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see ya date
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Have you had the luck of having a close relationship with any of your relatives?
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>after class study with teacher
>only one that shows up
>quietly working in silence, but thinking of ways to seduce like usual
>teacher let's out a slippery poot
>immediate eye contact and awkwardness
>thinking of how to be polite and break tension, but also sound alpha
>"Miss, that sounded potent. Might I supply a french kiss and report on flavor?"
>told study time is over
>never talked to or called on again in class
Why didn't I get a teacher like this one? Life is so unfair sometimes.
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>>38310506
Would be more believable if you got on the floor and walked the dinosaur

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>people with the skinny chromosome telling you its easy to lose weight
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Just eat less and exercise more OP
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>>38492036
>Fatty says the skinny chromosome
I'm fat to, I just don't use excuses
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>>38492081
Not OP, but on all seriousness there are people with faster metabolism. I used to know this dude who would eat 2 pizzas himself and not gain weight at all.

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Eye xummies
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>>38310371

>ask her what she is up to
>actual response, and asks what you're up to in return
>able to start an actual convo

Whenever I ask that I get

>nm
>nothing
>TV

fucking kill me, famboi3000

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Is there anywhere on Earth that doesn't suck ass if you're poor? America is a fucking pile of shit and I want out.
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>>38492001
Well, in many European nations, poverty doesn't really exist, because wellfare, but because of the recent influx of immigrants, who knows how long it's going to stay that way. In most other places, poverty is the same or worse than America. America does have some of the worst options for poor people of any first world nation in the world, though.
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>>38492066
>America does have some of the worst options for poor people of any first world nation in the world, though.
Oh god you have no fucking idea. Most of 4chan is middle class spoiled brats who think they're "poor" because they have mommy pay for everything. Being actually poor in America is as good as being dead.
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Here is the thing, most countries don't want any more poor people because they already have enough of their own.

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cute, fun and easy jrpg's are the only video games worth playing. everything else is complete shit and a waste of time.
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What game is that picture referring to?
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>>38310471
Tales of legendia. I've been replaying the old star ocean games recently too. Very good stuff. I feel like a kid again.
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>>38310362
>the only video games worth playing. everything else is complete shit and a waste of time.
plenty of other games are worth playing but the light comfy ones sure are fun too

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str > dex >> int
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>>38310329
>muh false dichotomy
>not being a warrior philosopher
pathetic
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>>38310329
res >>>> fai
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>>38310329
lck > cha >> per > int > agi > end > str

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https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2560398

chat hookup or just awkwardly dwadle with other robots
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Has anyone ever made a friend here before?

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Could it be that 90% of the population are robots and its normal to be a low wage virgin or barely have sex in your life?

the internet / media is making it seem like chadhood and riches is commonplace, its designed to make us envious of an imaginary life where sex and luxury life is the norm and you're supposed to be this alpha richfag when in reality most of us are beta plebs who who will live boring lives and die without accomplishing anything significant.
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Normies make ok money, working regular 9-to-5 jobs, don't really have much excitement in their life, have sex with a few people in their lifetime, settle down and start having kids then their lives begin to revolve around those kids. Robot and Chad lifestyles are outliers.

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was cho /ourguy/?
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definitely yes

you know what's wrong with all those shooters is that they all think society has done something wrong to them and they're victims

can't a shooter just aknowledge he's dysfunctional but still do his job?
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>>38310357
I really hope we get a shooter one day that's fully aware of his situation and that everything is his fault, and then acknowledge all the backlash he gets beforehand to make normies dumbfounded. It would be great
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He freaked those girls out stalking them, though. I didn't think what he said and did was that spergy, they were overreacting. I've done much spergier things myself.

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>went to a private school where most of the community were elite jews and there was a history of sex scandals with the teachers
>headmaster was named Dr. SCHILLER
lmao
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>>38310214

Hey, that's my last name. One of my uncles is a headmaster at a private school, could be related to me. Not a Jew though, German ancestry.

I've only ever met 1 person irl with my last name outside of family.
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>>38310756
does he work in New York? or rather DID he?

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What does Chad look like robots?
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Chad is this

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>find new fried Korean chicken restaurant
>order delivery from it for the first time
>shitsgood.webm
>quickly becomes my favourite restaurant
>start ordering more often
>delivery guy starts getting friendly, greeting me with a smile and starts small talk when he delivers
>immediately stop ordering from there again.
I miss their delicious fried chicken. Why am I like this?
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autisming ain't easy
I primarily order from big chains so high employee turnover
>winning

hatemmyself though

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>tell my parents ive never had a gf or even kissed a girl
>treats it like I came out of the closet
>son im disappoint , threatens to take me out of the will ect...
well that went exactly how I expected.
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how old are you and what happened?
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"You have to get laid by September or you are out of the will. It's just not right son."

are your parents hyper normies?
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>>38310314
30, got instead of avoiding discussion of my love life and children i told them the truth.

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