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Share robot tier music lads

Here's some John Frusciante to start us off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7gAKjG7o_c
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Why is it so hard to find a job? Ostensibly companies have tons of jobs they need filled but can't be assed to actually fill them. They're like that dude or chick who hits 40 still single because they won't settle. But that's stupid because your chances of finding The One are best either by doubling down on developing the first applicant or going through a bunch of applicants rapidly. This shit isn't rocket science; there are studies that show that "HR professionals" are about as good as rolling dice. I was trying to think of why we don't just have like a list of jobs that meet certain criteria for jobless people to get; like, you lose your job, you apply for unemployment, bam, they set you up with a place. If it doesn't work out after a month, you can be gone, but at least everyone took a try at it. The only reason I could think was that white collar dudes would rather be "working" at getting a job they actually want during the 6-8 hours they'd be working their assigned jobs. But that's dumb: if you're getting your job networking and whatnot, you're working at that a few hours a day tops. If you're working a full 8 hours filling out apps, you're just spraying and praying, and you're gonna end up with a job you hate anyway. The only people who benefit from the current system are the ones who plan to milk their benefits.

It just seems so wasteful of everyone's time and energy.
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Aussie robot here. My parents have finally sent me to Guangzhou. I've been here for almost 2 weeks and, surprisingly, this place is even better than Australia. Food, weather, job opportunities...everything is better here than in fucking Australia. Even girls are less slutty and more traditional. I have already filled 2 chick asses with my aussie juice.

If some australian robot wants to leave that hellhole and come here to Guangzhou i'll be glad to help. Australia fucking sucks.
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>>38495608
>chinaman in chinatown

unsubscribe
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post some pics of how life is there
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>>38495608
free azn waifus included?

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Let's get to the true identity of this petty theif https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fyoutu.be%2F0RPCjsCXaKU

Is this her? https://mobile.twitter.com/vandukershayla?lang=en
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>>38325732
Is this the same gurl
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>>38325732
This whore has taught me surprisingly much

Why did he do it, bros? He took away my only chance of happiness.
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There are so many great guys in the world.
How is a girl to date them all?!
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One day/one date at a time.
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>>38325796
Not like 10 dates in one day?!
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>>38325807
omg if only xD

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>"Are you Anon? We must inspect all of your electronic materials. If you have anything encrypted, you must give us your passwords or else you will be taken into custody until you decide to comply. Do you understand? Follow me, the poIice are waiting for you."
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>>38325667
"Ah, ah, ah. I don't think so."

*gives firm handshake*
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>>38325667
i mean that's fine they'll just see how much of a racist xenophobic degenerate I am

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Girls, post your stats and what you want in a bf
>Age
>Height, weight
>Ethnicity
>Hobbies
>What you want in a bf and his physical traits
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>>38325664
original bumperitis
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There's a thread like this already, what's the point.

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americans, why do people mess with the quiet white kid of class?

i would be scared because i know somebody can get an ar-15
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Because people are nothing but creatures driven by animalistic urges.
It's why i've given up on society. I know i'm driven by these urges too because all this social isolation and anger really takes a toll.
Chest tightness, dizziness, inability to focus, headaches. And i know its emotional because i've taken every step possible to make sure i'm physically healthy.
It only grows stronger though.

There's only two possible choices if this continues. Either i actually do something stupid that will ruin my life and possibly the lifes of people around me, or i go into substance abuse which will ruin only my life.
And since i'm 25+, i've already lost hope of any other outcome.
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>>38325782
Maybe you could make friends through drugs anon
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I used to be a popular kid in elementary and middle school, then some shit happening in my life changed me, and ended up developing depression and severe social anxiety in high school. I think it was payback for bullying so many kids in jr high and middleschool, I really tormented some of the corner kids.

Freshman year for me I really got a taste of my own medicine, and realized what I did. Luckily the rest of highschool most people matured and stopped messing with me, and I was kind of just a ghost.

Fuck, no one really knows how it feels to be bullied as the outcast, I hate kids and preteens. They are fucking toxic and cannibalistic

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>used to wake up every morning and immediately check my phone to see her messages, it always warmed my heart and made my day better
>she hasn't texted me in days
Why does it keep happening
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>>38325646
Because you're a normie who comes to a virgin robot board. You'll become one of us if you don't get away. I wish you luck and don't come back!
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>>38325646
>used to wake up every morning and immediately check my phone to see her messages, it always warmed my heart and made my day better
>she hasn't texted me in months
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>>38325646

Is she an IRL girl you could reach by foot/car/public transport? If so, why are you just playing text footsie?

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The thought of having a random nervous breakdown and killing myself in a moment of temporary insanity scares me tbqh

Does this happen? Would some people who killed themselves have been fine if they just somehow endured the tantrum-like episode without having the access to tools to kill themselves, and then somehow gotten emotionally better after, whether it be from therapy or medication?
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I've had many breakdowns where i've come close to killing myself. Luckily I talk myself down from it, but I get pretty worked up sometimes.

I'm prescribed benzos and I usually have my worst breakdowns on benzos, which is ironic. If I feel myself spiraling I take a break from the meds, even though I feel worse it's better for my life in the long run.

I'm right here with you OP, just try and make mental notes every single day never to do it no matter how low you go, for me making mental notes of how I feel after I calm down is what keeps me alive.
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>>38325643
suicide on an impulse does happen, yeah

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>go to little league and high school baseball games, hide and throw balls and assorted shit onto the field, never caught or seen because I only hit fields near woodland areas
>take nightwalks often, observe random people until they notice
>damage silverware at restaurants
>open car doors if they're unlocked
>steal grocery carts
>go on google streetview, find some redneck looking house and mail homosexual magazines or my trash to them
>never been caught
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>>38325593
I like to stay home all day and play overwatch
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>>38325593
I am a bit antisocial, but too pussy to do these kinds of things most of the time.
>Threw rocks at my school's windows and cracked them
>Dumped water on people passing by from my 13th floor balcony
>Wrote graffiti with a thick marker in various places
>Groped girls in broad daylight and got away with it
>Steal batteries out of traffic barricades when there's a road work going on nearby
>Hung a chair on a high voltage line high above the ground

Most of these were from when I was younger, and somehow, had more balls. Perhaps, I was just oblivious to the potential consequences. So far, I've never gotten caught, though I'm unreasonably anxious every time I see a police car so I can't say there weren't any consequences.

GET ON THE GROUND NORMIES YOURE ALL UNDER ARREST
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>>38325582
Put the gun down, anon. There's no need to be drastic here

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It's time for you to grow up and get a job, Shinji.
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w-who is that guy
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But I'm at work. And I'm going back to school for my masters
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>>38325554
Is this a superjail edit?

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Welp... I can't look at 3d poen any more.

It all just reminds me how much I dislike people.

I really fucking despise the idea of interaction. I despise what normal people do. I hate they act.
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>>38325545
What's this guys youtube channel again
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Some of us are alright let us know when not to go to school
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>>38325545
i';m a normie, fuck you asshole

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