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>Be me, 23 yo restaurant worker
>Boss takes customer's order and then leaves
>Boss fucks up the order
>I give the customer his food, he loses his mind when the food isn't right
>Have to listen to a 5 minute tirade about how terrible I am
>I run around, correct the mistake and give him the food he wanted free of charge
>Customer still tells me what a failure I am
>This shit literally happens every day I go to work

What the fuck, robots? When did we decide that it's totally fine to be as rude as possible to a restaurant worker? My mental state is fragile enough as is.
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>>38270178
>When did we decide that it's totally fine to be as rude as possible to a restaurant worker?

The moment people started enjoying the taste of semen and piss in their food.

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Can we get a roastie justice thread?
Here's one of my favorites:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOf3dJ0vmMg
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That cow better be a slut if she ever hopes to have sex.
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>>38270040
>Respect roasties thread
Not even here.

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When did you realize you were going to die unhappy, anon? Happened when I finally stopped denying that I was only good at useless shit that I hated.
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I don't relly know, the idea started to come and everyday is stronger and stronger.
Now I'm just letting my life collapse, avoiding people and distancing with my family so my immitent suicide doesn't come as a surprise.
Or at least that's how I see it.

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Are these lyrics for Chad?

You try to climb a mountain
I'm standing on your grave
You will try to reach me
Will I still be safe?

You try to keep your secrets
But I see you through!
You always try to blame me
But you're the fool
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C'mon guys, I'm trying to show this guy I know a thing or two.

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>Transexuals are perfectly normal mentally stable humans bei-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPixSrNYHBc
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So I just bought some orange extract from Amazon cause I heard on plebbit that it's the cheapest way to get drunk, period. Who else has in her has reached this level of degenracy yet? Any experiences with this shit?
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also sucy thread

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You guys gotta see this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6RIZZTnFrw

This is a real news clip. Not a Dave Chapelle sketch or GTA V footage for example. It's real. What kind of fucked up society is this where we allow this to happen?! Unbeliveable.
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>>38484541
2:30 onwards
Shit is so fucking immature, something a 11 year old would do.
These people are the role models for the future generations, let that sink in.
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>>38484541
this guy acts like a retard why would anyone want to be around him
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Here's to hoping that this insufferable turbo normie gets fucked over

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Do you think if a girl drinks a lot when she's young she can fuck up her eggs and make them more likely to produce a child with a deformity?

Meanwhile MALES produce fresh new sperm every few days.
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PLS RESPOND

Plz SpondRE
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>>38269754
When exactly do you think a woman produces her eggs, brainlet?
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Ur a real dummy

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Where do I find a girl who enjoys being memed at?
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>>38269592
do you enjoy spurdos too?

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You know how women say they hate "dogs" who sleep with women and never see them again. I think women actually prefer these men.

The more romantic you are with a girl, and the more you show you like her, the less attracted they are to you. But the less you care about them the more they like you.

If you're not attached to them, and they want you, naturally you're just gonna hit and quit. They evolved to prefer these men.
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Wrong.

>The more romantic you are with a girl, and the more you show you like her, the less attracted they are to you.

This is how you get a girl. Be sincere.
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Because they become hermits and would in fact check out of this world without blood heirs if left on their own?

But hey no man can turn down pussy delivery.
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>>38269550
There was this coworker who was always chasing after me. One day I messaged her on fb to ask if she wanted to hang out and she blocked me.

Weird shit man.

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Shiet orginolooleo
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>>38269477
>theres a max number of image replies on an image sharing website

why
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>>38269477
Great thread, OP! Why don't you post it again?
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>>38269477
>>38269500
Ahaha! Dubs of god have appeared in this thread twice!! Kek must be tryin to tell us something about image replies!

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>grow up surrounded by women
>think everything is swell
>meanwhile im being groomed to be a nice guy bitch
>come of age and realize how women really are, all illusions shattered
>try to make guy friends but cant
>never learned to banter
>never learned to fight or play sports
>cant tell when guys are joking
>constantly get called a pussy by other males
>resort to having fake friendships with women for company
>always in the friendzone
>always the third wheel, used for a self-esteem boost

i hate the hypocrisy of women. theyve ruined my life. at least i can talk to you guys and its ok
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Girls being overtly flirtatious around other guys makes me want to die.
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The look in their eyes as they genuinely enjoy an interaction with some fucking guy has always slightly hurt me. I've never seen it directed at me.
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>>38269792
i Remember this feel

in high school

felt bad man...

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>tfw no manhattanite bf
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>tfw no brooklyn gf
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>>38269386
manhattan is objectively the worst borough, fuck off.
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>tfw no mennonite gf

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Whenever you fap to 2D you'll feel soooo close to actually being there and almost touching your waifu but there will always be a screen blocking you from her realm.

By the time technology allows you to truly be with them your dick will be so old and shriveled up not even all the viagra in the world will help you.

Why live?
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>>38269377
By the time you're that old you can just get a dick transplant.

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