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>logs on to MONSTER.com once
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>>38323759
What's with all these Monster.com shill threads? Fuck off you kikes.
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>>38323782
If you go to MONSTER.com...you ARE a monster
>imagine the world without make up
I think it would be the best cure to roasties having high standards.
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>>38323618
Women will protest and stop ANYTHING that could level the playing-field.
Men have been using makeup since 3000 b.c but roasties felt tricked and started shaming those who used it.
>In the future feminist will make genetic engineering illegal for men and mandatory for girls.
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Day 1 of nofap. My longest record was 1 week and decided, why not? Regretted it immediately.
Have any robots on here who stopped fapping or fap less frequently feel or see any noticeable results in comparison to fapping everyday?
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No results. Dropped.
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>>38323586
I'm nearing day 90.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Other than forcing you to search out "bio-cunts" as some robots call them for a sexual release, there's no magic superpowers. It forces you to adapt, so there's that, but yeah.
It's a test of will. If you have enough strength to forego fapping, and you continually do, you have the will to search out better women. You start feeling better about yourself, not because you stop jerking off, but because you can.
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>mom found the bloody cum spots on the ceiling
what do i do mates
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> Be me ugly and autistic
> Too autistic to talk to girls
> Some really quite and shy girl asks me to sit with her. I also saw her looking at me quite a lot of times.
> Say no in an autistic manner. Probably came off as a douche.
> Yesterday my was talking to my friend when he told me how this girl came to his group ( 3 girls and 2 boys ) and started talking. She asked if she looks too "bad"
> made when it was the same girl which asked me to sit with her.
Man I seriously hate how I look. I have been thinking of bleaching my face in hope it will improve my looks. I hate myself. The only thing that keeps me going is hope that one day I will be successful.
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>tried to smoke a half smoked cirgarette I found on the ground
>I couldn't get it to light
>just ended up making a mess of my bathroom sink
I don't even smoke, I just wanted to try the smoking in the shower meme.
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>>38323511
I bet you tried to light it while holding it in your hand, didn't you?
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Whateves I'm just going to apple bong the rest of the tabbaco
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I remember the first time I had a cigarette and I hated it so much I had to brush my teeth and get in the shower right after. But then I did it again, and now I've been a smoker for 10 years
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>tfw employers are literally women with their insane high standards
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wew i have a pic related
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3 hours
3 minutes
33 seconds
Its finally happening boys, people will first start mentioning it on twitter and image boards. Within 3 hours it will start reaching international news stations. Eventually major governments will have to release press conferences on it.
You can't stop it now. Just go with it.
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>Anon explain desu
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>>38495172
>>>/x/ is the LARPing board
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>>38495172
>BREAKING NEWS: op is a faggot
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So... why did this board end up being occupied by robots and failures of life? It literally just does not allow unoriginal posts, so what resulted in us all being social rejects?
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>>38323448
I would drink her bath water
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/b/ was too cool for us.
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>>38323448
The lack of will towards reproduction indicates an interest in other spheres of life.
To have children one must dedicate the majority of the time to this goal. The remaining time these people have will not be wasted here.
>work remotely
>fap every hour
How do I fucking stop before someone notices my lack of productivity. I'm getting paid $60/hr here
>mfw I'm getting paid $60/hr right now and I'm posting on r9k
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>>38323407
>Learn how to fap using only your legs.
>Use your free hands for work.
>Easy fucking peasy.
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>>38323407
$60 an hour for jerking off all the time sounds like a good deal.
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What's your job? That's good ass money for low accountability.
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>tfw you realize that there is no second chance and your life is already effectively over because you didn't use the first third of it correctly
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>>38495121
It's because of untreated ADHD people wallow doing nothing
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>>38495142
Ban conservative "just beat em" attitudes then.
Not just the beating, but them having kids to begin with.
Some people are just shit parents with low IQ's.
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>>38495176
>Some people are just shit parents with low IQ's.
You're talking about niggers, right? They vote dem.
Get up, wagecuck. It's time to unpaid preparation.
Another day, another dollar.
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>>38495118
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK YOU NEET I'M DOING SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE
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>>38495118
You lost when you said "another day, another dollar" and "Stop pressing the snooze button it just makes things worse" on Sunday. Piss off retard
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>>38495118
I could Buy you. Origami
Just came here to brag about the fact that I just got my driver's license since I know a lot of fags here don't have one yet.
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>>38323319
Like you even go outside
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>>38323319
I'm up for a brag thread. What else is going in for you Op?
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I've wasted so much time, I could have changed the world by now
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My little sister is watching jack Paul on a everyday basis, should I be worried?
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>not being a member of the Jake Squad in 2017
It's like you're trolling us to seem like some sort of normie, OP.