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My poops dark almost black at the moment.
Got a tooth infection, that spread & I feel like shit. Thankfully I got some antibiotics today, & I'm getting it pulled Wednesday. Not disgusting enough to photo it.

>>38266911
When I walk, I walk with my head facing forward, straight spine, normal strides, and with each arm at the side not swinging at all. I'm pretty muscular so I come off looking chad-like to grills around me. It also asserts my dominance to people around me.

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Then why is OP white?

what do you intend on achieving with this bait? have you seen your kind?

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>>38483911
he kind of looks like but yeah I agree with you

My cousin and I shared a bed when we went on a family trip once and I found her touching my morning wood when I woke up. She noticed me watching her and she wanted to stop. I told her to keep going, she jerked me off after. Blew all over her hand.

>>38266752
The guy's room. If she's young enough that she can't go to the restroom unattended, she comes with me.

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>>38266752
>implying that anyone on /r9k/ would ever have a daughter

>>38266793
this

When I had to take care of my niece for a couple months, I would do this.

>>38266661
>>38266666 What was it testing etc.c...

>>38266622
I used to watch porn with my laptop on my crotch while laying in bed. It wold warm my dick up and get me very hard. But no that is not what a vagina feels like. Vaginas are wet and warm.

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this is a good one imo

Traps != trannies
The more you know

>>38266590
Haven't got any pics but my favourite three traps are;
ShiriTrap
Holly Sweet
Nicole Bastiani (favourite out of three)

if you could put some genitals on it that would be nice
but it might be sexy enough as is

>>38483897

Your linework is absolute shit. The subject is off frame without any visual guides or clarity. There is no point to this atrocious piece of trash and I suggest you delete this immediately

its neat

>>38266379
ask if you can join desu

Masterbate while watching and grunting aggressively.

Bonus points if you have spittle and drool going on too.

>>38266379
>top bunk
room mate huh?

>>38266315
Dental Hygienist.

k

>>38266619
Those guys make like $14-16 an hour. Might as well learn a trade

>>38266315
Any STEM Associates degree. You'll have to learn calculus, but you'll survive. It also auto-qualifies you for any meme-degree job, as well as "grunt work" technician jobs that can land you $18-25 starting depending on the area, and can grow to over $30/hr as a career on their own.

>>38483878
6 is bull territory nigga
>tfw nigger
>tfw 5'11"
>tfw dick is 4'x3'

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>>38483878
>6'4
>7 inch dick
>flip

You're probably more lucky considering white women love niggers more even if they're tiny.

>>38483913
I've heard blacks have more of a range of penis sizes so you have more huge and more tiny while whites tend to be around average.

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>>38266311
Delet this now. I'm going to uplugg this damn compooter! Yes!

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>>38266311
DELET REEEEEEEEEEEEE CHRIS DELET CHRIS DELET CHRIS DELET

>>38266523
>>38266574
Chris's mom is so fucking terrifying