Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 226. page

>>39546860
Yeah bud

>>39546860
Its a bad idea to pay a girl for anything

Yes

Oregano
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>39546859
I have other priorities in my life before I start looking into becoming religious/spiritual.

>>39546859
The Dalai Lama himself has cautioned against westerners from turning to Buddhism because they will "become homeless in their own culture." So, if their religion is correct, I can just wait until I'm reincarnated as an east Asian then join them properly.

File: The burning monk, 1963 (3).jpg (139KB, 1200x802px) Image search: [Google]

139KB, 1200x802px

Because non-duality leads to apathy, not happiness.

>>39546762
what's this boards obsessions with horoscopes?

>>39546762
istj is just a failed istp

prove me wrong

They are fags that place value on pseudoscience

worthless spamposts literally nobody cares you're killing the board

thank you kakyoin poster.
I might die in hurricane irma, and I want you to know I appreciate you

>>39546761
Great, I didn't see your thread for a week and I was worried you failed your task but now I can sleep well and tight, keep it going this is one of the best things that happen in this board lately

There are people on this board that wont even make it to 2018

There are people on this board who died in 1930

>>39546749
There are people on this board who won't even make it to see midnight.

>>39546733
why?

very origami

>>39546733
How the fuck is that possible? What are the bounds to be a millennial?

>making more than 4 times the median
Fucking how can people actually make this little?

Happy birthday in advance, bro. Wish i could say something that could help you but i cant, at least finnish your course before you kys though?

>>39546695
have you considered 1 on 1 teaching?

>>39546695
if you are brown try sneaking into Germany get into a citizen share thingy and ask for neetbux Germany or Sweden. not UK we're full. good luck anon

Sounds like a fake story. Normies love rick and morty unless you went to a table full of chads or stacies.

File: Smug_cf1d8a_5762907.jpg (18KB, 372x351px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 372x351px

>>39546660
wtf i wore a rick and morty t shirt to my induction last week and the normies ate it up, it was such a good convo starter, you must just be fucking insufferable or disgusting to look at, sorry anon.

File: 1502381626206.gif (392KB, 724x734px) Image search: [Google]

392KB, 724x734px

PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

Oregano

>>39546558
I'm 90% sure that's fake news.
Chances are they lose it in the fat rolls or get it all on themselves

File: 1495567510442.jpg (201KB, 470x595px) Image search: [Google]

201KB, 470x595px

Says who? They can wipe their asses on any floor they want.

File: YMXqz2h.jpg (43KB, 352x418px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 352x418px

>>39546558
>This was fat enough to be considered a circus freak less than a century ago
How did we fall so far?

File: 1504638380707.webm (186KB, 176x280px) Image search: [Google]

186KB, 176x280px

Anon posted this earlier today, and it made me realize I'm bisexual.

File: 1490387969829.jpg (25KB, 335x268px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 335x268px

>>39547250
ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION NOW!

i'm a white boy who wishes a brotha was into me and was sexually aggressive while being racially degrading as well. oh well

>>39546533
I don't even understand what that image means

thinking that you are superior because you look better. why do roasties have so much attitude nowadays?

>>39546544
theoretically if a girl is leading an ugly guy on, she expects him to be a dutiful pushover

>Phonefag
leave my board please.

>>39546576
Shut up new fag, get out of my thread

>not using pass

i need some fresh ones

uhhhh God i hated those old monitors

>>39546461
that girl looks like Nina Dobrev

>>39546438
>Collapse while waiting for my train
>Fall into the tracks
>Cause significant delays

It's a shame I didn't collapse just as the train arrived at the station, would save me the hassle of actually killing myself.

>>39546438
>be at senior homecoming
>had to leave because the lights were giving my poor eyes a seizure
>ruined the night for my friends because they wanted to have a good time
Why I avoid those events

File: 1488393045531.jpg (100KB, 480x454px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 480x454px

>>39546438
>get paranoid in crowds
>the voices start telling me everyone is watching me everyone can read my thoughts everyone is going to hurt you
>dad takes me to a crowded restaurant cause he literally believes itll go away if im around people which is the exact opposite of how it works
>food comes
>its poisoned
>its poisoned
>pick up the tray and throw it across the restaurant
>go outside
>dad never takes me to another restaurant again
jesus christ i was so scared but damn in retrospect its embarassing af this is why i do drugs

>the virgin Trotskyist vs the Chad Stalinist

>the most beta website on the internet is commie
figures

File: images (1).png (12KB, 251x201px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 251x201px

>>39546672
What's that fascist? You better be working in your gulag before I shoot you