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That isn't necessarily all that a bad thing. Some people appreciate the brutal honesty here and there. Just don't get excessive with it, do some nice things/say some nice things here, and be willing to apologize when you go too far.

>>38321842
I have had this same problem. I just try to be nice, but then I am not funny anymore and just boring to be around.

read the room

Ask yourself this did you have a choices in joining this game?Nah none of us chose to be born so there is some blame on society

>>38321859
But i did at one point. At one point i was young and stupid enough where i could have made the final curtain call on this terrible play. Out of a wild hare i didnt though. I feel like even though i was pure of heart i let turn me into who i am now. Like i compulsively thrown myself to the abyss. What can i do? Can i do anything at all?

>>38321821
I always blame society

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Lol, that kid goes to hold her down even though the woman is like twice his size.

Keep going until you actually cum, I guess?
Is this a common thing?

>>38494746
I can't keep going, my libido just disappeared.
afraid I'll get blue balls or some shit

>>38494774
What. But you haven't come, right? So you should be able to keep going.
Just get horny again, watch some porn or whatever.

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Okay, now you're grasping at straws.

>>38494721
Once I had a dream so vivid where I was fucking a girl that when I woke up I actually believed I had sex.

I then stupidly asked the girl if she would like to go out with me again and she laughed at me.

Has anyone actually had a dream of having intercourse?
I've only ever had one, it was with Jayme Langford in the backseat of a car.

>>38494721
>Dreamt my oneitis took me to a party
>Dreamt I third-wheeled with her and her lesbian girlfriend
>She later hooked up with my best friend and they left the party
>Tfw I followed them both down the street
>I still remember what I said
>"Lol since you guys are gone I guess I'm gone since I don't have any friends at this party haha"
>The look of disgust they both gave me
>Dream ended there

I can't believe how much a dream can dampen your day.

ironically it's the complete opposite this time, everyone ignoring you for an hour and then a real weirdo responded

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Oh fuck, this. It's like a movie. Real cringe and non-realistic.

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>>38494673
DELET TIS NOOOW

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>>38494673
fuck you lad, i never wanna open my eyes

>>38494645
Ten isn't supposed to be zero so inb4 that. It's just the least fortunate of them all so I didn't want anyone to get that one accidentally, pls believe.

>>38494645
1 seems interesting I imagine loli does not pop up

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>>38494645
Rolling for whichever one includes me dying

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>>38494613
I bet its nice

i bet it feels like a bag of dicks in your mouth

>>38494613
I just can't imagine ever being so close to a woman's face, and actually kissing her. Putting my lips on hers, and her willingly accepting. I've been alone for so long that this seems like impossible fantasy.

I think I/we're destined to be alone forever, even if we're with someone.