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>Watching TV show
>Stacies lose competition so they have to French kiss random strangers, one each (who they can't see) to stay in the game
>prize is 10k
>they don't do it

Maybe the world is not as bad as /r9k/ and /pol/ make it seem.
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>tfw its been 48 hours since I last masturbated
>tfw seeing half naked chicks and softcore porn on 4chan isn't breaking my will
As someone who jerks off literally 24/7, this is a big deal for me. I think this is the time.
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>>38329105
same here for a day. except I gave in a few hours ago and jerked off to traps while playing with my ass. it was an eye roller. I'm disgusting.
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>>38329151
My stuff is worse than traps. I'm trying to get over it for good since it really does make me a total shut in, mentally and emotionally.

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What do if i wan to put my pepee in a gf of a friendo?
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>tek phone
>messag roastie
>"hellu I want my peepee in your veevee"

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If you're not a Mexican, you can't be a robot. Literally the worst genetics of any group. Full of downies, Manlets with Napoleon Complex, and women who go downhill from 12. Not to mention, you're associated with shitty jobs
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Maybe I am autistic here, but I have to ask...

Does anyone else have a problem with women staring at your food? Or looking at other peoples food in general?

I first noticed this when I worked in a place that sold pretty decent pizza. I would carry a few plates to a customers table and every woman I would pass would follow every movement of the pizza as it made its way to their table. Eyes wide open, mouth agape.

I found something about it quite revolting.

When I order food in a restaurant, its always a woman watching my food, open mouthed, as its brought to the table. They look like a more pathetic version of an animal to me, minus any cuteness.

If you want what the fuck I have, why not fucking order it?
What makes them think its OK to stare at someone engaging in bodily function? Its like me poking my head under the cubical when they take a shit or something. They dont know me, they haven't said hello or introduced themselves, but there they are, drooling over other peoples food.

If its rude to read over other peoples shoulders (at least in my country it is) how the fuck is it acceptable to start eye up other peoples food like a greedy animal?

Am I alone in being bothered by this?
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maybe the movement attracts their attention
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>>38328957
I mean, I've heard my uncle exclaim "wow, now I should've ordered that!" at passing waiters every time our family goes out to eat.
Is this your fetish or something? I know you said it grosses you out, but the way you described it sounds like it's either your fetish or you're autistic

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This is all you are fembots, a plastic ziplock bag.
How does that make you feel?
>Im a goddess that creates life
KEK! Youre a plastic ziplock bag
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>>38496007
wonder if i can custom make a kitten this way and watch it hatch, how adorable!
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>>38496007
God comes in all shapes and sizes
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>>38496041
No, only in the shape of a man, preferably with an erect penis.

How do I reconcile the twin facts that I both want to be rich and yet am not wired up to be smart enough to get rich?
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>>38328920
you will die poor and unknown like all of us. you need to get over with that and do whatever you want with the rest of your shitty life.

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I'm scrolling through the catalog, and I'm not seeing a lot of Pepes. When you make a thread, always try to start it with Pepe.
Thanks.
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Do you think you'll be able to turn your life around? Achieve success? Do you know anybody who's made it?

Would you stay a hikki forever?
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50-50 chances, have to ace a test this january, if I don't then Ill probably kms ,if I ace then I would be rich and famous someday soon
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I'm fairly successful.

Still miserable.

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How can we hate women for wanting Chad? That is the way they are biologically programmed. I understand being upset because you are not Chad, but that is nobody's fault and there's no reason to take it out on women who had no choice in the matter either.
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who is this lady? Looks familiar
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/r9k/ isn't a hivemind, just a lot of memeing. I personally am not even mad at women about this. It does make perfect biological sense. All my hate is directed internally.
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You're right. Just like we're attracted to cute girls, they're attracted to the chads.
What can anyone do about that?

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I SEE TREES OF GREEN
RED ROSES TOOOO
I SEEEEE THEM BLOOM
FOR ME AND U
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New Triforce and VORW podcasts today, what are you guys listening to/watching?
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>tfw I am 3/10
>tfw when I found girl robot 3/10
>tfw with my gf doing some grocery and just enjoying day
>tfw there are 3 roasties in grocery
>tfw they make fun from me and my gf when we pass by

Fucking roasties man

Why are they so fucking cruel?

Are they aware that making fun of random people is not a good idea, because you ca not be sure how somebody is going to react?
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>>38495909

>how somebody is going to react?

Yea they had no idea you would mumble under your breath "s-stupid r-roasties..." and then go post on 4chan.

The horror!
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>>38495936
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

you are just being mean
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>>38496167

that ass looks like it was poured in them pants. Damn girl

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''And behold a great red dragon,.'' Rev 12:3
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Satans 7 heads
'',..A Great Red Dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads,.''' Rev 12:3

https://skyview.gsfc.nasa.gov/current/cgi/query.pl
Coordinates: 13 48 1.0, -8 28 20.5"
IRAS micron 100


repent the end is near
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Rundown for the newly

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I legitimely can't recall the last time I spoke to female species.
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>>38328852
spoke to my aunt today eat shit

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