Some friends invited me to one of those escape rooms, and I usually don't care at all for normie trends, but I had a really great time. It wasn't even a good escape room, it was a cheap hole in the wall in Iowa, but it was still really great. Check one of these out if you get the chance.
>>38314566
i live in a third world shithole. if i'm in a situation where i need to escape from a room, i won't be leaving alive.
but enjoy your pretend game, i guess.
If you had to pick:
Would you be japanese or half-japanese?
And if you were half-japanese, which other race would you choose?
who cares about race
i wanna be chad of any race
>>38492926
Acne is goat
I'm half Japanese and it barely means anything to me. I'm "white passing" and I live in Canada. I don't even know Japanese, I've never been to Japan, and I've never met my Japanese family. I just have a funny name and sometimes I have difficulty speaking to my mother because her English still isn't fluent.
Being hafu isn't necessarily some kind of magical cultural experience. I'm glad to live in Canada though because Japanese school and work culture seems kind of shit
>>38492869
2 weeks+ later and I am still waiting for source.
>>38492869
Sauce PLEASEFUCKING ORIGINAL CONTENT YOU ANNOYING CUKING BOT R9K HAS GONE TO SHIT I THOUGHT THE REDDIT INVATION WAS AS BAD AS IT WOULD GET BUT THIS SHIT IS EVEN WORSE THEY NEVER LEFT AND NOW WE CAN'T EVEN MEME PROPERLY HOLY SHIT JESUS TAKE ME NOW
Gonna need some sauce dawg
>>38492878
Two week later the guy in the video has aids.
Check out my gf, robots. What do you think?
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I think a cheeseburger would really hit the spot right now.
That's incredible sand! Very fine grain!
Hey anons, I think I fucked up.
Sunday night, a couple people I don't know very well told me they thought my girlfriend was cheating on me. It bothered me, but I saw her horsing around with another guy (nothing sexual) at the party we were all at and I lost it. I pulled her aside and accused her of cheating, and brought up other shit she'd done in the past (lying, neglecting my feelings, etc.).
She was crying and denying everything, and it turned out she was right and I was wrong; she never did cheat on me at all. Now she's having serious doubts about our relationship and wants to maybe break it off, because she thinks I don't actually love her and I'm just a possessive prick.
Catch is, I do love her. More than anyone, more than my own fucking mother. I can't imagine being without her, she's my best friend. If she leaves me, I may legitimately commit suicide.
What do I do?
>>38314484
Tell her what you just told us.
But without the suicide bit
Don't worry. If you cheat on her first then shell always love you
>>38314528
I did, but she hasn't replied, I think her phone is dead. We're both out in the country for work (not together though) so she might not be able to charge her phone until tomorrow.
>New to 4chn
>Post thread
>Guy replies "Monitoring this thread"
>Freak out
>Didn't come back for three years lol
>tfw getting iv dilauded every 6 hours in the hospital and not even in pain
Jelly?
I will say anything in "niggerspeak" or some random voice/shitty accent.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TxY0t8z0c9
say
" i love you weegee " in niggerspeak
prankin a friend
>>38492845
say "ubertasks you a dumbass nigga fuck off you sus ass lil nigga asuka best girl nigga" (for a friend)
>>38492845
but are you actually black?
REAL MEN will never know the pain of getting your buttplug in for the first time.
OR even getting their G spot pleased by toys.
LMAO
Thank fuck. I'd rather die a KV than go full fag.
>>38314374
Whoop don't get poop on the sweater mummy bot you
>>38314374
>Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/
>>37842102
>>37842102
>>37842102
which part of this do you not understand
>be autist
>had an autist class in highschool to help with a few LD issues
>full of other spergs
>graduate and go to college
>can socialize to get by but too spergy and no confidence to get a GF
>start to meet some of my former classmates at various times.
>come to find that all of them are in the same situation,
>literally only the she-spergs aren't depressed virgins.
I have no fucking motivation to do the few things that i actually like.
WHen will this suffering end.
What the fuck does this mean
Is something bad going to happen
Basically means that if you look for trouble, it will find you instead.
>>38314236
>Don't mess with stuff unless it messes with you first
>near 30
>living with parents to save money
>hate my job
>no gf
>parents always fighting
Anyone else actually looking forward to death? I feel like nothingness would be so peaceful...
>30
>SAVING MONEY
.......
>>38314211
Yes?
OC OP etc
>>38314191
>Saving money
Nigga how fucking poor are you to be saving money at 30 and living with your parents.
Just move the fuck out. Hell, your living with them is probably half the reason they fight all the time because they're thinking they failed as a parent or some shit.
listen up fags its time for me to rape you in my inconspicuous discord van: E2mhA6V
How does someone become NEET and collect those sweet neetbucks?
Pls help anon
>>38314108
be unemployed and need to pay rent or have a disability and reap even more moneys
Investments and frugal living.