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Anonymous
2017-07-12 12:40:00 Post No.38310994
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Well, I just remembered that I loved trains when I was a little kid, and I learned that my grandpa loaded boxcars after the war until 1979. He always called me his buddy. I just put those pieces together and now I'm bawling my eyes out.
Positive family stories thread?

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Anonymous
2017-07-12 12:37:04 Post No.38310934
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 12:37:04 Post No. 38310934 [Report] [View this topic]

>Be me
>15
>Family's having a 4th of July party
>Alphafag bumps into me
>I drop my phone and it shatters
>Still works but screen is messed up
>I run into my room to see if I can fix it
>Feel the urge to wank
>Start beating my meat
>Get text
>Look at my phone as I finish
>Cum all over phone
>It won't turn on
>mfw I broke my phone

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 12:39:28 Post No.38310982
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>15
Bye kiddo

Anonymous 2017-07-12 12:42:40 Post No.38311049
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>>38310982
I am pretty sure that OP is talking about something that happened to him in the past and isn't actually 15 years old, you autistic idiot. Or maybe I'm the autistic idiot idk.

Anonymous 2017-07-12 12:42:41 Post No.38311052
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>>38310982
Blast form the past, old fag.

Anonymous
2017-07-12 12:36:50 Post No.38310931
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 12:36:50 Post No. 38310931 [Report] [View this topic]

Why don't we simply kill all the women?

I'm tired of being eternally cuckolded.

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2017-07-12 12:36:22 Post No.38310915
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 12:36:22 Post No. 38310915 [Report] [View this topic]

Lurking for dank memes boss? Willing to join whatsup meme group boss? Then comment and if enough comments I'll post link

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 12:47:52 Post No.38311148
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>>38310915
Boss? Why you leave boss?

Anonymous
2017-07-12 12:34:07 Post No.38310861
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 12:34:07 Post No. 38310861 [Report] [View this topic]

>oh god they can totally smell the sex on me

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 12:37:06 Post No.38310936
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Get the fuck out.

Get the fuckity fucking fucker fuck out you fuckity uppity fuck. Fuck you.

Anonymous 2017-07-12 12:44:18 Post No.38311085
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when the girl that succed you off post on instagram how Good it was

Anonymous
2017-07-12 12:33:51 Post No.38310854
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 12:33:51 Post No. 38310854 [Report] [View this topic]

What's the point of dating when I'm not special in any way?

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 12:48:39 Post No.38311160
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>>38310854
Everyone's special in their own way, dude. You can get a gf (or bf) if you try.

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>>38311160
That's nice. Good.

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2017-07-20 06:25:02 Post No.38492040
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:25:02 Post No. 38492040 [Report] [View this topic]

Robots, what are some of your late night antics?

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:27:08 Post No.38492073
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I walk outside at 2 am in my socks and just sit in my car playing the drive ost.

Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:29:08 Post No.38492099
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:29:08 Post No.38492099 [Report]

>accidentally log onto an account and change the password
all i wanted to do was watch techno

Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:39:27 Post No.38492242
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I climb trees in other people's yards and stay up their for hours with my phone browsing websites and smoke weed.

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2017-07-12 12:33:07 Post No.38310842
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 12:33:07 Post No. 38310842 [Report] [View this topic]

Why do kids like me so much?

There is always some child relative of mine who wants to come over and play games with me but not a single adult wants to talk to me. Is the effect of autism?

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 12:34:11 Post No.38310863
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Kids are accepting of people. My brother has legit autism and my kid cousins love to play with him.

Anonymous 2017-07-12 12:36:15 Post No.38310913
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>>38310842
It's because your mental and emotional growth was stunted while you were still an adolescent. It's why age doesn't equal maturity or wisdom

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 12:30:30 Post No. 38310788 [Report] [View this topic]

Recently I discovered a new method of execution from China.
Death by 1000 pieces you would be cut to pieces slowly while the also try to keep you alive.
So Robots what is the worst way you think there is to die?
(No cheating don't say death by 1000 pieces or that you want to die serious answeres only)
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 12:32:09 Post No.38310822
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