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>tfw fell for the practice gf meme and she won't stop gaining weight or spending my money and now shes forcing me into marrying her
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>>38490513
Why don't you tell her to fuck off if you are so tired of her?
Dont waste people's time.
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>>38490513
In the exact same boat my dude. Every tine i try to break it off she starts crying and shit.
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>>38490545
>Every tine i try to break it off she starts crying and shit.
This is why I don't pump and dump, got too much compassion for people.
>tfw can only fap to shemales
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Shemales are a straight fetish, right /r9k/?
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>found dad's trap pornLike father, like son, eh?
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>Be me
>think I'm gay
>come out as gay
>realize I don't exactly like actual men
>realize that is also don't like women
>I'm almost completely attracted to traps
>mfw can't tell everyone I only like chicks with dicks so I just keep pretending
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have you ever done something not in favor of another robot?
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>tfw no sensitive gf that gets overwrought when i kiss her
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>tfw no gf at all, and living in a small town doesn't really help me with this.
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What is your longest sex streak?
>6 days for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMDdoNUjPRU
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>>38303857
Just about everyday for the last 5 years
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>>38303857
LMAO, even the "straight" guys in this video act like total faggots
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>Getting bored of sex
boo fucking hoo, what a normie problem to have
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Escort/Prostitute/Hooker thread - Normie memes Edition
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How long do I have to be without getting laid to be acceptable to fuck an escort?
I'm tired of meme swiping apps that never lead to anything and waiting for another miracle.
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Well normies define things like a sexless relationship as sex less than 10 times per year. So if you're getting laid less than 10 times a year you're sexless by normie standards. And in that case it's acceptable to fuck 10 hookers a year (or the same hooker 10 times in a year).
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>>38304050
I have normie friends and I don't think they'd see it that way.
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It's just like you to contest wear it like a label on your breast.
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>tfw cum
>feel like women are the most unnecessary thing in the world
I wish I could make this feeling last forever
sex is a huge ass lie, it's the most overrated thing in the world
you won't gain anything by losing your virginity
you will still be as miserable as you used to be
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Robots don't complain about not having sex, robots complain about not being LOVED by 7/10 and higher girls
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>>38304543
>7/10 and higher girls
Wrong only roasties do this
Listen to Justin Bieber's "BABY" for a lifetime that turns your face into George Clooney VS noting change
You can not hear anything except your BABY song for the rest of your life.
All the songs you put on your cell phone turn into BABY.
When you see the TV, when the song comes out, it will be changed to BABY.
When you sing, your mouth will be filled with babies.
Even if you whistle, the melody of BABY comes out.
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I am decent looking lad
Look ain't everything I still sad
I have no job or money
....Maybe baby life wouldn't be so bad
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>>38303762
Clooney isn't even 10/10.
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>when you realize you really are hopelessly addicted to porn and the scope of your addiction is beyond control and hope and you want to just quit but you've been fapping and edging daily to porn for 5+ years and feel trapped in this cycle and when you wake up the next day all those feelings are gone and you just resume fapping again hating yourself more and more for being unable to quit and having such a weak will
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>talk to a girl for the first time
>imagine whole life together with her
I can't be the only one who does this, right?
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>>38303705
Yes because you have autism. Meanwhile the girl is dreaming about bbc.
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>>38303705
i do it too
then i realise that they would probably morph into the worst mollusc of a human that i can imagine
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BuIimia
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>tfw 2 girls liked me
>got anxious and fucked it upboth times
>tfw never talked with either of them again
What should i do r9k?
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Kill yourself you normie trash
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>>38303484
Now now, if he was normie wouldn't he be here bragging about how he fucked these chicks instead of fucking it up with his autism?
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yea happens to the best of us just move on to the next ones or do something productive cuz bitches aint shit
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Fuck normies and their ridiculous standards.
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>>38490475
People still are virgins at age 21??? Like that really is a thing?!?!
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>>38491077
25 year old virgin reporting
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if you're a robot and want to help take back this board and need a robot only place to beeyourself email here[email protected]
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>Post in thread
>You're the only one who doesn't get (you)'s
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>>38303259
>its another everyone but you is funny episode>irl too