*stares at you intently* 'Now, confess all of your crimes.'
>>38297754
Looks more like she's having some kind of gay seizure.
THE GOOD ONES ARE ALWAYS TAKEN
>graduate hs
>been gradually pushing "friends" away for no actual reason
>see friends all hanging out and actual enjoying life
>be a loser shitposting on 4chan all day
>not being productive
Guys, what the fuck is happening?
>>38297730
protip: they are miserable on the inside and maintaining the facade will be their downfall
be better than everybody, study something
>>38297730
ya know if you don't consider them as people you relate to. dont be friends with them, prtty simple.
>>38297751
thanks originally senpai :^)
Hey Anon!~
I just want you to smile~~
When were you when science became fake boobs superior to real boobs?
small natural boobs will always be superior
>>38298699
This. Flat girls are hot.
>>38297653
>When were you when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=074mnAd0pVk
I have no idea who this guy is, but I couldn't make it past the little animated intro
Has anyone here ever been arrested for sexual molestation of underage people?
My shit smells like chicken nuggets but all I ate last night was shit human shit
What would you do if she looked at you like this? How would you respond?
>>38297460
ask her if she wanted to get married.
>>38297460
I'd probably point at my chest and look at her, surprised. By then she'll realise that I'm just a worthless fucking loser and move on.
>>38297460
Fuck off nigga I le ubermensch from pol. You genetically inferior "people" aren't worth my time. *tips fedora*
> School Starts
> Bell rings
> Goes to Homeroom
> Bell rings again
> Goes to first period: Italian
> Does stuff with our teacher who is apparently Italian
> Weeks pass, Learns shit
> I don't really remember much
> My exams/assessments have been graded Pretty Good
> Last Day arrives
> Gets Report
> Religion- C grade
> English: B. Nice!
> Math: B (Although I did not pass the math exam)
> HSIE: B
> Science: B
> Tech, Music and PDHPE:B
> Italian: A
> Cool! But how did I get this grade?
> Recalls vague memory of a being hit in the head
> Picks up pre-ordered game from EB Games
> Goes home
> Launches Crash Bandicoot N sane trilogy on Ps4 and sits in chair. fuck yeah cunts!
> Feels a breath on the back of my fucking neck. hairs stand up.
> My heart races
> A whisper says "Mama Mia"
> A triple flip is heard and a quiet "Yahoo!" is spoken
> I am frozen.
> 2 weeks later. Me:
Where can I get a girlfriend with buttcheeks so deep I can bury my face in them and suffocate to death while inhaling the smell of her sweat and shit?
>'14
Nice of her to add that disclaimer for minimum BBC size
Must be at the designated white girl breeding grounds
>>38297142
Not a bad way to kys, i suppose
>>38297142
urban settings
When did you realise that childhood is browsing 4chan and adulthood is accepting that reddit is better?
>>38297096
But i moved from reddit to 4chan because of anonimity and not having to worry about opinion scores.
>>38297096
It's called hormones, lad. Once you realised you were gay, you went over to Plebbit. Now fuck off back there you shitstain faggot
A-at least arrows point left around here!!
>go to reddit
>upboat or downboat a post
autistic shit you've done at school?
>have morning schedule
>rushing to get to class in time
>bunch of my money just fly out of my pockets
>girl sees my money falling out
>"hey you've lost your money!"
>shame and awkwardness hits me but i keep on walking
>"HEY YOU, BOY, YOU'VE LOST YOUR MONEY"
>instantly scream back to her
>"NOT MY MONEY, GO FUCKING TAKE IT!"
>bolt in down the hallway and then walk in class like nothing happened
>had to do a 1 hour walk home because i had no money left to take a bus
You should've just picked it up faggot
>>38296934
Money is less important than avoiding social interaction at all costs?
Dear lord
>over 6 feet
>not ugly
>semi-fit
creative normie tier hobbies like painting and piano
>car
>career
>live on his own
>successful social life
If you didn't get a long-term relationship by the time you finish HS you are fucked. In the adult world minimum standards are retarded, even the ugly whales feel entitled, if you don't meet this quota they will not be really attracted to you but rather will settle with you and hate themselves and leash all the self-loathing because you are a constant reminder that she is a failure. They will be miserable and they will make you miserable
Why do I even bother?
And fuck the bot.
>>38296872
Because men like those are fucking rare so you aren't really competing with them. You are competing with average normalfags.