How do i be myself when i have no personality, interests, values ect
Kill yourself so you can be yourself in heaven.
You don't. Become someone else
>>38296921
>>38296938
One of those 2.
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It's five in the bloody morning and it's been thundering since 1 I just want to sleep for fuck sake
who else /twin peaks/ here? love the new season
mummy gf update:
we both masturbated together just now
and the suns gonna come up in an hour
gonna shower now
>Have a qt gf
>She gets comfortable in relationship and starts to gains weight
>Fall for the THICC meme and don't do a damn thing
>At first it goes to all the right places
>Now it's starting to accumulate on her arms and belly
I think I just made her fat now. Fuck.
>>38296259
>Fall for the THICC meme
That's what you get chubby chaser.
>>38296259
Talk to her about losing weight. She probably won't do anything. Wait a while and talk to her again. If she refuses again leave her or start beating her.
>>38296307
If he decides to stay with her positive reinforcement is probably better. Beating her up would probably force her to do something short term but probably not the best long term
>tfw no porn dick
>tfw no porn dick
it's for my own my satisfaction, but couldn't achieve it
>get $30 gym membership to shower and pay extra $45 a month to store your stuff in personal locker (only bare necessities though, meaning clothes, documents, toothbrush, deodorant, packaged food, portable plug-in pot, sleeping bag and stuff like that; get rid of all your other stuff besides maybe a couple super sentimental items): 75 bucks a month
>get PO box for mail: 10 bucks a month
>if you have 14 sets of clothes (very compactly) stored in your locker, you only need to do laundry at laundromat twice a month: 12 bucks
>public library for computer and place to hang out and stay cool/warm: 0 bucks (obviously there are other free places like mcdonalds and bookstores for a change of pace)
>unroll high quality sleeping bag behind obstructed buildings in safe white suburbs and wear a thick sweater and face mask when cold: 0 bucks a month
>total cost: 97 bucks a month
So why are you spending 700+ bucks a month on a shitty apartment, r9k? Just be homeless in a nice white suburb and save up your cash.
>>38296127
>behind obstructed building
Sleeping on rooftops is way better, OP.
a car can do all that, and only third worlders dont have cars
Why not buy a big van and setting up a small comfy bedroom in the back of it? a mattress, a small desk that is attached the floor and a small box for clothes
*blocks your path*
>"Hand over the NEETbucks neckbeard"
I'M NOT HANDING OVER MY TENDIES TICKET
>>38296113
Madada
*hidden globalists come into scene*
Did you think I would come alone?
*joins him by his side,eating an entire bottle of super male vitality pop-eye style,and go into super male 2,much like super saiyan 2 but with no gay ass bitch hair*
>"time to destroy these pathetic slackers!"
>need to take a huge ass shit
>been holding in this shit for about 13 hours
>go into bathroom and shit for an hour straight
>shit is so huge it starts filling up the toilet like those frozen yogurt machines
>no more room in the toilet
>i grab the end of the shit with my fingers to try to cut it off
>succeed and try to flush
>the shit blocks the toilet hole so water starts flying everywhere
>brown water all over the ground
>stand up, shit all over my ass cheeks
>pulled up my pants and walked downstairs to get a steak knife to cut the shit
>grab one and walk back upstairs to the bathroom
>had to step in shit water on the floor
>cut half the shit but had to remove the other half of it so it can actually go down
>actually goes down
>put the other half in the toilet and flush
>goes down but it clogs the toilet
>smells like shit and i have shit on my hands and floor
>no toilet paper so i had to walk back downstairs to get paper towels
>spent 45 minutes cleaning my ass, my floor, and my hands
Being a human is fucking disgusting.
If yr a 10/10 qt skinny Asain than you just wrote an excellent corpiophiliac fanfic
Could def use more detail on the log, how good it felt evaucating ur anus
Having sex / losing virginity with and ugly or fat women is worse then being a virgin. Prove me wrong.
>lost my virginity to a landwhale
I absolutely agree with you. The sex was not enjoyable and literally nothing changed.
Is anybody else tired of getting put down by their family?
>apply for private teaching job. "anon how do you expect to be a teacher? You're terrible with people
>apply for cleaning job. "anon how do you expect to be a cleaner, you're terribly messy"
FUCK YOU. I don't need anybody putting doubts into my fucking head. Jesus, even I'M not as negative about myself as other people are these days. Fuck people
Why do hipsters have it so easy?
>get made fun of because of their hobbies, fashion sense and habits
>easy
>>38295971
Yet they still get by and get to live in some of the most expensive cities in the country and get to fund expensive hobbies.
>>38295916
Hipsters are just failed normies.
I just had sex and it felt soooo good felt so good
>wakes up
how does this make you feel robots? origamino
>whore does whore things
I'm shocked.
>>38295876
Makes me feel like I'm glad that I don't have daddy issues. That girl must have been abused when she was little, or read a lot of fan fiction.
How the hell do these poor schmucks get girlfriends yet you cant r9k?
/r/sex is hilarious
If hate sex is better than normal sex, does that mean people who hate themselves have better orgasms from masturbating?
>>38295803
sex =/= masturbating