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I wish I could punch my younger self in the face every time I made a stupid decision.
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Who doesn't man, who doesn't
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>>39543403
I have a habit of hitting myself in the head whenever I do something dumb.
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honestly id redo all the fuckups again. it was a wild ride, a soul crushing wild ride but it had some good moments
>playing world of warcraft the day BC came out
>meeting my two high school friends
>doing psychedelics with said friends
it was mostly shitty, but id give anything to go back in time and re live our last days as high school friends

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Imagine knowing a cute girl you like, she's beautiful and adorable, with an innocent face with beautiful blue eyes and a nice smile, but she hides something within. Amongst all forms of possible fetishes she got the most filthy and degenerate one, she's a tremendous scat lover, someone who literally covers herself with her shit and her vomit making "shit masks" that allow you too see only her eyes. Not only, she eats it, she thrust it in her vagina and then masturbate. Her boyfriend (yes she has a boyfriend) dives his penis in her shit and then put it in her vagina, she covers his dick with her shit and then blows it. She enjoys it, she loves it, she's a hell of a monster.

I found myself randomly in the weird side of internet tonight and I found this girl who has stolen my sleep. Can't get over the fact that there's this cute Russian girl of my same age (23) who covers and deprave herself with shit. It's something so absurd and malefic that I'm trying to understand what causes this. What are the possible causes that make you develope such a horrid fetish? I don't think a norma life can origin all this, maybe it's just mental illness?

I'm a very open minded person, even on the sexual spectrum, but I felt the most sane person in the world after watching her Scat Shop profile. Yet I feel such a sadness seeing such a beautiful girl like that depraving herself in inhuman ways of depravation and filthiness. She could just be a stacy with a chad on her side with a normal life, yet here she is. Incredibly she has given birth to two childs recently, this girl is a mother.
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>>39543370
>covered in tattoos
>cute
>innocent

It's like you're oblivious to red flags
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>>39543417
Originally I didn't see her tattoos because her body was covered in feces, desu.

https://www.scatshop.com/girls/sweetbettyparlour/
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oh yeah I've seen some of her vomit vids. unfortunately my mind has degraded to the point of fapping to scat a few times now as well :/

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I fucking hate being ugly
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Go to the gym small boy
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>>39543523
Going to the gym might not save you from being ugly, anon-kun
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>>39543576
It won't. Unless you're fat, lifting won't change your face. Although a great body can get you one night stands with turbosluts probably.

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i spent another hour masturbating to my oneechan again
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>>39543334
please stop this rem.
Also post pics of her
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>>39543397
why stop
im obviously in a pit of misery bc i jerk off
but i have oneechan again
pray for me
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>>39543334
I hope your onee-chan is at least deserving of masturbation, desu.

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>gosh a-anon, th-thanks for c-coming along to t-the Democratic Socialists of America rally
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>>39543318
That little boy sure has a nice rack for his age
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>>39543318
HEY LAST TIME THIS BITCH WAS IN AN ANTIFA RALLY DONT YOU FUCKING LIE YOU ROASTIE YOU WANT ME DEAD DONT YOU?YOU WANT ME TO DIE,IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>39543318
>Democratic Socialists of America rally
So ugh, backed down after the other anon told you ANTIFA's been declared a terrorist group, eh?

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When someone gives the "it's not you, it's me" line when breaking up, is it ever real?
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>>39543290
No its never real, its just a line they use to make themselves feel better about discarding you like youre trash
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I said it before and meant it. I realized I was self destructive and dragging both them and myself down with my petty jealousy and insecurities. I apologized and cut myself out of their life and they've been far better for it.
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>>39543290
I feel its real if its coming from me, then again, if I think "its not you, its me" then I would never start a relationship...which is what I do.

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Thoughts on the new "Post Successful" images?
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Is that froge?
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>>39543280
Weed and jerking off
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preetty cool

>"Hey Femanon, look who I picked up from the pound this morning. What should we call him? I thought we could name him after one of your Beta orbiters. You know, cause he's in love with you and follows you everywhere."
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>>39543277
ok this one hurt
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If you want to target fembots, you have to post skelly Chad. No one on this board is attracted to fitbros, except the fags who want to be them.
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>be ugly roast
>got paired up in class with a Chad today
I don't like it, attractive successful people intimidate me. They should just rate us by tier as we enter the university and assign like-tiered partners, so I can be with another ugly smelly retard.

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Highschool fapping experiences

>16
>fapping on iphone
>finally cum
>cum ejects from my dick and lands on screen
>cum messes with screen and clicks all the malicious ads
>get a virus

Threw it away and told my parents I lost my iphone

Years later I still feel shame
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>Thinks phone has a virus
>Doesn't just disable javascript and restart safari
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What a strange bait post. 4.5/10
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iphones dont get viruses

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ITT:Soul Crushing Realizations
>about to be considered "late 20s" without starting a family
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>>39543173
>Dad was 30 when he had me
>Mom was 30 when she had my brother
>I'm 30 (31 in a little over three weeks) and I'm still a virgin living at home
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>>39543173
>Women are literally incapable of loving you unless you're Chad or close enough. Otherwise, they are merely pretending to love you for the resources you provide.
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>people might just talk to me because the pity me, not because they actually want to be my friends

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>First day of classes is tomorrow
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>>39543101

Good luck, just remember nobody cares about your something out , they got their own shit going on .
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Try to talk to people and make friends. Or you end like me. Don't end up like me anon.
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>>39543132
STFU YOU IRRELEVANT LITTLE SELF-LOATHING COWARD OF A PATHETIC FAILURE....

JUST SHUT YOUR FAT LITTLE MOUTH AND CLIMB BACK BEHIND THAT LITTLE VIDEO GAME AND CONTINUE FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF BECAUSE WE'RE TIRED OF YOU WASTING OUR TIME

NOBODY... AND I MEAN NOBODY IS INTERESTED IN YOUR SELF-PITY

(Self-pity is exactly why no girls are interested in you and nobody is interested in you)

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I'm done. I'm fucking done.

>talk to literally nobody except 2 guys
>do nothing all week but go to football game with the 2 guys
>hottest staceys in uni start talking to my 2 friends
>me alone as usual
>today
>"Haha Chad should we tell him?"
>"Haha yeah broo"
>"anon, sorry, we won't be at the game because we'll be at Staceys."
>theres literally 3 girls and the staceys could've easily invited me

I'm fucking done with it all. Girls never invite me to anything and guys are faggots for allowing it. It's edgy but fuck humanity, all I want to do is hermit in a dark room.
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>>39543066
>waaaaah im ugly and girls aren't flocking to meeeee!!!!!!!!!
Cry harder
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>>39543146
so i'm supposed to not cry about being ugly and getting no attention?

fuck off
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>>39543146
this op

you need to seriously reassess your life if you're bitching about not having pussy thrown at you. It's your fault at the end of the day.

You say I'd only be good for certain things? I'd refuse to do them. In fact I'd refuse to do anything. Either let me contribute in the way I want or I won't do a damn thing. You can't force me to do anything I don't want to. I'd just sit and let it all burn.
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>>39543029
>I'd just sit and let it all burn.
Isn't that what the average woman does anyway? Give or take a few selfies?
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>>39543029
That's why we're getting sexbots. They do want we want, and you can get a few cats at 50.
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>>39543063
Cats are better than you are. Funny you think it's empowering to spend time with sexbots but so horrible to spend time with cats.

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Post your desktops erryone, possibly with some added open windows to add to the vibes.
These threads are always comfy
Try to guess people's personalities and life status n shit! Fun!
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I guess that you have autism.
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>>39542937
here's my windows 98, with a whopping 32 megabytes of ram
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>>39543124
Super comfy, is that on a physical machine or virtual
The resolution is odd

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are pills the right choice? i cant think of anything to fix my depression and at this point im desperate. ive tried everything i can, from getting more sun and eating better to shitty fad diets that detroy your colon.

is it right?
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>>39542878
you could bash your head against the wall until you stop having depressing thoughs,and if it doesnt work you die,you win either way
go for it champ
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>>39542878
have you tried roiding?
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>>39542878
Depression is meme, you need to exercise and get out more
The pills will just fuck your brain chemistry up

If you take them you'll probably end up trying to transition

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