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>>38313567
Is that Shia?

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>ywn do this with another Brobot

Feels bad, man

2/2

>>38313567
yes i've jerked off to this kind of thing before, I don't like the look on the guy's face though

>Be 20-year-old KHV
>Match with aspie qt and hit it off really well
>We hang out for a few hours after a week of talking
>She hugs me when we meet and say goodbye, turning me into a KV
>Says "We should go out again, anon!" when she leaves
>Talks to me again that night and ghosts me after that

Don't fall for Tinder roasties, anon. Actually, don't fall for roasties in general.

>>38313444
basically what you'll get is this:

Fat women who are too picky or looking for guys out of there league

whores that want you to give them money over venmo

whores that sell pics over snapchat

ugly girls that even the most desperate of guys would want

feminist/LBTQSUFIAOIWD women who still won't date you shitlord

women who lie and say their 18 but their crows feet says otherwise

people who discriminate against height

average girls who are incredibly boring

fat girls trying to hide it (they can't)

ugly girls with group pics to minimize their ugly

bots pretending to be women and terribly at that

and lastly you'll get maybe 5/100 girls who are decent but apparently you're a complete waste of a man...

>>38313444
You might meet someone depends on how ugly you are. If you're 7/10 then maybe but anything less just kill yourself.

She wouldn't have to ask cause if be down there 24/7

>>38313384
If she sucks your dick, it's only fair to lick her clit.....and finger her pussy and asshole at the same time.

>>38313363
>giving guns to little kids and filming them to make your altright cuck videos

go away joey salads

take her behind the shed.

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>>38313270
they're NPCs but you're not even in the game

That is not how you wear a hat.

>>38313268
Thats not how you post a compliment.

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xd silly kitties

Tell us what happened lad.
In an original way, of course.

>>38313177
Welcome to the club.
The club currently consists of thousands of members.

>>38313177
She found out you aren't a normie, huh?

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>>38313139
Clean up your room. It's not just a meme. Do attainable things and slowing work from there.

>>38313196
I MEANT SLOWLY. fuck me

>>38313132
Girls are not about subtlety. Especially when dominant Chads are being clear and forward.

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>>38313132
It's called getting a job and working for a living, sport.

>>38313254
But what if it isnt a fucking stacy? And they actually get along with me anyway?

Money

lt's a hit

>>38313093
You're so fucking stupid. Kill yourself.

>>38313093
He gets paid a lot to make these videos and yes he also enjoys them.
Also makes a lot of money from owning and selling his own websites.

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>>38492826
>tfw you realize you dont have that many interests after checking this chart

damnit OP...

>>38492842
how?
these are all standard robot/neckbeard/introvert inerests
who doesn't like food or videogames?
what do you do in your daily life?

>>38492879
i work, and work, and work.
everytime i think of watching a series or play a videogame, i get lazy and just cant be arsed to even start.
i eat because i have to . sometimes the first thing i see in the fridge, other times from the first food cart i find on my way back to home.