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Beta uprising stories thread 2017-07-10 02:35:07 Post No.38276676
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Beta uprising stories thread
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2017-07-10 02:35:07
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Itt post beta uprising green text stories.
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Go away reddit
>sage goes in all fields
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what do normies do during the day? i have nothing to do al the time
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>>38276626
Work, socialize, pass the shit.
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i missed the last one so im starting a new one.
beginning it with a terrible rendition of me singing a jew song I found on /bant/.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n63QjfMtpK
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Hey society. F**k u.
I'm gonna be NEET forever
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You are a future hobo
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>>38276426
and I'll feed you my sh*t every morning
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>>38276415
Society doesn't care, anon. You are not even worthy of pity, let alone anger.
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>tfw just got fired from my job as supervising funny inspextor
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now you can put your skills to the test and inspect 4chan funnies all day
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>>38276433
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I MEANT CUNNY
CUNNY INSPECTOR
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>>38276492
tough shit, no taksie baksies
now ur a funny inspector
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Ayyyyy yo wite boi teach me how to fill out a job application
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>Okay first question, what is your fathers name and occupation?
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>>38276464
kekeinymojdk
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The marsupial lion (Thylacoleo carnifex), commonly known as the "drop bear," is not actually closely related to modern lions or koalas. Around the size of a leopard or very large dog with coarse orange fur with some darker mottled patterning (as seen in most Koalas) and weighing up to more than 200 pounds, it is a heavily built animal with powerful forearms for climbing and holding on to prey. The animal has a skull similar to a koala's or wombat's, and has sharp, very large, rodent-like front teeth. It lacks canines, using one large premolar that the Western Australian Museum describes as "an enormous bolt-cutting-like device, enabling Thylacoleo to slice through flesh with ease."
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This is a map of the drop bear habitat.
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>>38276372
Extinct.
Though beware of dingos anyways, you didn't need to pretend an extinct species was still alive to make Australia seem like a scary, fucked up place.
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>25 yo virgin
>never gave 1 fuck
Why can't everybody do like me?
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>>38276331
everybody does like you when they got weed
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>never
I find this hard to believe, were you ever an adolescent?
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Whatever happens in your life, you will never be a more pathetic cuck than this guy.
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>>38276326
Usually I like bimbos but that is one ugly cunt. I dislike her. The cuck next to her is made for her
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what's the truth of what happened with them?
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All the money in the world and you choose a disgusting nigger who already has a baby and was a ex stripper. Why do people with everything make the stupid decisions. I would buy high end exotic hookers that is what he should do. every woman will want his money. And now he has a baby with the nigger. So he's cucked for life
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>work up courage to message someone
>they never reply
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chickity china
the chinese chicken
mfw i nut
but she don't stop lickin
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>>38276281
>work up the courage to message someone "hello"
>reply is "ew no"
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>>38276281
>work up courage to write a long message
>"kk"
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>21 khv NEET
>Dropped out of HS because too autistic
>Hard for me to feel much emotion or care about anything really
>Haven't left the house in 4 years
>Like to write fiction, play vidya and jack to furry porn and hentai
>Don't really care about having sex in real life
>Human contact is gross and letting people into your life brings problems
>Thinking about getting shit tier job so I can pay for some of my own stuff and just stay out of family's way
>Play vidya and do some shit till I get bored then commit suicide
I think it's pretty good robots what do you think
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>>38276257
w/ that plan i'd give you 9 more years
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>>38276298
9 years sounds ok
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>Barely passed high school after being placed in community HS where I could google all the answers
>Finished 2 years early but sub 1.6 gpa
>Get into community college after 4 years of NEET
>Have to take placement test for math
>Haven't passed or paid attention to math since elementary
>Spent 6 hours studying tonight and the practice questions still look like moonrunes
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Thanks for telling us about how you fucked up your life.
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>struggling in community college
Whew lad good luck in life
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>>38276217
Might as well kill yourself right now OP. You're a failure.
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Woman hate thread? I'm thinking woman hate thread.
>Roastie: ALL MEN ARE DANGEROUS SEXIST RAPIST PIGS
>Society: You go girl! Whoop!
>Men: A vast majority of modern women are sluts whose minds have been addled by the sexual revolution, they're not worth dating or marrying
>Society: Loser! Sexist! You're the reason girls can't find any good men!
How are we expected to tolerate these vile creatures?
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>>38485931
There is no perfect answer. That makes me quiver.
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>>38485931
Just letting you know that your Roastie and Society characters are straw men.
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obligatory muh virgin bait post
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Is banging a prostitute worth it? I'm18
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Depends on your goals senpai.
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>>38276207
No. You'll feel terrible afterwards. Trust me.
Plus risk of STDs
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A friend of mine did, apparently it's worth it. Though personally I'm not that forgone. I'm more focused on career stuff than women at the moment. Wanking it every other day is good enough for me. Though maybe ina. Few years of I'm desperate enough I'll do it
i wanna go to new york to marry a homeless guy so i can get the green card, when i get the green card i divorce that homeless and i go to los angeles to find a qt asian girl to make elliot rodger babies
is this good?
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The government isn't stupid, they will know what you're doing. Are you even cute? Are you even a girl?
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>>38276200
no, kys
oregano oregano give me the autismoly
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you need proof that you've been together for a long time
green card fraud is not that east