to come, as I couldn't muster the strength to look at my own shit anymore
>I avoid bathrooms in general
>I'm on medicated laxatives
>I haven't talked about this to anyone yet.
This one was from earlier today.
PARTY ROCK IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIMEEEEEEE
YEAH I'M JUST A TEEEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY
LISTEN TO IRON MAIDEN BABY WITH ME
OOOOOHHHH
Who here has given up?
>>38265961
I have.
NEETdom is hell and wagecuckery is worse.
It's all just hell.
Tfw can't determine if a girl acts nervous around you because she likes you or you creep her out
>>38483756
the dog looks more adult than he does
definitely the latter
>>38483756
If you can't tell, then it's the latter. Seriously.
>Fat
>Ugly
>Can't speak English
>Old
>Autistic
>Looks like a monkey
>Shit hair
Slow down, grab the wall
Wiggle like you trying to make yo ass fall off
Hella thick I wanna smash 'em all
Now speed up
Gas pedal
Gas pedal
Gas pedal
Gas pedal
grill I lost my virginity to that same night grinded on me to this song at a music festival where he performed
thanks for reminding me OP
Would you a female Eggy?
>>38483675
Top right, yea
>>38483675
Not if she kept the same shit taste and personality as 'Robotnik'. That dude is a retarded fucking half wigger.
>>38483675
T H I C C
Originally original
How long does it take to become good at programming if you're just starting?
>>38483646
2 weeks
Ham Tie
>>38483646
depends on ur iq desu q
>>38484002
lmao programming is so basic task... stop this meme please
Do people have kids so they won't get lonely and also so they have a reason to not kill themselves?
Seems kinda selfish to me.
How did robots spend thier sunday?
The best part of the weekend? Ate a weed cookie this morning. Then took a dump and the whole house smelled like skunk cabbage.
>>38265736
>Woke 3pm.
>Parents got in from their holiday.
>Wake and bake.
>Watched loads of episodes of The 100.
>Had a Chinese take-away.
>Been drinking for the past 7 hours.
>Now watching old WWF PPVs from back in the good old days when I was a teen, currently watching Royal Rumble 1998.
Today has been a good day.
Could do with more booze though, only got 3 drinks left.
>didnt sleep the night before
>popped a couple valiums
>working on a sick trap beat with my mate from back home
>i had a lunch date with my qt3.14 vietnamese gf tho
>by then i was struggling to keep awake
>at lunch she kept asking "anon are you okay? you dont look so good"
>felt like i was dying but insisted i was fine
>i was seeing double the whole time
>tfw two qt3.14 vietnamese girlfriends