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aaah... how your lunch, wagie? Enjoying your stale sandwich?
I just got home after a hike on the mountain, I had some rice salad and now I'm gonan treat myself with some ice cream then I'm probably gonna check my greenhouse before playing some vidya.
The mountain was really nice, can't imagine how shitty it must be to slave away under the hot sun on a fine day like this, what a waste.
Well you better get back to work now, wagie. Don't wanna disapoint your boss, might risk pushing that promition he promised you 2 years ago even further away
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>>38495763
This contrasts the two lives well.
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I'm not a NEET but I still love these threads
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>>38495763
I have a question glorious NEET. I am a wagecuck and want to know how you survive with no income.

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>women used to be nice and pure back then!
lmfao
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>>38495725
>he's using a used up trash can from a pauly shore movie to back up his argument
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>>38495756
what arguments do you have to back yourself up?

if she breaths she a thot
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Women have never been pure if they were given the freedom to make their own choices.

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Oh hey wagecuck. I carved a swastika into your girlfriends face with a broken glass bottle because I know you are too much of a cuck to do anything about it.
Ta ta
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>>38326288
She looks fine to me, she's sitting across from me.
>Oh wait you said wagecuck not independently wealthy young entrepreneur...
My bad.
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>>38326322
>Roleplaying on a Cambodian mice breeding forum
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>>38326288
>teleports behind you
>turn 360 degrees and walk away

If there was a woman worth dating, don't you think you wouldn't be alone right now? Even if you get one by the time you turn 28, don't you think you'd be jaded af by then because deep down you know she's just like any of the other girls you met in your youth who wouldn't have gave you the time of the day? I don't know how anyone wouldn't be bitter if they were invisible to women most of their youth, then when they finally meet a bunch of conditionals in their late 20's. They finally get a girl who is into them. if I don't get a girlfriend by the time I'm 25. I am going to never marry/date even if I have the option to. (btw I'm 24.)
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OH OH OH MISS ALISSA
OH OH OH MISS ALISSA
OH OH OH MISS ALISSA
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Who's Alissa?
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>>38326284
I know an Alissa. ;)
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>>38326276
Shitty band, shitty song.

Pull the fucking trigger and leap off this mortal coil, pussy.

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How attractive is this man? Does he have a chance to get QTs
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No he only has a nape belt and not something better and his music is trah
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>>38326242
take that back you meanie

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Good morning robots! I just grabbed breakfast at D.D.
> D.D. robot tier?
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Notice that the entire raison d'etre of NoFap falls apart when you consider the fact that normies have sex everyday and yet no one ever tells them to stop doing it.
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NoFap is for people who fap 5 times every day.
If you fap once daily, you're fine.
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>>38495687

This how you can tell when someone is a virgin. Normies do not have sex everyday contrary to popular belief in our hypersexualized culture and pornography. Chad isn't banging women all day everyday. At the most he probably has sex every third day. Nofap is for manginas to blame all their problems on porn because they wank more than 5 times a day and cannot tell the difference between fantasy and reality.
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>>38495709
>>38495745

Nice moving of the goal post there anon

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>set up a profile without a picture on OkCupid
>start a genuinely interested conversation with a girl there
>she responds, but is hesitant
>says that she likes speaking to me, but won't go further till she sees my face
>post it
"Thread deleted"
L-lel ;_;
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>>38326177
>says that she likes speaking to me, but won't go further till she sees my face

for a damn good reason

>"Thread deleted"
LMAO kek
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>demand girl send me a pic so i can verify it's not a catfish
>girl sends a pic
>girl asks me for pic
>ghost her
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She isn't online looking for a guy with a nice personality. She already has 7 irl nice personality orbiters.

She is there trying to win the lottery and net herself a Chad who is too stupid to know that he is above her league.

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>brutally shits on every male who isn't part of the top 1% in terms of self-control, height, charisma, social skills, and intelligence
>"the reason there are so many trannies on /r9k/ is that the pinkpill mafia is manipulating impressionable young robots!!1"

are norms actually this stupid or is it some hilarious joke i'm not in on
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i mean, making the fact of being male even more of an agonizing hellwarp than it's biologically ordained to be and then throwing rocks at the people who try to escape is pretty funny if you were the kind of kid who poisoned cats, so maybe i just don't get it

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>be me
>arrives home to tune into a vaporwave live stream
>sees people talking about 4chan and reddit in comments
>bright idea.jpeg
>"haha normie you like STARBUCKS [emoji]
>Rumen:edge lord
>keeps doing most normal fag actions
>" I love dank memes that's why I'm ways on 9gag and iFunny
>comments ignor me
>those John lemon memes were lit senpai
>gets to a stage were anything I say gets a response of REEEEEEE
>" what is a re [laughing rmoji]
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Whats the worst thing chad has ever done
>keggar on beach
>there to siphon beers not normalfag socialize
>summer movie trope campfire
>even number of normans and stacys around it
>hear loud ass engine
>its chad
>driving his fucking jeep
>goes from 60 to crawling stop
>stacy has to evacuate seat as chad inches over it
>chad hops out through window and grabs a beer
>people not psyched to see him
>group tries to resume chat
>chad brings up how norman #3 only has one testical from cancer
>silence
>norman leaves
>chad starts bragging about his jeep to other jeep chad
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>have only one real friend at school in my class
>get into 10th class, have courses instead of doing every subject together with the class, so classes get mixed up
>barely have any subject with that friend
>friend has many subjects with chads
>have no real friends anymore
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>>38326105
>made me fall for the bee yourself meme
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>be me
>16 years old at the time
>go to the grocery store with friends during lunch break at school
>girl drives her moped into us
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>my friends and me are not hurt at all but girl fell off her moped
>girl starts screaming hysterically
>chad comes running out of a house and starts calling us autists
>chad threatens to beat us up cause we didn't try to help the girl fast enough
>chad thinks we intentionally tried to kick her off her moped

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Barbongolus
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>>38495674
Borbongalo
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>>38495724
Barbosola
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Bongbola

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sft
its time to be nice and get along
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/myworldiscrumblingaroundme/

add me to talk about fun games and maybe play them too

i like osrs mtg quake pubg csgo payday and lots of others

pls add me I'm nice not mean

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Why is it acceptable for women to take selfies, but creepy for men to take them?
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>>38495639
because you're ugly

rinig
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Success/Social Influence/Confidence in men is more important for women than the same qualities are in women for men.

The highest quality men in the eyes of women are the ones who look good, do interesting things and have people there to witness and photograph them. If a man can't adapt to these tastes, it suggests he doesn't have this stuff.

The most important factor for men is typically just how attractive women are, so the only real factor for them is how they showcase it

tl;dr women care more about social factors than men and man selfie implies loner
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>>38495792
Interesting. Thanks for the reply

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