Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 2278. page

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If you can't get over me just get me back, nerdo. Pride is for chumps.

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>pee always spatters on my feet
Why does this keep happening

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Thanks for the smokebomb guide you faggot, now it gets 404'ed.

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so, life has gone kind of funny for me r9k..

I dont really want to go into details but basically heres whatsup:

I've basically whittled down my options in life into being a long haul truck driver or being a police officer.

Their salaries are similar.

Which would you rather do and why?

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What does /r9k/ think of this guy?

Plz plz be originollio

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>didn't make it to english studies college
>my only options now are history and information science

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How did Brittany Murphy pass? Was it the illuminati?

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my twin brother's baby was just born today and i've never even kissed anyone

i can only imagine what my family thinks of me

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>When people say bullies don't exist

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Why are 90% of women ugly? Is it so difficult for them to become thick and big breasted with a nice ass, hips n legs?
Why waste all the money on makeup if you're ugly as fuck underneath and are unable to underline your natural beauty.

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Have you ever pissed on someone? Or been pissed on?

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>"Are you Anon? We must inspect all of your electronic materials. If you have anything encrypted, you must give us your passwords or else you will be taken into custody until you decide to comply. Do you understand? FoIIow me, the police are waiting for you."

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>Be me
>Masturbating
>Decide to play a game my friend told me about at school
>HailMary.exe
>The objective of the game is to leave your bedroom door open while you are masturbating
>When you feel like you are about to cum, yell out "MOM DAD I NEED HELP"
>Try to put dick in pants and shut off porn before they come to the room
>Anyways. I was about to cum and I decided this would be a fun game to play a Monday evening
>Yell out "MOM I NEED HELP"
>I get off my bed to pull my pants up and put my dick away
>Mom walks in
>Cumshot on her face

What do I do anons?

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>buy 2 new parakeets
>they die a couple days later
>learned it happened because I used a bleach based cleaner to wipe down the apartment
>tfw you can't have nice things

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What does she mean by this?

This better B
E ORIGINAL