How do atheist hate the bible? I mean yeah it's probably not true or historically accurate but it's still some of the most beautiful english ever written.
>>38287114
The Old Testament is a bore desu. Parts of Genesis and Exodus I like but otherwise, eh
It wasn't written in english
>>38287368
Sometimes there's interesting stuff in The Old Testament but for the most part it's just hard to read.
Any craigslist meet up stories?
I'm tempted to try it but I don't want to get murdered or any of my organs harvested
Helping lesbians have kids, I've done it a few times. Pretty sketchy though and more than once have I nope'd out.
>>38487593
Went to a few gangbangs. And I cucked a guy once. That was...different.
>>38487593
I've got a meet up with a nice guy on friday. He isn't exactly that attractive, but then again neither am I. I just hope this shit actually goes well, so I can get something regular going on. I hate the constant search of cl.
6 inches... that's not bad... r-right?
It's not bad, it's not amazing either
>>38487572
6"=dicklet=can't be a heterosexual in this day and age
Fuck you and that fucking cat picture, every cunt that keeps posting it needs to fucking die holy shit
"Blocks your path at CVS*
>>38487556
Thats a whole foods you fucking chimp
Nice to, see you,
Where you been,
Will you get the fuck
outta my way?
>>38487556
Have you ever been to a CVS? The only reason anyone would block your path there is if they were having serious troubles with venereal disease - or Crohn's.
why are feminists insane sociopaths
https://witchwind.wordpress.com/2013/12/15/piv-is-always-rape-ok/
>7 inch penis
>submissive and incapable of topping
ugh
cant i just have a tiny dicklet
PLEASE RESPOND HOW CAN I SHRINK MY COCK
>>38488005
By letting me suck it
>>38487536
>not getting hard just to make the top feel insecure about their size
Explain to me how this picture doesn't summarize /r9k/
>>38286960
The reason bad things happen to me is because I was raised by a single mother.
>>38286960
fuck off to reddit with that shitty memes
>>38286980
This
Nothing is ever my fault
I'm being worshipped by gay guys online
>>38286916
I'm being worshipped by gay guys and straight girls offline
im not even kidding
Hey there Anon, your home early today
Get your 3d ass out of my swamp whore!
>>38286894
Sure am! W-where's Tyrone..? I've been wearing my cage alllll day baby just like you asked!!
>>38286894
The fuck are you doing out of the kitchen shit tits?
>Kelly won't ever be your qt 3.14 gf
>solve capatcha
>continue
>solve capatcha
>continue
>solve capatcha
>continue
>solve capatcha
>verify
>WRONG
>solve capatcha
>images start to dissapear
EVERY FUCKIN TIME IN THIS PATTERN
akari has to go back to the future of 1999 to prevent a bad ending
You have to save the orphanage from being shut down by the evil rich guy. How do you do it?
>>38286725
Spread public awareness?
>tfw you go to sleep only to wake up the next day
>finished a box of honey cheerios in one sitting again
>>38286595
If its your box of cereal then you can do watever you want annon
>be me
>450 lbs,29,live with my mom
>wake up and be healthy
>suddenly i feel the hungries.
>burst out of my room on my scooter,yelling
>'MOMMY MOMMY GIVE ME CHEERIES, I HAVE 50 GOOD BOY POINST!'
>stupid mommy is sitting on the table surrounded in pills , she is asleep
>whatever stupid bitch
>sees my cheeries
>grab the box and snort it up all of my holes
>turn around, mommy still being a dumb bitch
>scoot back to room
>mfw
How great, anon !
Though, im sure you could do something more productive than getting chubbier. More fat when you're fat is bad.