>wow anon, somebody tried to set the building on fire! why do people is so mad!!!?
>tfw dicklet
should I just fall for the trap meme already?
only if you fit the bill
>wide(r than average) hips
>slim waist
>plump butt
>hairless skin
>soft facial features (i.e. thin jaw, thick lips)
>small hands
>>38486857
>no replies
would you really let me wallow in my own insecurity, fellow robots?
>>38486056
>should I just fall for the trap meme already?
Yes all white bois need to serve the BBC regardless of penis size, so..
>need a 6 month internship in the industry as a prerequisite to start on my thesis
>severe illness delayed the progress of my studies
>apply for intenships
>don't even get replies
I don't have enough experience and I'm too old at 25 to get an internship. Literally what is this shit?
At one company I even met the head of the department the internship was in and gave him a firm handshake. He was pleased and said he'd call the guy in charge and see what he can do. Got a generic email the next day that said I don't qualify.
How do I get over the fact that my only "friend" is a selfish, garbage person who I would actually hate if I hadn't known them for over a decade?
I've got a friend that probably thinks of me the same way. My advice is to just stop hanging out with them.
>tfw NEET
>too scared to make new friends
>have to live with my abusive normie friends
>post a thread, get a few replies
>it isn't a trap or fembot thread
>end up with people deleting their replies
>thread falls into obscurity
I hate this website and all of you faggot normies.
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>started downloading hentai light novels to fap to
is this the point of no return?
As long as it's vanilla there's probably still hope.
>>38277051
>vanilla
well, shit
*biggie cheese stomps in*
hi i am biggie cheese
>"Anon, don't fall for the trap meme"
"Anon, don't tell your co-workers that you like anime?"
>oneitis texts me a lot lately
>forgets anout my birthday
I was looking forward to her happy birthday text so much, not getting it is soul-crushing at this point.
This is how my ideal bf looks like. Your thoughts, goyim?
WHO DAT BOI
WHO HIM IS
nice trips, my men :)
Hi, I take your order at McDonald's drive through. Ask Me Anything!
>>38486023
Just some nuts and lard for me
>>38486023
Are you slacking on the job?
Get back to work >>38485367
What's the most effective way to format my order?
I don't know enough about the point of sale system to tell you the first things first.
>alright, I want you to tell the class three things about yourself, 2 things being true and 1 thing being false. Then we'll guess what the false thing is!
>I'm white xD
>I'm male xD
>I've been to outer space xD
FUCK OFF
Seriously though, this kind of shit is my fucking nightmare. Even normies seem kind of awkward doing this stuff. I want to strangle whoever thinks this is a fun idea
>>38486001
Option 3
>i hate jews
>i hate muslims
>i hate blacks
>tfw no bhotiya bf
That is gay dude. Take dxm to get the fag out of you!@!
How would your parents feel if you brought this (on the left) home?
Probably will say something since I haven't had a friend over since 2012.
"Who is he?"
"When did you meet"
"Who are his parents"
They would probably be glad i found one (1) friend
>>38276743
My father would butcher me
And I would thank him.
my mother wouldn't mind.
>be me
>go out for pint with my dad last week
>he's recently broken up with his gf and been acting weird and almost suicidal
>He tells me he's book a vacation for us both in Magaluf (a spanish island full of chads and stacies who party all the time)
>mfw he booked it for this week. We go on wednesday.
I am a 20 year old khv lanklet. Is there any chance this trip will be good? Could I possibly get laid?
>>38276713
Yes. Just don't take yourself so seriously. Talk to everyone you meet and laugh off minor embarrassments rather than cringing and focusing on them.
Magaluf is fuck city for horns girls trying to get off.
You're dad booked the trip for exactly that reason. He wants to get fucked and he knows how much of a virgin you are and wants you to have a good time and get fucked. Don't be a wet sponge when you get over there. Let yourself go.
>>38276812
Any advice how to start a conversation? I can imagine my pale ass self and my middle aged midlife crisis father aren't exactly going to garner much admiration off women.
Even if I had the balls to go out clubbing and looking for girls I'd have to bring my dad. He's paid for the whole thing and besides I'm worried he's gonna do something crazy there so I need to watch out for him.
Last month he got a cringe tattoo with Chinese writing on his hand.