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All I want is a qt trap bf to fuck and cuddle while we watch anime and play video games all day

Why is life so hard

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Be me
Be 12
Early morning
Have to piss
Dismiss it and begin getting dressed
Pull down pants and instantly feel as if penis will explode
Run to other side of basement to cat litter box
Begin pissing in litter box
Mfw I piss for 5 minutes straight
Finish pissing
Get dressed
Never tell anyone

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>tfw slowly transitioning from skinny to skinnyfat
Feels good

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Vocaroo thread, with a new image, go fuckin' post

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gbOt80sOiJ

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What are some ideal careers for robots? I heard underwriting is robot-friendly, any anons have experience or advice about how to get into that field?

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6'4 230 lbs man here. need qt trap to come rest their head on my belly and be my kitten

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I can admire and appreciate really inspiring work like Nemesis the Warlock and other great ones but I can't really get into the creative mindset myself. I really have trouble visualising and imagining unique concepts. Now here me out. This isn't just imposter syndrome or the fact that creativity in general is hard. And don't tell me to just read more books. I've read more books than anybody else. I personally am diagnosed with autism and a lack of empathy and imagination is actually a common symptom of it. And personally I think combined with my emotional repression and social anxiety this really cripples me. I know I personally struggle with just talking to people normally and telling stories in way that sounds good is really difficult for me.

What it boils down to is this. I have technical skill but I can't make other people feel the emotions that I feel.

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How do you handle tipping, /r9k/?

I try to be generous with my tips, sometimes even tip 25% if it isn't too much
unless they're a dick

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>Be me, 8th grade
>Put tons of work into a science fair project
>HHO gas generator, pretty simple but tons of writing going into it, a poster, wonderful graphics
>Do all the optional work
>Goodfeels.png
>Make it insanely efficient, test out different catalysts so the electrodes don't degrade
>Waaay more effort than any other project
>Actually really tried, was truly passionate about it
>I missed 2 works checks
>forgot to de-highlight the bibliography, a few other very minor formatting issues
>Got a failing grade, would likely send me to summer school since I was also terrible with homework
>Cry a lot
>Try to convince my parents to let me drop out
>Mfw they let me
>"unschooling" now, making my own curriculum, pursuing metallurgy, knife design, pneumatic engineering, some civil engineering
>have some really good ideas for pest control devices that would make me a good deal of money
>know tons about sustainable living from helping out on farms
>Still hang out with friends, actually good social life
>Good outlook on future
>Very healthy thanks to being able to properly sleep, learned a good deal about nutrition as well
>Smarter than ever
>Happiest I've ever been
>Fuck school
Anyone else have some especially shitty school experiences? Views on how (U.S.) education should be reformed? How has school ruined your life?

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Without following it?

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>gayfag
>20 years old
>failed out of high school
>only ever worked for dad on pot farm
>broke up with my ebf because I'm an autist with anxiety and felt like I was dying when in vc
>was a christian but lost faith
>deeply depressed
>was sexually abused by father before he left
>my only friends in my small high school clique are drifting apart
>when I leave my room I feel like I'm dying
Share your feels

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People ask me why I take my contact lenses out every time I poop. It's a fair question for sure but to explain fully and truthfully involves an elaborate ploy to marry my female friend. Nobody has received the truth yet... I just give a smile and say "You don't?" and try to steer the conversation somewhere else.

The truth is, I'm trying to get some shit in my eyes. Just a little. I'm not gross... I'm not going to just rub some shit on my finger and then in my eyes but this is a slow game because I need all the pieces and their places to be in her memories for much much later. I'm trying to give myself pink eye in a really passive way so I can get her pregnant. But I kind of need my pink eye not to get better for a while.

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>be American
>go outside, get shot by white teenager, homegrown terrorist, rioter
>be Brit
>go outside, get stabbed and mugged by Somali refugee
>be French
>go outside, get run over by terrorist
>be German
>go outside, get beaten down by a pack of Syrian refugees
>be Swede
>go outside, watch as a refugee pins down my wife and has his way with her
>be Italian/Greek
>go outside, watch as the rest of Europe wages economic warfare on my country
>be Slav
>go outside, Europe silences my national pride
>be Turkish
>go outside, watch as the world ignores the fact that an oppressive dictator runs my country
>be Syrian
>go outside, watch as Sunni Muslim terrorists rape my wife and kidnap my sons as child soldiers just before an airstrike from the Syrian Armed Forces blows my meager possessions to Hell
>be Russian
>go outside, get bludgeoned and arrested by police for demonstrating against the government
>be Ukrainian
>go outside, get shot by a Pro-Russian insurgent who managed to cross the Donbass zone
>be Japanese
>go outside, witness the destruction of my culture and decline in the pride of my people as the West helps to bastardize my once strong nation
>be Canadian
>go outside, view the slow but steady elimination of my right to free speech due to the neo-progressive movement which is sweeping North America
>be Mexican
>go outside, notice Americans of all political alignments using my people and nation to push their own agendas and yet watch as all of them rob my country and leave the crumbs behind for the Latin American masses to squabble over
>be African
>go outside, starve to death or get caught in the crossfire of ongoing conflicts between militias as other nations pillage the continent for resources
>be Chinese
>go outside, see my kids head off to the sweatshops after school to toil away for the benefit of Western capitalists as I breath in the sweet smog of Beijing
>be human
>go outside, stand amazed by the horrors and atrocities that homo sapiens are capable of

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Reminder that fat women are the best type of females because they are usually easily manipulated, seek love and validation, warm and soft.

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>tfw no bf to "pretend" to be in a relationship with