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>Since I was a child I was smart and I was told I was going to accomplish a lot in life
>I was consistently top of my school in Maths/science
>Consistently told by teachers how smart I am etc.
>Then through a series of shitty academic decisions I have fucked everything up
>The decisions that no one of a sound mind would ever suspect of being inherently bad
>Because of my desire for becoming a normalfag I have let my grades in secondary go, although they were still above average, but of course as life does it found a way to fuck me over
>Used to have ambitious aspirations.
>Now I just lower my ambitions after each consecutive fuck up.
>I will never get to experience my teen years in the fullest
>I will never experience love
>I will never raise a child
>I will never look forward to tomorrow
>I will never achieve anything in life

At this point my entire existence seems like I We, robots, have been made to suffer in order to balance all the happiness normals get to experience.
Nothing will ever go our way, it was never supposed to, never meant to be. We are just here for the sole purpose of getting decimated by sheer chance, by the numbers game we are all both consciously and subconsciously playing.
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>>39546336
Dude this sounds exactly like something elliot Rodger would say, keep me posted on where u live I want to see the massacre go correct
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>>39546336
fucking unoriginal nigger
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>be braindead retarded at school and social interaction
>everyone tells me how I'm so smart
>know it isn't true but people expect a lot from me
>fuck up at every possible turn
>people mad at me for "not using my gifts"
>recently made the horrible decision of moving in with my man hating aunt and now get yelled at every morning, afternoon, and evening
>completely futureless at the age of 21
I can't fucking pass 10th grade math. I'm not a smart person.

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What do you think of this ass robots? Could you handle it?
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>clean restroom
would/10
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>>39546329
it must be a pain for these girls to wipe their asses with those flabby arms getting in the way of those large buttcheeks.

I'd fuck her but I'd be worried about her butt hygiene first
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>>39546329
I'd be too afraid it would engulf me desu

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>he doesn't drink a black coffee every morning
>he puts in milk, cream or sweetener of any sort
And you call yourself a man?
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>>39546310
Because I have a job to go to, nigger. I don't have time to wait forty-five minutes for my coffee to cool down.
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>>39546310
It's too watery, a bit of milk gives it some substance
Also I use quite a lot so drinking it black would be pretty strong
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>>39546343
>he doesn't drink his coffee piping hot
Holy shit you actually faggot.

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Why do women "go bad" so quickly? Shouldn't they at least get until they're 25?
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>>39546273
I'd still fuck and marry her at age 38
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>>39546294
this women who age well know how to fuck a man
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>>39546322
this

don't women also get hornier with age? or is that a myth?

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My psychiatrist said he's gonna write a note confirming that I'm unfit for work. Will be getting NEETbux by the end of the month. No more wageslaving for me.
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>>39546212
Lucky bastard. Even diagnosed PTSD doesn't get me out of work.
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Sorry about the disability mate. Hope neet life works out for you. What hobbies do you plan on pursuing with your free time?
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>>39546212
Welcome to NEEThood, I hope you'll find it relieving to not be a retarded wagefag.

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>pedophiles are subhuman scum and should be tortured and killed
>unless you're chad! Teehee!
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Stolen from Reddit btw, you can admit it, anon, no shame in that.
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>>39546136
its just not fair, chads can get away with anything, why were we born so ugly?
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I remember hearing this was fake, like he changed the description after getting results

I could do it, R9K.

Why can't you?
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Don't mean to be rude, but you two kinda look related.
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>>39546036

why cant you stand up straight?
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>>39546135
you're just mad because I am a chad now

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HAHAHAHAHA
get fucked, coasties
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>>39546007
bye florida no one liked you anyway.
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>>39546007
What's with all these hurricanes? Global warming?
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>>39546007

mother nature, literally killing off the liberals.

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So i turned 18 today. I am legally an adult now and i never got to experience young love. D-did I miss anything important anons? I feel like i have.
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>>39545965
You can still date 16 and 17 year olds depending where you are, don't give up yet anon
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>>39545965
You didn't miss shit. Women are still whores, unreliable, immature, and STDs are still prevalent.

If anything you missed a romantic bullet to the wallet and soul.
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>>39546044
Well i'd say these characteristics are/seem less common in my area, as my country is more reversed when it comes to sex. I just feel like having the experience of a relationship, even if it ended sour would help me feel more human. Guess I'm a robot in the making huh.

also >>39545997
there's a reason why i couldnt get a date if my life depended on it

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What do you do after you have sex? isn't it like really awkward? So she swallows your cum and then what? you just say ''that was nice'' then carry on as normal? it seems so strange
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>>39545964
We smoked a cigarette and I forget what we talked about.
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depends on how much you like her.

if you and her love each other you probably cuddle and plan some events to do later and talk.

if you dont like each other or it's some hooker, its a race to get out of bed, kick her out, take a shower, and go get somethign to eat and get back to vidya
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I laugh like a retard and reveal my anime figurines collection so she understand she just got fucked by was a disgusting weeb neet autist

How old were you when you accepted that holes only want Chad?
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>>39545950
16. All the other kids in the school was getting laid except me.
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who cares, lousy people anyway
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>>39546012
>robots
>good people

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Anyone else here afraid of Harvey 2: Electric Boogaloo? How are you preparing? How fucked are you? Where my /hurricane/ bros at
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>>39545910
Rick Wiles: Unprecedented Storms, Super Hurricane Irma

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GnO_Wm4gzA
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far northern midwest here,

i'm hiding from it in my room OP, will we make it OP
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Florida is gonna become an island lmao

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i cant find any online and i want a osrs themed wojak. help a artistically challeneged robot.
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Shamlessly going to bmp this cause want a runsescape wojak
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I remember when wearing this used to make me cool
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>>39546149
thank you my friend, its popular in osrs

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are assfags subhuman?
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>>39545850
I recognize this manga but I think from an anime. what is this from???
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>>39545876
prison school
originalll
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>>39545876
Kangoku gakuen

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Gentleman, please turn to pages Epilogue 136 of your Holy Bible.

"The first strike against women will be to quarantine all of them in concentration camps. At these camps, the vast majority of the female population will be deliberately starved to death. That would be an efficient and fitting way to kill them all off. I would take great pleasure and satisfaction in condemning every single woman on earth to starve to death. I would have an enormous tower built just for myself, where I can oversee the entire concentration camp and gleefully watch them all die."

Amen.
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>>39545813
How far gone am I when I kinda understand this feel
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>>39545843
I wouldn't do it but I would 100% heil anyone who does.
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Women arent the problem.
God should have given every man on earth at least a 6.5 inch dick

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