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>get hit with radiation
>become even more of a deformed freak
>old friends come by in radiation suits only richfags can afford
>your oneitis literally cringes in disgust and then snickers and you convulsing saying "DON'T LOOK AT MEEE PLEASE!!!"

>>39545769
>not owning a gun so you can sudoku, saving yourself the utter shame

>>39545824
>he actually thinks I don't have a mossman 500 5 feet away from me in a gun locker I can simple go to any time I want and an hero for good.

me too im fucking high and im working in 30 minutes

you have to be above the age of 18 to post on these imageboards

and here i thought summer was finally ending

>>39545687
Find the nearest gun, put it in your mouth, and pull the trigger.

>>39545672
Probably because some tasteless sperg needs to feel a false sense of superiority constantly goes on about how they don't like an objectively good franchise.

Maybe, just maybe, you should consider how wrong you are and sudoku for your sins.

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>>39545796
But there have only been like 4 good games though. Are you seriously going dismiss someone's subjective opinion as some superiority complex and then say he is a tasteless sperg and that your taste enjoys and (((objectively))) good franchise? Quality reply 10/10 did not make yourself look like a retard here's a medal for your keen sense of "quality"

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name one sonic fan who isnt an autist

It's because it's fucking expensive and I don't want to get an STDi, you may get them even with condoms. If not, I would have gone already but I keep virgin, amigos mios

>>39545634
There are some levels even I wont stoop to.

>>39545634
I don't care about getting laid, I care about being judged for not getting laid, and paying for it won't help me.
Also dis>>39545979

>>39545557
But anon, how will they ever raid us if they do that?

>>39545557
I hate the traps and trannies and fags and cucks. Other degeneracy is fine with me though

>>39545557
I hardly come to this board anymore because of them. There are less faggots and less faggots threads on /b/

If I never had to see the words "I'm a girl (male)" or "boipucci" ever again my life would be much happier.

You have to work like the rest of us, faggot

You have no talents ? Well fucking get to work then. Do you have no passions, no hobbies ? Find those, cultivate them.

It sounds retarded and corny but you can do it robot, I believe in you. Also, looks don't fucking matter, if you're insecure about it start working out or running or something.

The thing is, you can't just lie here and wait for these things to fall into your open hands. Unlike in highschool, you've got to actively move your arse to get those things you're looking for.

It's OK. I think something is wrong with me. It's not that easy to view yourself objectively (for me at least).

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Please tell me more anon-kun, are you a negro with a big black dong?

>>39545572
>are you a negro with a big black dong?
Yeah, something like that.

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>>39545602

You're either a nigger or you're not, anon, there is no inbetween.

How big is your dingdong?

All dicks are cute desu

I like having a big dick, it makes smaller dicks look more girly

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>Looking at tranny fapping webm's on /gif/
>They shoot bigger, thicker loads of cum than I do even after a week of no fap
Why is this allowed?

voices subsided for the most part, I've been sleeping a lot since I quit my job I think that's why.

Right now they want me to do something with my life, they want me in the game again so they can play with me.

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>>39545425
are the voices in schizos heads their own voices or someone elses?

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>>39545507
Damn that sounds scary as shit anon
Hope you are doing OK man

>>39545342
>What to expect?
All this motivation will be gone tomorrow.

Somehow you need to make sure now that future you will be forced to carry out your plans.

>>39545449
>All this motivation will be gone tomorrow.

This is my main fear. I know people that have achieved a whole lot after having been in a far worse place than I am now. If they can, why wouldn't I?

>>39545342
At some point you've got to realize that you can give yourself a pass for everything you've done as long as you're similarly willing to forgive the trespasses of others against you. If you want to be forgiven, especially by yourself, you need to first learn to forgive, especially other people. That's part of the agreement we have with the social order, and it determines how far we can really be expected to participate in it.

>>39545291
Woah there, calm down, Elliot.

>>39545291
Who are you kidding faggot?

Nope, now stop edgeposting or i will send the fib after your ass.

same here, I know that feel
going to kill myself

>banged a 32 year old neet last night who still lives with his mom
>went 4 or 5 times
>begged him to breed and cum deep inside of me every single time
>best fuck I've had in ages


im not even 23, there is hope guys

>>39545526
Beg for my cum right now.

Help me please, I don't want to be a fag anymore, it isn't worth it, let me like women, please.

>>39545242
>>go a whole day without my bp being filled
>>tfw no bf
>>lonely and want someone to hold me and love me
>>fags don't feel love
>
>wat do anons?
>How do I become straight, you guys all have relationships that last long and involve more than sex.
Dumb sissy anime boi.

>>39545242
remember what i taught u
about the bottle

>>39545216
Why can't you leave?

>>39545230
The incredible amount of diplomatic bullshit I will have to wade through and the unlikelyness of getting a job in America

>>39545216
why are you me anon, i hate this country so much too

>>39545175
Did she also submit a rap song to get in?

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>mfw oprah is smarter than einstein
whatchu gonna do about it whiteboy?

There's no end to it.

There's no end to the expendable male shaming.