>sit so long that you feel restless
>still too tired and weak to get up and do anything
Post yours
>>38303251
>other people chewing
I still hear it even if they chew with closed mouth.
Honestly, how often do you find a genuinely entertaining or substantial thread on 4chan? Is it worth it to wade through all the shitposts and autistic gibberish to find the shit on here that's actually worth reading? Why do you continue to browse this website if you can admit that it isn't worth it to you?
no, it isn't worth it, but what else can I do? It's addictive, I don't have many people to talk to on a daily basis, so I come here instead.
>>38303235
because this is one of the few websites anyone might agree with me.
>>38303235
If I get high a lot of them will give me a giggle.
>its a fem/nigger """bot""" thread
Only newfags post in those threads pretending they arent fooled when called out saying "b-b-but im just bored im not actually fooled"
Hey robots. Lately I've been talking to a grill on Kik. Apparently she has a steam with a few of the same games I have. At the moment that's as far as the convo has gone. Idk her Steam yet. Where do I go from here? And what about after I get her Steam, if I do? Help pls
got any girl brap stories or vid links? how long have you had this fetish ? any pics?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkMbD2eE3OE
Fav brap video of all time
I've had 2 girls fart for me, it was nice. hope that story suffices
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfoauN9sq_k
>>38303077
Braaaps are best when they're coming from a giantess.
Hey wagie, why did you fuck up my juiceboxes?
>>38303060
kek, I worked the juice aisle tonight.
Sorry anon, I had a short shift(6.5 hrs) so I had to rush to get shit off the floor.
>>38303060
Thisreminds me of that song "Let's get going, mama gave a sack lunch, papa gave a juice box".
>tfw mummy forgot to bring me my juicies
>mfw God started talking to me again
>>38490457
i think you need to lay off the "special" candy anon
>Imaginary friend is telling me to kill my parents again or he'll cut my dick off while I sleep
>God relays a message
>shows me his reddit page
>Horny.
>Bored of regular masturbation method.
>Decide to finally give in to my faggotry.
>Stick finger up my ass.
>Feels odd, not pain but definitely not pleasure either.
>Not sure what to do next, so I just move my finger around.
>Nothing.
>Got tired and just gave up, finger surprisingly clean but smells.
Now my ass is sore and I can't take the smell off my finger. How does it even work?
>>38490427
>casually putting your fingers into your ass
disgusting fucking robot
you're probably fat and gross like 90% of the people that claim to be traps
>>38490427
The part of that endeavor that is considered pleasurable is the stimulation of the prostate, the prostate is pretty far up there, on the side of your colon closest to the front of your body.
Wash your hands with soap and water and scrub your fingernails a lot. Trace amounts of shit are usually pretty hard to see, but contribute just as much to a smelly hand as larger amounts.
Personally, I don't enjoy anal adventures because it gets painful sticking anything up your ass far enough to be pleasurable. It just wasn't worth it to me, and there are a lot of things that can go wrong. Stretching (permanent!) is one, and cuts/scrapes with constant exposure to feces are NEVER good. Cut your fingernails if you want to be an asstronaut.
>>38490493
I thought the stretching is fine as long as you give the muscle time to heal so your ass won't become a big loose hole.
Post sad reacts robots
A famous one.
This one is quite good.
I may have some more maybe.
>tfw no gfd gf to put your head on their lap and pat your head
>>38490406
>that feel when I'm a faggot
pic related
>>38490432
>posts in thread for the sole reason to call someone a faggot
bumping with pics
Do all you idiots really spend all your time obsessing over normies in this dump? Why don't we just make outbreaks board and be rid of /r9k/? This board is a fallout zone and Long past it's glory days
This is my home, can't make me leave.
Besides, I can relate to you people more than anyone else I know IRL, despite the trap threads and homoshit.
>make outbreaks board
this is the place that thrives on the out of the ordinary
thus normalcy is the cancer which kills it
and must be destroyed with radiation or whatever the shit you do to cancer
If trannies referred to themselves in the singular as, "we," I might be more willing to call them "they."
Mfw inserting the dragon dildo
Tfw cutie co-worker cums by my cube and asks me a question
Tfw she takes a whiff while I'm explaining
Tfw not stinky but I have that kinda bleachy boy smell
My brother is 18, 5'5", like under 140 pounds and has aspergers. My mom also sheltered him. How hard will life be for him?
Jesus Christ get some testosterone in that boy, STAT!
It's shit enough having aspergers, but being a weak, frail sperg? That's just a recipe for disaster and being taken advantage of.