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Better question is why is our generation so apathetic.

Inb4 muh internet's

Started off as the best year of my life. My first girlfriend, after I'd resigned myself to becoming a wizard. Call me a normie fucking shit all you like, I was happy to finally be loved.
She broke up with me seemingly out of nowhere and this is the worst I have ever felt. I'm struggling to understand why. Last night I spent 4 hours staring at my ceiling befpre going out at 3:30 AM, wandering aimlessly for an hour trying to make sense of it all before going back to bed. I don't know what to do. It was supposed to be a new chapter in life, I still had so many things I wanted to do, but now it's all gone.
Every fiber in my body screams at me to reach out to her, to ask for a second chance, but deep down I know that will never be.
I need to vent my frustration somehow.

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>he thinks happiness comes from the external

>>38318329
STOP IT!!!! BOI YOU ARE ALMOST OUT OF THE RABBIT HOLE

i was raped and mutilated as a child and have severe issues

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>>38318311
>Well you should just, like, be positive about life, bro.

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>>38318332
reminds me of this

originolo

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Pepe is my friend too. I feel like he understands me. I wish he was real

>>38493628
That's not pepe, it's apu apustaja.

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>>38493659
what the fuck guess Im retarded then. I've been seeing these poorly drawn versions of Pepe forever but I never thought they not be Pepe himself

>>38493559
A lot of my problems come from High School, made me very angry and anti-social. My autism isn't genetics its self taught.

>>38493636
you wouldn't have had a bad time in high school if you weren't autistic

>>38493636
>>38493680
he wouldn't have a bad time in HS if he had free access to sex.
no sex can drive a man crazy. see elliot.

>>38493482
>A bunch of RNA creates proteins
>i dont know what exactly off the top of my head but some other shit is formed as the RNA and Protein is and when all that stuff is mixed together it creates organelles
>when a bunch of different organelles are formed together, they create a single celled organism such as bacteria
>To reiterate, in order to form this single celled organism, the perfect combination of space dust must happen by accident over billions of years
>over time more and more single celled organisms are created by accident from space dust and eventually one is created that has the ability to reproduce through a process known as mitosis
>In mitosis a single celled organism basically makes a copy of itself and creates two new organisms meaning it no longer takes billions of years of luck to make a single organism
>Sometimes when an organism goes through mitosis, it fucks up and creates a mutation in the new organism though its only a minor difference usually
>billions of years go by and more and more fuck ups happen and we end up with a shit ton of different single celled organisms all with different qualities and natures
>eventually some organisms begin having symbiotic relationships meaning they rely on eachother
>for example, one organism shits a lot and another feeds off of that shit meaning one organism benefits by having a shit-free environment and another benefits by having shit to eat
>over time more and more symbiotic relationships occur and organisms begin bunching up because they rely on eachother
>a few hundred million years later and we have our first multi celled organism which is made up of a bunch of those single celled organisms
pt2

>>38493502
>more and more of those organisms reproduce by themselves and eventually they fuck up again and again creating more and more multicelled organisms
>now we have small fish all swimming about in the oceans of earth (i didnt know if you wanted me to explain how the earth was formed or not but for the sake of time im gonna assume you didnt but if you did, let me know)
>after more and more fuck ups, those fish begin getting the ability to do the nasty and sexually reproduce unlike most of us here on /r9k/
>now because of the more complicated form of reproduction relying on many different things to create a new organism, more things can go wrong ending up with more mutations
>theyre still small mutations but theyre in every multicelled organism. Theyre the things that make every living create different because its theyre genetics
>from this point on i will be referring to these fuck ups as genetic mutations
>fish fuck and more genetic mutations occur creating more and more different fish
>over time a fish is mutated to be able to breathe air with lungs instead of gills
>more fuck ups happen and the fish can now walk and breathe on air though not for long
>this is called an amphibian
>more amphibians are created and eventually fuck up creating reptiles which are like amphibians except they can survive outside of water for most of their life
>here comes the dinosaurs and they fuck a bunch and create some rats through genetic mutations
pt 3

>Replying to a thread as it was being archived
i bump a threade thats on a high page when i want to write out a big poste

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FUCKING NORMIE GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GO NOW NOW NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GTFO REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38318193
I am baba yaga

No, I'm not a kurdupel

>>38318177
Are traps allowed? Is ERP allowed? Are politics allowed?

>>38318209
yes of course if you come and take the test

>>38318239
Originally Dropped

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bump, pretty cozy in here tbqh

originialio

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shlomo is a pedo

I can't chat without signing up

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>Chad gets put into a robot's shoes
justice has been served