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Hi. How do I learn to give a guy a blowjob? Pleaseeee help I can't have actual vaginal sex with him yet and porn is disgusting
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make sure you don't grind your teeth on his meat
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I think you should wait a few years before trying.
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>>>/adv/
Begone roastie.
What is you guys opinion on chicken tenders with bones in them?
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That shit is fucking heresy and the main point of chicken tenders is the fact that they dont have bones so it's easy for childrenand the autistic/manchildrento scarf them down
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you could argue that the bones give it more flavor and texture, but boneless is preferred
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there is no such thing as bone-in tenders, the tender is just a piece of meat in the breast
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have you ever tood anyone irl that you browse r9k?
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Last night I finally kissed my crush on the lips in my bed, 3 years since I first saw and fell in love with her when I came to the new school. Im at work now so ama :^]
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Why are you on this board? zz
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>>38294490
Go brag somewhere else you selfish cunt. try the teenagers subreddit.
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Cause the first time i ever wrote to a girl and not just to ask for homework was just 2 years ago, I was barely underage at this point and a girl never touched me not by accident untilni was 19
If any of you pathetic faggots actually expressed some interest youd realise that im not just boasting, imagine the confidence boost when after a life of eliot rogering you finally kiss the woman you thought about every night and she actually wanted to continue
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>literally having dreams at night of posting in imaginary threads on 4chan
>having conversations with anons that don't even exist
have I finally gone insane?
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I unironically think Eggman fucked my waifu, what now?
Have I finally seen the light?
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any of you guys ever try working for stuff like Postmates?
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that which you create it what you're entitled to. 2017-07-11 07:45:01 Post No.38294427
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that which you create it what you're entitled to. 2017-07-11 07:45:01 Post No.38294427
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that which you create it what you're entitled to.
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title is the truth.
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Only people who are shorter than 5'7" AND have dicks shorter than 5 inches erect BONE PRESSED can complain about being virgins.
The rest of you literally have no excuse. TFW being a virgin is comfy because you were literally made incapable of having sex due to your small penis and height.
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guys i just got hit by a motor bike and its kinda paining. Now im back home. I didnt break anything but do you think its ok not going to the hospital? Places I got hit have swollen a lot but that's it
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>>38294377
DO NOT GO TO THE HOSPITAL!!!
All they will do is "heal" you, if you know what I mean.
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Photos that have made you laugh 2017-07-20 03:39:54 Post No.38489484
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Photos that have made you laugh
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Title says it all
ITT: Post photos that have made you laugh
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O r e g a n o with balsamic
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can bugs have autism?
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hello food?
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ITT thread: anything that's making you feel down or anything you want to get off your chest.
I'll start: (not greentexting because I'm tired and don't feel like it)
I'm not really a typical robot in that I have a job and group of friends. I've been fairly successful in school and well known/likes but despite all of this I just feel lonely. Never been with someone romantically so that might be the problem. I'm surrounded by great people that make me feel good about myself, but at night, when I'm alone, I just feel sad.
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I have a qt autismo gf (8 years) but other than that, nothing. Family routinely laughs at me, virtually no friends, only hobbies are essentially my means of coping with a world that doesn't want me (/out/ as a form of escapism, /diy/ to avoid letting normos help me in life, etc.)
I'm also to intelligent 2 greentext. I just want the kind of IRL bro-friends that everyone else seems to have, op. why can't i into friendship
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>tfw no wan-wan vapper
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I'm an upcoming senior in highschool, no job, no license, no relationship. I grew up constantly moving around, so I was never able to form any friendships until just recently (past 2 years), so my psyche is all sorts of fucked up. I feel guilty for shit that has nothing to do with me, like any bad things that happen to my friends/family. I am deathly afraid of losing the only friends I have because they are my closest ones yet and I know how it feels to be forgotten and left to dry alone. I trust these friends with my life and I have lost too many people over my youth to stand losing anyone else any more. I am afraid that once college starts up for me, I'll lose touch again, but I demanded that my friends keep me from letting go of them so easily (it's an instinctual defence mechanism at this point in my life to keep the pain at bay).
Camels are cool, Anon, why don't you have one?
>can store water in their body via fat in their hump
>can carry you through the desert for miles
>they look cool and you can ride them
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I don't like fucking deserts anon
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but camels are cool. just ride them through the open plains im glad your mum died anakin you whiny bitch
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>>38294336
Actually it's their blood rather than their hump that's the key to storing water.
They're often bad tempered and they can spit a long way. Not worth getting IMO except maybe if you live in the desert.
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Can we celebrate? Boogie's wife came back!
They talked it out and she isn't leaving him after all. Boogie2988 continues to surpass expectations. Losing weight. getting the courage to do surgery. Staying with his wife.
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l wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.
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bump for positive news
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She's going to stay until he gets surgery hoping he dies and gets everything.
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about to eat some midnight cravings, I really like this shit.
what are you guys doing?
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Oh, y'know...
Just the same old...
Contemplationg suicide and all that.
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>>38294284
huh
In Australia we have a monkey
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>>38294376
>.....only CRUNCHY!
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I'm not gonna lie, the older I get the less I like poor people.
I can understand regulating companies to keep our natural resources safe
I can understand regulating police forces to observe due process
I can understand enforcing transparent politics to keep our politicians (somewhat) honest
But I can't understand welfare or state-sponsored medicine in the same vein that I can't understand a massive military or large tax breaks for stuff like corn
Life isn't fair, why do we try to make it so easy for everyone to squeak by? By making life so easy we lose all the incentive.
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