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>Another day, another 5000 calories
Fucking skinnybots
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Making the attention whores leave won't save this board from extinction, robots.
The attention whores are only a small issue.
Start by hiding . . .
>"fem-" threads
>BBC threads
>white boi threads
>wwyd threads
Only then can you have a chance at restoring this monument of desperation and depression.
Remember what "sage" is, robots.
Bumping the thread only aids to the issue.
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ITT: robot pro tips
>remember when geting rid of a body to cut of the hair and remove the teeth because pigs dont digest those
>when digging a corpse get put some dog on it so when the police looks they find the dog and most likely stop searching further
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I CAN NOT BELIEVE IT.
I JUST CANT
IT IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
/EhGHZdg
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>>38280838
ye OP is becoming a faggot
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>>38280952
dont tell them.
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Now listen 'ere pardners. I'm not leavin' this here saloon until the lawman that gone and put my Pa away come out and show himself. My gang o' rough and rowdy outlaws don't take kindly to no heroes, so nobody go and try savin' the day now, y'hear?
Six Shooter Samuel here's got 'in itchin' trigger finger, so don't try and be no Deputy Dawson. Y'all remember how he met his match, dontcha?
Now, someone bring that Sheriff here and we'll be on our merry way. No need for anyone here to meet ol' St. Pete cause of some lawman's grievous error.
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The thread r9k needs but doesn't deserve
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Get yer guns there's a shoot out brewin
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So which side are you gonna take? Outlaws or The Law?
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It doesn't matter how many online applications you send; what matters is the firmness of your handshake.
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How do you feel about people over 30 with nothing saved for retirement?
I work at a joint nursing home/assisted living home. There's the luxury side I work at and the other side for people on welfare. Most of the residents on my side are genuinely happy people. We go on trips to horse racing and stuff. We have happy hour once a week before dinner and Sunday brunch. These residents pay a 200k entrance free before rent and expenses. Then there's the other side. They eat basically bottom of the barrel slop. No outings, hardly any activities, no family comes to see them. A good amount are literally waiting in bed to die. All they have to do is puzzles while we have wii sports. Comparing the two, my side is in much better health. You can't walk 10 feet without passing someone who lost a leg to diabetes. There's very few diabetics on my side. There are no obese residents on my side. Money really does buy better health. I've can spend hours chatting with our residents. They're really interesting people. The poor people are eager to talk to anyone who won't walk away from them, like I do. They only reason I would ever sit down and chat with a poor resident is to find out where they fucked up in life to leave them here.
Sorry for the rant. If you could experience this too, you would have such motivation to invest and save. One more thing. The smokers. These are some of the most suicidally depressed people you will ever see. The only receive $10 a month from their check and that's only good for one pack here. I've seen poor residents crawl into the trash can in the employee smoking area looking for butts to smoke. There's a group who are up all night, all in wheelchairs, all missing a leg. They literally face a brick wall, don't say a word to each other, and chain smoke hoping today is the day they die.
You see the difference for yourself, I promise you, you will take retirement seriously.
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>>38280753he nevah had the makings of a vahsity athlete
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>>38280753
All of this desu, just smoked 2 cigs on my lunchbreak that still had bootprints on em; one may have stepped in something funny but it brings a nice flavor to it. Anyway I better go the librarian is giving me funny looks. But im a citizen too dammit, I MAY BE A HOBO BUT I GOT RIGHTS.
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saving for retirement is a meme
1. you're gonna make more and more money the older you get. anything you save as a 20 year old will be worthless when you're 50
2. why waste your youth so that you can sit down and do fuck all in your old age?
3. your parents die. it's called inheritance.
fucking retarded shit
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Any totally skillless anons here?
What's the most easiest job to do for a completely useless sack of shit like me?
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Wep, I meant easiest, not most easiest
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>>38486267
"You'll never know until you find out for yourself, Champ, which is why I'll take you around town to look for a job. Getting one is as easy as showing up, speaking with the manager, giving him a firm handshake, and telling him you want the job. Simple as that."
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>>38486267
If you can use a computer and can write in non-broken English, you do have skills, trust me.
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WHEN IM IN THE STREETS I HEAR
YAWK YAWK YAWK
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Are these kinds of threads the chemo that will save /r9k/?
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>he's even socially awkward IN HIS FUCKING DREAMS
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Why do niggers have such big noses?
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>>38486261
So they can find white pussy better, whiteboi.
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Because they are the missing link between humans and gorillas
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>>38486261
>because they have big fingers
EEEHEHEUEHSJHUHDUHSUSH FUCK THATS FUNNY
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Is getting a girlfriend worth it?
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Yeah
With one you can go to the theatre without getting looked at funny for going alone
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>>38486251
Like many things in life, it's not so simple as to be reduced down to "yes" or "no."
The answer is "it depends," anon
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>>38486280
>going to the movies in 2017get the fuck out of here
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This is what's waiting at the end of the road for all trapfags and sissyfags.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5mS7smh65Y
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>forgot to take my meds (strong antidepressant) this mornin (12 hours ago)
>still no side effects
Should I try to not take them and go down with the amount or take them now?
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>>38280611
Take them tomorrow as per usual. The side effects of coming off ssris get really bad after a few days, not immediately. Only lower your dose with your doctors permission. Also, if you have been on ssri meds for more than 3 years, you are probably never going to get off of them.
t. On Zoloft for 6 years. Stopping for 3 days, or even lowering dose by just 50mgs will cause the depression to amplify by 100 times for me.
I'm not you, so i can't say how it will be if you do it, but I don't recommend it.
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>>38280767
I'm taking SNRIs, all in the morning, since about a year. Usually I have some side effects on the same day if I forget them, but I never did for so long. I'm bipolar and take other meds too, but in the evening, don't know how they interact. I'm a bit scared of the night. Nightmares are really shitty and I wake up sweating and anxious.
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>>38280611
why is he playing with his penis out in the open, that's crazy
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Super Kyle flew into the scene
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