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Had a really good conversation with a customer at work today
>me
>wagecuck @ grocery store
>hate the job but love the people (sometimes there's the occasional jackass but the regulars are cool)
>get ready to check a mom and her son out
>son is autistic, not drooling w/ a helmet autistic, but there's something off
>He's getting some ramen and chips
>"I like shrimp ramen" he says
>We continue talking about ramen and vidya
>Mom finishes paying and yanks son along
>"It's time to go" she says
>"Sorry mom"
I feel like we could have been good friends and I felt a stronger connection with an autist than I have felt with anyone else in a long time.
Am I autistic? Are they my people? Is that where I belong?
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>>38293427
>Am I autistic? Are they my people? Is that where I belong?
I'm asking myself the same questions these days.
Have you been around other autists much at all? Do you find the typical D&D-slash-anime crowd annoying, or can you relate to them and their hobbies?
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>bit down on a peice of ice on a tooth that recently had a filling
>felt it all the way to my fuckin jaw
man what does this mean
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It means you need more "G"s in your wording.
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>>38293426
i am not a ganster so stop your shininigans
Post your green text stories to share w/ everyone all types of stories welcome
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>>38293334
Of course you're from Ifunny
Do I be happy at the fact balding doesn't exist in my family or be sad that my natural hairline is so high up my face is more forehead than features?
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>balding doesn't exist in my family
>natural hairline higher than anyone else in family
First statement isn't true, you don't know that a grandparent further down the line (i.e. great, 2x great, etc) wasn't bald, and the genes can skip one or more generations
Depending on your age, second statement indicates you might actually be balding.
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A high forehead makes you look intelligent. Back in the old days people would pluck out the hairs at their hairlines to artificially create the look of a high forehead. Which was stupid but the point is back then they thought it was very attractive.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKnWQx3PdHI
I dont know why I watched it. I knew it would only make me upset and cry a little. Normie holocaust when?
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>>38489090
reminds me of my college years, partying hard and fucking sluts every weekend, good times
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reminder if this life seems appealing to you, you aren't a robot just a failed normie.
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>>38489177
This.
'Its what seperates us from them, you want to fuck sluts and get drunk act like a mindless animal but can't because you are ugly and retarded this place isn't for you
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IF YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY TAKE YOUR BROKE HOME
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>>38293302
IF YOU AIN'T DENYIN THE HOLOCAUST GET THE FUCK OUT THE CLUB
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you know, that's actually good advice
I absolutely cannot afford this night
god what am I even doing here
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ATTENTION IMOUTO RAPISTS
I AM TAKING CONTROL OF MY LIFE AND AM NEVER RETURNING TO THIS PITIFUL WASTELAND
IF I RETURN I NEED YOU ALL TO HARASS ME AND MAKE ME FEEL LIKE THE PIECE OF SHIT THAT I AM
FUCK YOU ALL, I AM BETTER THAN THISbeargguy u r awsum ty
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>>38293281
okay, bye.
you can go now/
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>nobody to talk to IRL
>nothing to do
>nobody to meet
>/r9k/ is obsessed with bitching about race or the gays or whatever else
>no other boards to get any goddamn interaction
>fellow robots won't once add another guy
>fembots shy af and are catfish more than once
I just. Fuck. I can't take any of this, I swear I'm gonna have a breakdown at this rate
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>wants /soc/
>goes to /r9k/
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>>38293288
Fffffffffffuck off gdi
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>>38293288
/soc/ doesn't want you unless you're already a normiehere nobody wants you ant its simpler to talk to people
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Why doesn't /r9k/ do yoga? You have so much free time you might as well spend it bettering your mind and body.
>Yoga is a great stress reliever and helps reduce anxiety.
>Yoga improves your brain power.
It will literally make you Chad.
And if you get really good at it and get a toned body think of all the thick yoga bitches you'll obtain.
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give me some patrician yoga instructor videos, preferably qts but also at least 1 male who really knows what he is teaching pls.
I already do basic back stretches to help with my hunchback but I don't do anything else
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I don't understand yoga. Which stuff is for reducing anxiety? I don't give a shit about the fake yoga stuff Stacys do.
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>>38489077
you mean stretching? I don't see the point since I don't workout
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ENOUGH RACE THREADS
Women of any and all colors are the real issues. Don't get distracted
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its time to finally migrate to wizchan...
4chan died along time ago....
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>>38293275
True, but the demise of 4chan will likely be the demise of imageboards as a whole. The golden age is long gone
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>>38293248
to get pregnant
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>he sends her spam e-mails hoping she will click one of them
Why do you do the things you do, Gabe?
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>7th grade
>I had a weird medical shit where I need to go take a giant shit when it comes
>Math
>Have to go
>Teacher is a bitch and says no
>wait it out
>Happens for about a week
>Have to go
>says no
>I storm to the door as fast as I could
>Her big fat mexican blubber stood infront of the door not letting me get out.
>push her away
>tries to call the office
>sprint to the farthest restroom so they probably don't know which restroom I am
>shit ton of staff go to the restroom by the teachers room
>mfw I shit a fuckton of shit
>get out as fast as I could
>sneak around
>School goes on lockdown because of it
>hide
>the fatass mexican lady turns around the corner & finds me
>I didn't realize I had a shit stain on the back of my pants
>detention
>word gets out that i pushed a fat mexican lady to take a shit
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I know hindsight is 20/20, but when the teacher blocked the door preventing you from shitting, you should have undone your pants (covering your genitals to prevent indecent exposure) and defecated directly on the floor.
Seriously, a teacher got in huge trouble after she told a student "no, you can't go to the bathroom" and he pissed in the closet.
Also, teachers are fucking powertripping worthless scum. No one should be prevented from using the bathroom.
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>>38293119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BgnYjh05ng
did it sound something like this
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You now have access to your oneitis' facebook. Do you dare look through the messages? What do you hope to find? How would you do it without her discovering you've been on her account?
May or may not be facing a serious moral dilemma here, help me out with your thoughts.
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i wouldnt look on the messages. op if you have access to your oneitis' facebook open the pandoras box. dont hurt yourself anymore op
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>>38293129
>open pandoras box
i mean dont open it
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Why can't I play dress-up with women? 2017-07-11 05:58:43 Post No.38293078
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Why can't I play dress-up with women?
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I remember playing with dolls and shit when I was a kid, and girls would dress me up. Why can't this happen with women? Why isn't there any synergy?
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That kid who thread
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>that kid who always changed the school's computer backgrounds to memes
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>that kid who threw apples at random people in the lunchroom
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>>38489044
That kid who couldn't shake hands and, as a result, remains unemployed to this day.
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>that one EDGY kid who showed his shitty drawings to everyone