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>lost half my savings in recent crypto crash
>going to have to work overtime to make rent
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tfw just got done with a 14h shift

>>38312861
>investing money you can't afford

conisder this a lesson learned

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Nope. Hope your day is better than mine rn.

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>>38492810
Thanks mangz

>>38492694

happy birthday eurofag. i hope you find some bit of happiness.

Is me dio dio dio dio dio
Madamamdmadamfndocbdo

Fag
What are you looking for?(JOB) of course

>>38312737
I'm a lazy faggot so it probably won't even matter that much.

You're rejected by women because you're a deviant socially and rejected by men because you're a deviant physically. Stop being a degenerate and it won't be a problem.

god bless the family you'll eventually side swipe or rear end to death

>>38492757
So you can see why I'm going to look for options other than being a truck driver.

>>38492688
sounds like you're similar to me then. can you write neat but it takes a long time? and is your handwriting huge compared to everyone else's?

>>38312633
well at least you got some nice digits amigo

And jobs = indentured servitude.

>>38492637
The Emperor is gay. Join Chaos.

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>>38492774
ur gay.
fite me.

>>38492637
Will the Emperor really protect those who've come before him and died before he was born?

>>38312552
I think being left for someone more attractive hurts more, the idea that your partner "traded up" can be a painful one. In the other scenario at least you can step back and say "Ha! Didn't work out so well for you, huh?"

>>38312525
If I see someone of another race that is mtf my mind is like, "dude, a tranny"

If I see someone of my own race that is mtf and hot, I'm like, "I'd still hit it". If they look masculine I'm a little bit repulsed.

>>38312621
Are you white or asian? I am just curious

>>38312525
Hey, John, we need you at the interracial thread, your shilling is slipping and those white people might make it!

>>38312047

>>38492626
Do you have self service checkouts at any supermarkets or department stores? Alternatively you could go to some gas station or convenience store where pajeet is working and never go back.

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I never bought those because I never needed them.
I found my parents' pack and stole two. I tapped with one and it felt horrible. The second one I used to make a homemade pocket pussy.
>take toilet paper roll
>take out the cardboard thing from the middle
>put condom on dick and make sure it fits
>insert condom in the toilet paper hole
>stretch the condom end around the toilet paper
>put lube or a lot of spit inside hole
>fuck the hole
>cum
>wash condom
>hide the homemade pocket pussy
Mom found it 2 weeks later in the back of my cabinet that I used to store my school books and notebooks.
She took it away and I don't know what happened with it. She never talked about it with me, just gave me a laugh one day when I came back from highschool and said "I cleaned your drawers and cabinets".
I didn't realize what happened but a day later when I wanted to use it again it wasn't there.
>mfw

>be in store
>buy groceries, drinks, household products, condoms
>go to cashier and pay

What's so special about it? Is this some kind of Burger thing where you need a license to buy condoms?