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I liked doing this too but after about a week and a half the musk would also start to kind of smell like dirt and dust so I couldn't go on

>>38291863
i normally find my penis musk to be arousing, but after a complete day without washing it, the smell is absolutely repugnant, I can't even imagine what you smell like.

>>38291863
Have you bathed ? If you've bathed they aren't nearly as imbued with magic essence as if you had not.

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>see a greentext thread
>you tell a story
>no one responds
>thread dies

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Just dropping in to hit you up with a little bit of freshly picked sage

>>38291758
the muscles they have are fast twitch, it forms naturally through normal work and lifestyle.. also black people tend to be more active

i'm not sure about american blacks, they have a pretty high obesity rate, but the few that are fit are pretty fit

It's almost as if a few hundred years ago someone went out of their way to gather all the strongest African black males, put them on ships to the Americas where they could set to work in fields which created an artificial abundance of men with high muscle mass in the gene pool concentrated in one area.

lol thats not true at all. blacks have high obesity rates

im white and eat a pizza daily but have always been lean and muscular without working out.

>>38291756
not bad, i like to bet on combat sports

i loved watching fights since i was a kid but after years it started to get dull, gambling brought back the spark

>>38291886
how much will you bet on a fight?

>>38291930
like 30 bucks, usually on an underdog that has a reasonable chance to win

most recent fight i bet on was on Holloway to beat Jose Aldo, won that it was a pretty great fight

>you'll never be innately good at something that people value

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I need that wojak, guys. Please.

just animals with an over-inflated sense of importance

What is a (hu)man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk! Have at you!

>>38291549
Garbage golems.

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>>38291355
I'm sure there are other cute coworkers at your place man. I've definitely had crushes on coworkers too. You'll just have to move on man.

if u don't get it you're a pleb

>>38291552
and a slob

i guess either aversion to men as a result of sexual trauma, or just a preference for female anatomy

>>38291222
Pizza
Fapping
Vidya with cool people
Getting something done
Sleep
Crying (when you're done, at least)

Sleeping
Dream world is good

>>38291222
Nice Diggies

Playing vidya
Playing D&D
Eating good food

>>38291180
That's a really bad depiction of Inuyasha.

If you're able to buy the things you need and do the things you want then you shouldnt be ashamed of whatever garbage shitty job you have.

Just do it like every other generation before yours and shut the fuck up about it.

>>38488784
I'm 34 and the first job I've ever had, which started in May, is WalMart. I see friends of mine with families, careers, houses when they come in and want to sink into the floor. I still live at home and take a bus to work..

43 here, just starting McDonald's next week, since I'm older than most there, I get a strong starting pay of $11 an hour since I have "an efficient amount of life experience"