>hey anon! you look like the kid from toy story who tortured his toys
>be part of the generation that destoryed the planet, natural resources, gender relations, race relations, housing market and the job market
>blame millenials for trying to fix it
Why do you hate them ?
> L-Link!? (How did he get here so quickly!) This isn't what it looks like! Ganon and I are just uh... we're playing a game! That's all.
>>38307527
You got some sauce on the girl? What's her name senpai? Those lips are making my dick dribble
You can't keep getting away with this, King Samon of Hyderule!
>>38307527
Link is gay. I thought that was common knowledge at this point
Sometimes i speak in a girly voice whenever i talk to strangers. Why do i do this. Anyone else? It's like having 2 personalities
>be misanthropic robot with no hopes or dreams for the future
>try psychedelics
>suddenly want to turn my life around, fall in love, start a family
>feel like this is all within my reach
wew lads
Hey brobots.
Give me any topic and I'll write a poem on it.
pic unrelated
>>38307273
Nagorno-Karabakh conflict
In this thread, we post our most autistic habits and rate each others.
>whipping my ass for 2 hours just to make sure that there's no shit
I feel like I waste so much time on the toilet, but I can't fight the urge to whippe my ass for a long period of timeThis may or may not have been caused by me forgetting to whippe my ass when I was younger and getting bullied for it
>>38490879
if you don't stick your finger up inside the asshole at least an inch then believe me there's still shit
>>38490879
Shameless selfbump, I really need some advices on my habit
>>38490879
That's not too bad.
I stay up hours past when I plan to go to sleep just to post hereand other boards
I feel like I'm gonna miss out on something if I just get off and sleep. Shit sucks, man.
"without the bad you wouldn't know the good stuff", oh boy am I in for some good stuff in the future, right guys?!?
Only if you work for it
>>38307248
Maybe....but if you're like most of the rest of us, the best thing for you to look forward to in life is death.
>>38307270
Depends on what you're working toward. Some things are impossible no matter how much people work toward them. Heart will never make up for lack of ability. Don't be like me and waste half your life working your ass off only to have nothing at all to show for it. Learn when to quit, you don't want to spend your entire life in over your head.
Hey guys keep up the robot thing
Each time you guys don't get laid makes for a horny white girl who wants my beta cock. You're essentially all cucks.
>me being introverted
>starts to play MMORPG
>plays for long time
>joins guild with nice people in it
>gets to meet nice and shy girl that is in the guild too
>talked for hours on discord with her
>becomes really interested in her as she told me she watches a lot of anime, reads Manga and VN's
>she doesn't live far away from me
>actually somehow managed to have a nice conversation with her
>at the end she tells me ''oh sorry anon, it's late and I haven't talked to my boyfriend yet today. I'm gonna go talk to him before I'm going to bed.''
>mfw
Tell me honestly /r9k/
is all hope lost when someone has a boyfriend already? will my sad desire of having a girlfriend that doesn't live that far away from me come true?
>>38307174
OP THIS IS IT
You may not be able to get her as a gf but befriend her meet up with her regularly meet her friends. This gives you to opportunity to meet girls who are single
>post image to go with a witty reply
>accidentally choose a image with very low file size
>literally just a blurry 5 KB image
>instantly get a reply calling me a fucking retard and to get off 4chan
Please can ANYONE tell me if they've gone through this before
How do I fix my life r9k?
I don't want to be a lonely robot anymore.
>>38307166
>5 grams of psilocybin mushrooms in silent darkness
>then, with the insight you gain from that, do Jordan Peterson's "Future Authoring" program
there you go
>>38307166
Easy. Just be attractive, talented, intelligent, or rich. Good luck!
first step is to get any kind of job or a hobby where you actually have to interact with other people
unless you're a completely fucked up sociopath the rest will pretty much come naturally
>Too depressed to fight depression and improve life
>Not depressed enough to commit sudoku
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>always believed there was such thing as "getting up"
>it turns out even if you are to "get up" it's through hard labors and the rise will simply never be consistent enough because your intelligence simply isn't something the world needs
>yesterday sat at the beach at 1 am
>thinking how far I need to swim to drown
>could physically feel the red moon calling me into the abyss
Im finally losing it. Any day now
Question to fembots, have you ever fantasized about horsecocks?
never animals only human cocks
>>38306968
finally a daily thread about my fetish
ty op
but keep on posting pics please
Also is the musk meme true? Would a girl be turned on by rimming a horse?
>ITT if we say your name you go to bed
Go to bed, Jimothy
Get in your damn bed right this second, David.
WILLIAM! YOU GO TO SLEEP RIGHT THIS INSTANT
>>38490871
Fuck off to bed, John