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Be turbo neet, 26 year old khv. Son of single mom. Never had a job except flipping burgers. No one else wants me because I dropped out from school really early. Spent all time on games and browsing this place.

Mom is getting pushy about me getting an education or a job. To make her leave me alone I take meme courses online. They have certificates. She even pays them because she think it's real. After doing more than 5 courses in network security and administration totaling 500 dollar she refuses to pay more. Threatens to kick me out if I don't make 5 job applications a week.


Start Monday and do one Tuesday. On Wednesday both companies call me. They want an interview. Wtf meme courses work?! Book interview

>we are so happy to catch someone with these specific talent sets. Is entry salary of 60 000 sufficient?

Their faces completely serious but I know they are bullying. They are making fun of me. Jokingly say I want 65k to try and be humorous about their bullying. They chuckle and accept. Go to other interview they offer me only 55.

Wtf do I do robots?! They want me to come for introduction now. They are gonna bully me more about being so delusional about what these courses were worth. I miss the times mom brought me fries to my room. Why do companies bully nerds? I'm scared
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>walketh into pub, wearing new chainmail
>see 9/10 maiden
>this song cometh on
>asketh for a dance
>says "nay"
>declare her a heretic and burn her on cross
>friend zoned again
>tfw gf

thy painting related
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>>38311398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqJMVSnwg_Y

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naze kanojo ni aisu suru, kono baka.
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one of these threads. prize if you win
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this is a blank bingo here
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i am tired of filling these. bad thread :c
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I believe I'm past the point of no return since there's no lack of manpower where I'm from. If I disappeared no one would even notice.
Also the Loser is trying to cheer me up. at least I tried he says

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I know we all know this scenario

>Normies: "ANON YOURE SUCH A FUCKING RETARD, AND YOURE UGLY WHATS THE POINT OF YOU BEING AROUND!"
>*Autistic Joey walks into the room*
>Normies: "Hey Joey how've you been, you look great today. You want to come sit by me? Maybe we can have lunch together later, hey man, you should be Prom King."
>Autistic Joey: "YeAH TaT Zounds NiCeee."
>Normies: "Awesome man, we love you Joey."

Why the fuck are Normalfags so fucking nice to real autistic people? They will spit shit at you or me but will fucking be nice to someone with autism just because it's politically correct, when deep inside they know they would never want to be friends with that autistic person, they are just nice to autistic people because it makes them look like good people. Fucking hypocrites I swear man.
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>>38492116
>Have to be hhkv forever because of this
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>>38492116
It's good for their social life, which to them is everything. That's why they peak in their junior year and live the rest of their lives as some manager of a fast food joint.
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>Why the fuck are Normalfags so fucking nice to real autistic people?
>they are just nice to autistic people because it makes them look like good people.
Answered your own question
Also who cares it's highschool quit dwelling on it. You wont interact with them at all in a year assuming you're an 18 year old senior. If you're underage then fuck off, and if you already graduated highschool then quit dwelling on stupid shit like this

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What's with the epidemic of fembots and /ss/?
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>>38311280
>fembots
no such thing, there are only attention whoring thots
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>>38311280
cool hat, cat

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Robots

>Robots want gf to have sex, and more, with.

>Condemns women for being sexual.

Explain
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>>38311273
It's not a challenge for women what so ever
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I don't really care for sex, I'd just prefer somebody that doesn't have casual sex(only has sex in relationships)
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>>38311273
It's a constant reminder that you aen't good enough for her. That she chose you over several assholes before you.

So something that's been on my mind for awhile is, I know there are former robots who ended up getting relationships & gfs(female).
Most of you hate women with a passion. Do you feel the same with a girlfriend? Do you hate her?
Are they an exception, or have they change anything of what you think towards other women?
Did it make you hate women more?
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>>38311192
Turns out most women are just like you or me. They vary in personality or type as much as men do. However, you'll only see this when they treat you as just another person instead of a social outcast or a weirdo. This only happens to robots when they have a girlfriend nearby or its known you have one. Once they know you aren't a threat or acceptable enough of a human to have a girlfriend this shit happens and their mystique falls away.
tl;dr they're human and faulty just as much as anyone else and thus my hate for them is reduced to the background radiation hate i have for every other human.
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>>38311192
>Most of you hate women with a passion.

I don't, and never did though.

I judge people on a personal basis. It's pretty fucking stupid to make assumptions about and hate half the entire fucking planet because your read some jpgs and greentext on a vietnamese cooking show.

Most of my gfs were pleasant, some were semen demons and some were virgins, all of them I will never understand why they decided to get into a relationship with a mumbling beta like me.

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You're all underage faggots kill you're slelves.
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>kill you are slelves.
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murder you'll selves my man
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How do I kill my are self?

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my hairline is like pic releated and im 19 years old

is it normal?
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>>38311173
Its not bad or anything
you'll know when you're balding m8
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>>38311173
Stop posting this shit. Nobody gives a shit. .
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>>38311173
whats the probleme. you are man.

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I like when oneechan says she loves me
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Please share your personal youtube playlist
I'd like to see what robots listen to
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHsz8PuRU5kFDfWn6bHQ1yNoHAroEO8se
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always wondered wtf is up with Spike's mouth in that picture.
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>>38492101
>cowboy bebop
You should listen to "Cowboy Bebop" by Anonymuz. You might like it, cowboy bebop ost listening to anonymous poster.
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>>38492101
Browsing through your playlist, OP.
bamp

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>Touch face
>Get acne
Fuck my life.
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Edgy? Edgy. How edgy are you, r9k?
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GUYS I NEED YOU!!!

Going through something, I cant explain, I might jinx it, I need motivation!!!!

Please respond, I need this!!

Tell me I can do it, get through it, SOMETHING please! I need positivity, and I hope to God it will all be for a good cause!
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>>38492062
Fuc off You fagg
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You're going to fail. You should kill yourself.
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Good luck OP, I would like to help you better if you could maybe tell us what you're talking about...

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