>suck my friends dick
>work hard for like 30 minutes
>still cant make him finish
do you guys finish from blowjobs?
>>38272294
>tfw always made guys cum from blowjobs
Heh...
Yeah but we try our best not to
If he deathgrips, it'll be hard.
Try licking around the frenulum area.
Hi welcome to McdonaIds can I take your order
cud i have the chicken
1 Tackle 20 McNuggets please.
nope,
I'm a vegan
Mfw won't be suprised if my gf cheats on me
I love her and she claims to love me but I have my doubts.....
Some days it would feel better to be single, robots
I need to start studying TODAY
that's it. If I procrastinate even one day more I risk my chances of getting into college. (I live in SA and we do entrance exams at the end of the year, not sure if that's how they do in most places)
please /r9k/ give me tips and tricks on how to motivate myself to study
>>38272149
get off the Internet until you do the exam
>>38272280
I study using a .pdf material I have so I can't log off the computer but ye I may be able to turn off the router
go to the library if you cant study at home. that's all people use them for these days
Why do boys looks so cute after they've been kicked in the balls ? Why does seeing them writhe on the floor in pain make me want to snuggle them ?
because the maternal instinct to comfort and assuage is alive within you
however, men have perfected themselves and no longer need this assistance
unless you kick them in the nuts first
It's a power thing? Taking down someone that could end you so easily and then consoling them shows you're in control shit I don't know.
because you feel safer when they're in a state of vulnerability
Try to remember the basics of CQC
If you don't let me die, I'm gonna let you die
>Met my sister for the first time 3 months ago
>Was awkward at first but we hit it off pretty well
>End up enjoying each other's company
>She always asks to spend time with me on weekend
>Kind of like her and want to bang her
>Not sure if she feels the same way
We're going to a carnival tomorrow night. Should I go for it?
What anime is this the plot of?
Well no. That's incest and that's immoral anon.
could you do your roleplay somewhere else?
How many robots are obsessed with dick workouts even though your gains over the years have been minimal?
Maybe it's because I fap after most sessions.
>>38485330
Maybe the gains have been minimal because it's stupid broscience?
I thought that the purpose of a bath mate was to feel like you're getting a bj while you take a bath. With all that suction, I bet it feels nice! Bath mate ...more like bj jizz mate.
>>38485358
Still better than accepting my fate. I have improved erection quality and vascularity significantly. I was already close to 7 when I started. Now I'm between 7 and 8. Girth is harder to cement gains.
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It's amazing, watch as zeenmaps unleashes the power of autism
robots if you went to a party describe your first time going to one.
>be 17
>smoking pot for like the 3rd time
>person says we are going to a party
>o-okay
>wanna go home but he's my ride so I end up going with him
>we get there
>lots of people ask why i'm there
>just say I'm with ____
>they are like okay
>one dirty whore who rides my bus is there
>says hi and asks why im there
>she is pouring shots
>never had liquor before
>take a shot
>kneel on the ground laughing uncontrollably
>roll around like a dog
>get up
>realize what I did
>sit in shame for the rest of the party
>tfw shes not real
i want to die
I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine.
In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches.
I can do 1000 now.
After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
Xe
Hollywood is gay and fat
>>38271881
>tfw no Patrick Bateman bf
Why even live?
>>38271881
They make it look like businessmen are psychos but then that hollywood producer had a good bit of cheese pizza
what goes through a guy's mind when she is struggling to take him inside of her because he is too big for her?
I wouldn't know to be honest with you.
>>38271928
please help, i need to know before i know
>>38271937
>this sucks
>dick is big but I didn't do anything for that to happen
>should have warmed her up with fingers first
>shit should have eaten her out first
>"Why are you wearing your shirt at the beach anon? Take it off, lets go for a swim!
Would you do it?
If I take my shirt off I turn invisible.
>>38485283
no, i have to go back to python
>>38485283
This situation would never happen to me. I would have to be a different person for it to occur, thus I cannot answer with any accuracy.