how do you compliment a girl that wears cgl
1.Whats your age
2. Why are yo khv
>>38496169
20
Nihilism, ugly, autism
34
For one thing I've literally never tried. Also I'm morbidly obese and have an ugly face so even if I did try I'd never get anywhere.
>>38496169
20
I think I'm just ugly...
just popped an ugly ass zit mayn
feels good
Why haven't you taken the MGTOW pill yet?
NO GIRLS ALLOWED. SORRY BECKY NOT TODAY. YOU ALREADY HAVE YOUR CLUB AT HUFFPOOP ENJOY IT
>>38496103
I want a family Goy
Fembot here.
Can someone give me a quick rundown on MGtow?
It sounds like sour grapes desu.
>tfw no milk
yes me too milk lad. I sure wish i had a pint of milk or something haha.
GET IN HERE MILK LADS
>>38329947
>tfw no milk
Maybe someday.
whats the most robot friendly religion? does anyone else want to make religion a life style choice?
>>38329931
When you become religious, if you're doing it for what you should be doing it for, you're going to be changing your life style. It won't be easy not to jack off to things constantly and shower regularly, but it's part of it.
Or become utilitarian you cuck.
>>38330001
how am i a cuck for wanting to be religious?
whichever religion can i worship a waifu
of my choose is the right spirituality
I can't believe how terrible of a poster I am. I'm almost certain I'm the worst poster on this website.
>>38329915
nah, i'm pretty bad too.
/oregano
Hahaha sucks to be you faggot
last thread was really comfy so lets go again
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k-bois
come queue up some songs
>>38496094
let us all gather around the boombox
it's starting to fill up now
one last bump for good measure
>shave legs
>buy pink panties
>upload video of me pulling them down to reveal donger to /soc/ and link patreon
Holy shit I never knew it was this easy, I'm not even a tranny or trap. I've already got $200. You niggers make this too easy
>>38329822
>lying on the internet
slay thyself
>>38329822
prove it, origiginally
One of my Steam friends' profile is suddenly private for me, but I still have him as a friend. Could this mean that he's blocked me or has he just set it to private for everyone including friends? What happens if you block someone on Steam?
>>38496078
it means he blocked you anon, he must've REALLY hated you to do that
>>38496181
Stop lying you bastard.
False alarm, lads. The person is now online for me, but the profile is still private, so he just set it to private for everyone for some reason.
>apply to 5 different jobs today
>meet the manager at one of them
>go in for the handshake
>contact made, commence grasp
>ohfuck.jpg
>he has a weak handshake and I've already gripped his soft meat hook with a Titan's might
>my handshake is the firmer and stronger of the two, while his is the handshake of a disabled infant by comparison
Dad, does this mean that I got the job or was my handshake TOO firm for him?
>>38329805
"The boss loves to hear helpful critique from others in order to better himself both as a man and as an employer/manager. What you should have done is corrected the boss on his handshake form, that way he knows you would be a valuable asset to the store's workforce. Other than that, it sounds like you did great champ."
>>38330273
Agreed. A handshake can never be TOO firm. That's just crazy talk.
It's so demoralising seeing so many attractive women. I've seen literally about 5 9/10s today. They all have shitloads of tinder matches and Chads on tap.
It's so demoralising seeing attractive women or sluttily dressed women and realising that I would need to be a GigaChad to not be considered a joke to those types. An actual GigaChad.
And I am demoralised so much by the 6 and 7/10s. They always affect innocent traits or act overly friendly (not by initiating contact, as an example, none of them ever talk to me at work) with people in a loud and affected way. They have to put in slightly more effort to attract beta attention. They play the same game but are more dislikeable due to their affectations which seem dishonest.
Also a reminder that women look better during the day compared to when you see them on Friday nights. They dress on nights out in garish ways to signal promiscuity to alpha Chads. Not that you even need to wait for Friday or Saturday these days. Thursday is the new Friday and Wednesday is the new Thursday. Friday is New Year's Eve and Saturday is an orgy.
>>38329771
When is the last time you asked a girl out?
Don't bullshit me.
>>38330325
Never. But I've never had attention from one or had a shot. I'm not autistic
whenever i see ''hot'' girls i immediatly disregard them. feel like they look plain and assume they have no personality.
i saw one cute cashier with acne once, she smiled to me and that really fucked my shit up. most people would consider her a 5/10 at most but i really think she was pretty.
i would go back and spill spaghetti and tell you and myself i tried but its like 3 hours there and i don't know if shes still there.
could be my lack of success has triggered a dusty part of the brain that tells me to lower my standards, like the man eating tigers who turned out to be wounded.
Anyone else have the sole problem of being unable to get women, but have everything else in life in check? Most /r9k/ers have other problems in their life that could hinder themselves with women, but the fact that this doesn't apply to me makes me feel like I'm not attractive at all or have extremely shit social skills.
>19
>rising sophomore at top 20 uni
>decent grades
>have friends (all male)
>have my driver's license
>have had my first job
>have a future
But I have missed all the landmarks when it comes to girls. I am a kissless virgin. Never been on a date.
>>38496070
you're 19 you fucking idiot. come back when you're nearing your 30s.
>>38496092
It's too late far before your 30s if you're a KV. The point of no return is about 25.
>>38496070
I've just turned 20 and I'm a hkv...If I'm still that by 25 I'm hanging myself.
I NEED 1 INCHE OF FUCKING LENGHT REEEEEEEE
IM A 5'6 SKINNY MANLET AND I CAN BE THE NEXT JORDI EL NINO POLLA BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE A KID AND MY DICK IS 6X5.5, LOOKS GOOD BUT I NEED 7 INCHES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>38496054
i'm like 6.7x5.7 can i be a pornstar too?
>>38496080
tell me your height amigo
>>38496107
not sure, somewhere around 5'7 maybe a bit more
>you still haven't died in your sleep yet
>>38329656
>too healthy to die in my sleep
>>38329730
I'm not healthy at all, I am simply destined to suffer
post more ayys please, I like ayys